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dryz

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so whats everyones favorite lines i gotta say for what it seems to lack in some areas it makes up for in one liners. I love the bartender talking about all the missing pigeons,"what kind of sick individual preys on those innocent things" gotta love Shale for sticking to her guns.

Also just about anything Isabella says is classic "Men, once they see you naked with youre ass in the air they think they dont gotta follow orders"

Edited by dryz, 10 March 2011 - 02:51 PM.


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RosaAquafire

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"What happened to your beard?"
"I lost it."
"Oh, I thought it fell onto your chest."

Comedy gold.

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Anders to Sebastian: Is that Andraste's face on your... crotch? (Something along those lines XD)
Sebastian: What?
Best line evar.

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"I like big boats and I cannot lie."

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elric331 wrote...

Anders to Sebastian: Is that Andraste's face on your... crotch? (Something along those lines XD)
Sebastian: What?
Best line evar.



I just heard that one something about his belt buckle then Anders say "I love andraste as much as the next but i dont want her face plastered on my crotch" lol

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Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
Hawke: Isabela!

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I don't have a favourite line, but I do have a favourite quest: Aveline and her romantic troubles. Comedy platinum. I could play that quest all day :lol:

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RosaAquafire wrote...

"What happened to your beard?"
"I lost it."
"Oh, I thought it fell onto your chest."

Comedy gold.

One of my favorites.

I just found out that you can talk to Hawke?! I was using Varric to open a chest, and next thing you know I hear "Hawke this, Hawke that, why does everything fall to me?" 
WHAAA??
:o
(and she's complaining, I love it)

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Bertrand: Wow, where'd you get all these maps to the deep roads?

Anders: ..... A wizard did it.

And I also laughed my butt off at "I like big boats, and I cannot lie"

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When Merril says "I think I stepped in something" in the most miserable sounding voice possible.

I was greatly amused.

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Merill talking about Duncan (and his beard): "I thought a squirrel had grabbed his cheeks!"

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(It went something like this, can't remember the exact words)

Anders: Isabela, you're from Ferelden? There's something familiar about you.
Isabela: Yes, you too. Ever been to The Pearl?
Anders: The brothel? Ah, yes! Were you the one with ____? (Forgot the name D:)
Isabela: Yes! Were you the mage who could do that thing with lightening?
Hawke: *Please* stop talking... Now.

Also, almost anything Merrill says makes me laugh.

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There were tons of humorous moments but I'd have to say my favorite is during his cameo.

Alistair to Teagan about Orlais (I think?): "Yes; swooping is bad."

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if you bring Isabela on aveline's love quest and they get into their little verbal spat. Its ..Epic. especially if you're romancing Isabela. For one Aveline's "So help me ****, I will break you" line.

This game is full of amazing one liners.

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Isabella: come to me and ill show you what i can do
Varric: are you talking to bianca
Isabella: She deserves a womans touch
Varric: only my touch will do
Isabella: thats what they allways say and i allways prove them wrong
Varric: STOP IT your confusing her, and youre confusing me

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NinjaRogue wrote...

Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
Hawke: Isabela!


I about pissed my pants when I heard this one.  My wife was in the room and started choking on her pop she was drinking at the time. :lol:

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magicwins wrote...

I don't have a favourite line, but I do have a favourite quest: Aveline and her romantic troubles. Comedy platinum. I could play that quest all day :lol:


Oh man, me too. I loved it. :wub:


Aveline had my current favorite, too. I can't remember what she said to Carver or why he was a jerk back, but she just turned to me and deadpans, "Bit of a ******, your brother."

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Talkative man in the Hanged Man Tavern: "Doesn't it feel like everything has been dumbed down? Everything from eating.. to combat??"

Being a frequent to the forums here, that line filled me with joy ;D

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Kelanil wrote...

NinjaRogue wrote...

Isabela: Men are good for only one thing, woman are good for six things
Bethany: Six things? What six things?
Hawke: Isabela!


I about pissed my pants when I heard this one.  My wife was in the room and started choking on her pop she was drinking at the time. :lol:


Maybe im just daft but i don't get the joke

Edited by TwistedComplex, 10 March 2011 - 07:39 PM.


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there is a man in the hanged man tavern that say something along the lines of 'you ever felt your in somebody else's game?... I wish they had made me more hansom.' I thought I was going to die with laughter at that.

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Brea wrote...

Anders: Isabela, you're from Ferelden? There's something familiar about you.
Isabela: Yes, you too. Ever been to The Pearl?
Anders: The brothel? Ah, yes! Were you the one with ____? (Forgot the name D:)
Isabela: Yes! Were you the mage who could do that thing with lightening?
Hawke: *Please* stop talking... Now.


XD  I loved this, although it came RIGHT AFTER Anders told my promiscuous Hawke "No, alas, it will never work."  <_<  My Hawke was very "B-but... I want to play with sexy lightning in the brothel too D:"

Hawke's clickable dialogue in the estate is golden.

When you click on the Amell shield: "Okay, so Isabela said to cover up this part and look sideways... ISABELA!  I can't unsee that!"

Edited by leggywillow, 10 March 2011 - 08:38 PM.


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In Hanged Man Tavern, and Varric says "I really like this place, it's a place where everyone knows your name." I immediately started humming the tune to myself... And pretty much anything Varric says to my brother is funny.

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"Probably should put Isabella's books on the top shelf... Don't need to scar Sandal."

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i like just about any banter that Merrill has. almost fell out of my chair when she imitated Varric though.

"Merrill in a raspy voice imitating the dwarf: No S**t, i was there"

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Lobo420 wrote...

i like just about any banter that Merrill has. almost fell out of my chair when she imitated Varric though.

"Merrill in a raspy voice imitating the dwarf: No S**t, i was there"

Speaking of Merril:

"Did I miss something drity?"

"Cause I like hearing dirty things."

That made me pause the game and laugh for a good two minutes.