resources, and launch a probe at any deposit with over 500 units.
Inform me when we're out of probes."
EDI: "That's an excellent idea, Shepard."
Shepard: "Actually, belay that... I'll do it manually."
Joker: "Yeah, Commander, that's what I'm talking about! **** that AI!"
EDI: "You realize what takes you twenty minutes, I can accomplish in 0.034 sec-............."
Joker: "I love the mute button. I'll just take a nap while you're spending half the game scanning planets, Commander."
Illusive Man: "Here's four dossiers and a ship. Start building your team."
Shepard:"You gave me four dossiers, but the shuttle you supplied me can only
carry three people. I already have Miranda and Jacob. What's the point?"
Illusive Man: "We'll need their special skills."
Shepard: "Why do I need a psychopathic super-biotic, when these two already have biotics?"
Illusive Man: "Here's three more dossiers."
Shepard:"Oh, look, another touchy uber-biotic. Is this one going to detonate a
nuke when we're still in the kill zone, too? And a sniper! Hey, look,
I'm carrying a sniper rifle. So is Archangel. What are you thinking?"
Illusive Man: "Here's your DLC character. Oh, and a walking toaster, too."
Shepard: "Hello? My shuttle is still too small."
IllusiveMan: "Sometimes you go to fight the greatest threat the galaxy's ever
seen with the shuttle you have, not the shuttle you want."
Shepard:"Look, just let me go to the used ship shop on the Citadel. I'll get a
twelve passenger Volkshuttle and then we can ALL go."
Illusive Man:*drags on his cigarette* "Shepard, I couldn't give you a shuttle big
enough to carry your whole team. It might have tipped the Collectors
Shepard: "I'm never drinking with the doc again... 'A
toast to Joker!' 'A toast to the Normandy!' 'A toast to random codex
entry 3351!' Everything after that is a blur..."
Grunt: "By the
fallout of Tuchanka, Battlemaster, you are stronger than you look. They
should have named you 'Grunt.' I made you space hamster and fish for
Shepard: "No!!! Boo!!! Why didn't you go for the eyes?!
And... my fish! Wait, what? Grunt? Where's your armor? ... Oh, hey, 10
Shepard: "All right, I've earned Jack's trust...
I wonder what happens now... Oh, she just put some clothes on. There's
something very wrong with this galaxy."
Shepard: "Talk dirty to me."
Tali: "I'd share my suit environment with you any time, Shepard."
Shepard: "I didn't mean literally."
Tali: "I didn't mean it literally, jerk!"
Shepard: "Oh. Whoops. Well um, you still want to hook up?"
Tali: "Maybe later, I'm running some engine diagnostics."
Shepard: "I guess that's Quarian for 'I'm washing my hair.'"
Edited by Gabey5, 10 February 2010 - 04:45 AM.