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Geth Knight

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I've seen the accusations about Kelly Chambers and the varren STD a couple times on the threads, and I gotta say: Is it a joke about how Kelly isn't picky or was there a line that I missed?

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Geth Ikari

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**** that is all

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Geth Knight wrote...

I've seen the accusations about Kelly Chambers and the varren STD a couple times on the threads, and I gotta say: Is it a joke about how Kelly isn't picky or was there a line that I missed?


Aren't you a bright one.

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Geth Knight wrote...

I've seen the accusations about Kelly Chambers and the varren STD a couple times on the threads, and I gotta say: Is it a joke about how Kelly isn't picky or was there a line that I missed?


Mordin insinuates that scale-itch, which is a disease onboard the ship, that can only be sexually transmitted via sexual contact with varren.

Forumers point out that Kelly flirts with anything that has legs, including tables and chairs.

And varren.

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Darkstar87uk

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It was Grunt he is going through puberty and horny enough to hit anything. Plus Varren are native to his homeworld..

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Lambu1

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so what your saying is that grunt banged the varren, kelly banged grunt, everyone banged kelly.
(inhales deeply)
implications...disturbing

Edited by Lambu1, 01 March 2010 - 10:37 PM.


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Dasher10

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Reviving this topic. Romancing Kelly isn't as appealing as it used to be.

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Dasher10

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And somebody please make a youtube film combining the "intimacy is nice wherever you find it" and "implications unpleasant" lines together.

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Texaboose

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Waiting for the DLC wehre Kelly has her 'Thane' memory flashbacks and remembers banging that varren.

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PARAGON87

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Watch it be Joker who brought the scale itch. :blink:

...and Kelly who spread it around. :whistle:

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LordMandalore

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Dasher10 wrote...

And somebody please make a youtube film combining the "intimacy is nice wherever you find it" and "implications unpleasant" lines together.


I'M ON IT.