Cyonan's.

Glitter-free and accepts Kasumi photos as bribes. What more could you ask for?

I am fluent in Elcor, and I can express my feelings with a single fart.

Something along the lines of this?

Fight me!

Only if it's after dark. The remaining glitter and resultant shine would blind me in sunlight.

I do have questions in regards to the moderation. How were the mods selected?

Bagfuls of glitter were tossed in the air and the ones that had the most on them after ten minutes won.

uh nice : tomorrow at work i ll have some laughs... i ll need them lol

Lemme help you with that. click for another sub-forum post

Just keep scrolling down and you'll see some entertaining comments along the way.

this topic turned into a fooking monthy python scatch

 

lol

This isn't even Act I. It only gets better from here.

Triple Salarian Infiltrators with Incendiary Indras was laughable.  Took down a fully shielded Atlas in a single Magazine (with all three of us attacking of course).

 

GG

Timing couldn't have been better on that one. That was one of the fastest Atlas melts I've seen in quite a while.

So is there really a viable replacement for ME mechanics and discussion?  Could someone point me there.

I really want to preserve the doc and spreadsheet links. Plus many of the original posts by the data miners. Even screenshots would work if an off-host solution is not feasible for forum posts. Some of those are irreplaceable.

I'm going to add them to a game data channel on the Discord server just for the sake of personal archiving. This might be a big job so if anyone wants to be a maintainer join the server and let's talk before it's all gone.

QMR's pillow.

i think i saw it. it's ****** cluttered and and it's filled with peasants that don't know eachother

Usually people chat and get to know each other, but things may be different in your universe.

It's just a place to hang out. Stay or go. I don't really care on a personal level.

If you need an 'Ark' of sorts after the forums fall into the clutches of the Reapers there's always this.

We welcome all refugees.

https://discord.gg/hJBc6Sg

You need a third party program to modify coalesced.

Which was part of the joke...

Editing config files. What is this, the 20th century?????

Install Flawless Widescreen and use a hotkey to zoom.

Using third party software to enable widescreen...lol?

Either way, kind of says a lot about the developers main target audience though.

High: Asari's on vacation.
 
Low: Party crashing jerks known as the Reapers.

Highest: Asarigasm all the things.

Pretty sure TheNightSlasher didn't expect that when he popped into our lobby. He rolled with it.

There is one. BUT IT'S FOR VIPs ONLY. OUR TREEHOUSE.

That's so cute. Our treehouse is rapidly approaching 300 members. We had to abandon it in favor of a castle. With maids and butlers.

PS* users are still welcome since we're not platformists and don't hold that against anyone.

ON:

Forgetable.

I really don't recall right now but I'm sure I made someone feel bad for being ahead of them.

OFF:
 

And why would you think I was referring to you specifically?

I guess quoting me and using something I mentioned in a previous post has that effect without qualifiers.
 

You know as well as I do that plenty of highly experienced players uses set-ups like that in public gold games.

I do indeed. I also adjust my play style based on what I am seeing. Say if a team is really struggling I will not hesitate to pull out a missile and try to switch a target if I can. Being a cagey opportunist, I will also nuke a spawn if a really great chance presents itself. Usually Glacier/Cerb. when they logjam in the lower room. It's just too good to pass up wiping out four phantoms, an atlas and a handful of engineers.
 
Some other things I tend to do: deal with the enemies swarming the downed body of a teammate before reviving them. Because nothing says 'I love team play!' like rezzing your pal in front of a banshee/crab/phantom and running away to let them fend for themselves. Private lobbies and annoying PUGs are another matter and reviving them in front of the sync killers may or may not be intentional.
 
I use medi-gel religiously. Mainly because most PUGs try the above mentioned tactic of rez/retreat/umad bro? I didn't enlist for battle to lay around and catch a tan on Dagger. I'm there to fight and have the means to patch myself up so why not? This is one thing even the less experienced vets sometimes refuse to do. Get up if you can. Instead of laying there waiting for someone to beat feet across the map to save you, just push that button and start increasing your score.
 
I don't get to the top of the scoreboard because I'm a try-hard. I get there often because I've seen it all and can handle just about anything the game throws at me now. Regardless of kit/gear used.

The funniest thing about this score bashing is that the ones moaning about it now will someday probably face the same accusations. Full circle.

 insists on bringing his TGI/Harrier to gold

One of my least played kits. Way to generalize (and the condescending tone looks nice on you).

So when I use the lowly vanilla Asari carrying an Eagle with nary a shot fired on my behalf (nothing gets a puggernauts attention like an enemy in stasis) and still wind up on top then what? Am I supposed to just stop playing the game because my fun time ended when I reached an unknown hidden level? Maybe I should turn off the monitor to make it more of a challenge and even the odds for everyone else.

I'm not saying they have to play badly, but dropping into lobbies with clearly less experienced players (by which I mean people who are actually at gold level and aren't just newbies hoping to get carried) and then running the whole match for them is really obnoxious imo. The veteran players shouldn't be the only ones who get to have fun; they should be conscious of the fact that their skill level makes them more of an annoyance than an asset.

How the hell should they play?

PROTIP: Co-op game. Dividends split equally at the end. Everyone's a winner even if you anchor the bottom spot on a meaningless scoreboard eternally.

Yeah, the thing about having players who hugely outscore everyone is that it just makes the match boring. I'm not a fan. :/

It's not easy to forget what you've learned after 8000+ games and nearly 2800 hours.

You will be outscored by some players and sometimes by a large degree because, you know, they paid their dues.

Biotic Slash is really great for missing that last swarmer and then watching the little monster take you down.

he was asking what the hell was i doing dancing around a scion like that

The right thing. As long as something isn't covering a scions flanks, closing on them and deliberately getting them to go into melee mode turns them into sitting ducks.

I think mine is the same as Binary Helix's. The only exception is weapon choice. My Slayer is the Scorpion King. It may not be the best against the bosses, but it is undeniably one of the funnest ways to play him.

Pugs only using the most OP guns/kits in the game on gold

Most of the other points are fair I'd say. But this one, low blow. People spent hundreds, sometimes thousands, of hours to get some of these weapons and this notion that they should be set aside to use a Shuriken X or it's ilk on gold after the fact...dumb.

I don't care what people use. Just make sure you point at the bad things and pull the trigger.

^ Anyone know the artist's name? Google Images is giving me nothing. I even searched for Bottleshark because I don't know what that means 

http://bottleshark.t...ed/mordin-solus

edit: ninja'd

That white geth game was blisteringly fast. Just happened to pick the right kits for them.

Would debug with you again.