the most important question from BSN is "Can we romance these Eyebrows?"

I'm honestly going to miss some of the drama of this place. It may have been a trainwreck, but it was our special trainwreck that we created together,

me too. what is life without drama? it is our damn trainwreck

This was supposed to be an ironic self-centered and amusing panic thread all about me. Now you've polluted it with BSN forum politics and Conal Pierse is gonna come lock it and I have to duel him in a boss fight.

Damnit

what do you expect? this is bsn.............................................i am one of the resident asshats of BSN. 

I stand by all the sexual comments I've made about Kasumi and her being perfect in every way.

 

10/10 would take out for a fancy dinner before bending her over the kitchen counter.

that is the few flaws within Mass Effect 2  that she is not a romance option. and Mass Effect 1 flaw she is not in that either.

I know I am, mainly because of their removal of off-topic and apparent inability to handle criticism.

true where would the trolls like me go too without the off topic.

well I do think Incest is creepy. 

Kill them all.

Do you want a job? I am sure there are a few job openings for people like you to protect Human Interests in all corners of this galaxy and other galaxies.

What was so bad about it? Besides the canonization? I never played (as you said ).

for it was poorly written is the main reason. and there is no actual reason for Revan or the Jedi Exile to be in Tor.

ahhh BSN, don't change.......................

this dream would be an very friendly towards infilirators if it was made into a mass effect game.

it starts that a severe thunderstorm was happening where I lived; well a damaged Cerberus base appeared; the door was damaged and partially open; so I decide get some gear(pair of machetes, utility belt, rope, med-kit, armor and other stuff), and explore the damaged base. Well the base was going thru an intense fire fight. It was Cerberus personal versus some type of weird ass alien race. Cerberus personal decide to cut with the test subjects for mutunal surivial against this threat. For the aliens were attacking Cerberus base personal and test subjects alike. I decided to help out Cerberus and Test subjects by distracting some of the aliens towards me. Well I used my machetes and bow and arrows for the stealth kills. Side note: the weapons that Cerberus, Test Subjects and Aliens were using were extra loud; so me flanking them for a sneak attack was made much easier for that reason.

Of the course the dream, I found a headset that reduce the sounds from the weapon fire while retaining a normal conversation with someone else. of course I did run out of arrows(for all of them broke due to thick hide and armor of the opposing aliens force). As I was following this Cerberus Hit Squad, they mentioned that they were being following by an unknown ally or test subject. Well one of the scientists mention this person aka me was an un-registred person and was interested in using me as a part of a Cerberus project. Kai Leng that there was a Undamaged testing lab for Cerberus Phantom but mentioned that I might be too injured to live thru the process but is interested if I can surive it. Kai Leng is twice as big of an ******* in this dream as he was in Mass Effect 3 but with less plot armor more flexible capable version of a Cerberus Phantom. So while I was following them, They decide to arrange a meeting with me. For shits and giggles, Kai Leng used a low intensity phase disputor on me. while i was passing out, Lakota and Shay'la and one of the scientists yelled Kai Leng for knocking me out and flat on my ass. Kai Leng replied on the lines we are assholes and less screaming on his end and it will be better for both us and him if he was converted into a Cerberus Phantom if he was to be any help to them. Talking to him and waiting for the drugs to kick in will take a bit too long for his taste due to the nature of the situation.

There was an A.I. similar to Cortana of Halo fame and Edi from Mass effect. Well she has an idea of Cerberus Phantom Nano Tech that help speed up the process and increase the healing factor, biotics and other abilities. Shay'la was bit worried about the experimental technology this early in the game. Well she did ask to get the upgrades as well as the other Cerberus phantoms. I woke up before she did with a mild headache and told her that she needed to becareful in standing.

Well the upgrades include Increase Physical abilities(with moderate bonus to strength agility and endurance and health bonus) and Increase Eye sight was well.

So The A.I. thru my new headset, guide me thru the basic training of Cerberus Personal(including basic weapons handling and marksmanship and obstacle course and basic squad unit tactics) Shay'la turned to me and said Sorry for Kai Leng's action, for he is an *******.  All of us suited up and went to the T.A.R.D.I.S. near the core of the Base to send the base back to the future. the Base was sent to the future. The T.A.R.D.I.S. had other plans for us including infliration of the Alien Race's Warwold and explain that This Alien Race that we were fighting so hard was just shock troopers for the Dalek's fleet and the Dalek Emperor need the Human race to improve their shock troopers. So me with a mild headache and being mildly annoyed, suggest we take the warworld into deep space and blow it up and steal as much data as possible if they get a idea of attacking anyone again. with mild annoyance, Kai Leng agree with me. One of the scientists aka Richard thinks i am an idiot for my idea. I explain that if we don't stop them now, they will keep attacking Earth in his past, and they are going either kill, convert or enslave everyone on earth in the 21th century. Also I explain that I still care for my friends and family and I will fight both smartly and hard despite being scared out of my mind. I ask if he cares for anyone, well he fell quiet and eyed a beautiful blonde lady with insanely long hair named Tessa(she is similar to Delilah in my other dreams and Delilah and Tessa looks an gorgeous Emma Frost; at least I do think Emma frost is gorgeous)

Well we gotten on the Warworld, We decide to keep all of the Scientists and non combat specialists and a few Cerberus Phantoms to defend the T.A.R.D.I.S. and escape if overwhelmed and monitored our progress and collect data and footage for study.

I was alone due to a quick battle force me to escape another way from the rest of my team. I was in communication with them for a bit and planned to meet  them up ahead. Well there was a prison. Warning due to the nightmare fuel, within the prison, there was several people(ranging from humans of all stripes to aliens of all stripes). All of them were mentally and emotionally broken; physically alive and decent health(with weird mutations and cybernetic beyond what Cerberus did in Mass Effect Trilogy). but fully and utterly broken mentally, emotionally and spiritually. An Angel of Death appear explaining that they were dead in all forms and even if I could save them, they will never be the same. I re-signed and because of the T.A.R.D.I.S. language matrix I read every inch of the console and instruction manual and hit the burn all of the prisoners they had. then screamed loudly out despair. Then Decided to destroy their cloning labs just in case. there are a lot more detail from this dream.

Nevermind  nothing to add. other than Liara might be indoctrinated.

Looking back, Liara was a bit rubbish throughout the whole trilogy.

that is why many people including me,see her as mary sue. and Yes I do consider her to be unfit to be a Shadow Broker or his organization in that short of the time

...Maybe the writers are implying Hackett is just stupid. lol

 

Ex: Sending Shepard to rescue Kenson alone because backup, or using a companion for the mission instead, would jeopardize the mission and/or tip the batarians off about Alliance involvement ...despite Shepard's extensive history with the Alliance. Apparently, Hackett never heard of infiltration or how sending someone like Thane in would be far less likely to implicate the Alliance than Shepard. Sending in Legion would almost certainly just make it look like a geth attack.

Don't Forget that Shepard works for Cerberus, I am sure that even if Legion, Kasumi and Thane left, I am sure that T.I.M would have interest in what the Batarians are doing and might send Kai Leng or a Prototype Cerberus Phantom or at least useful Infiliration gear to get any extra information on the Batarians as well

Interesting point.  Maybe Ben could have been named Lisa and Hans called Betty?  One name going against what the audience is used to stands out.  A handful changes things.

 

"Juhani", though...  Is this an "earth" male name, like in different cultures (I'm 100% American), or is it a common Star Wars Universe male name?  Sorry for being obtuse, but I'm curious.  I read "Juhani" and "Jolee" and did not think anything of them.  Heck, we had a teenage girl named "Mission" for goodness sake

Juhani is an eastern/Northern European name and translation back into English is John; so it is a Earth Male name

I know very little of lore (just movies), so I have to ask.  Is "Juhani" strictly a male name?

It is one version of the Name John, but this is not Earth, so it can be applied for males and females. Jolee is a female name but this is not Earth, so it can be unisex.

I wouldn't mind going deeper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wouldn't Kelly create a diplomatic incident with the local species in Andromeda? She might get a little too friendly if she was in an ambassadorial role. 

is that a bad thing? case example of James T. Kirk....she is just the female version of him.

Or any other factors, such as the fact that cybernetics are ubiquitous in quarian society. The codex mentions it, and Tali's class passive description in ME2 explains the health increases with cybernetic augmentations.

Or the sweat....perhaps it's very dense?

just why do you have to bring that up and all of the extra humor will occur?   

I'd like a long waist-length braid with cute bangs.

don't we all

well she is an Reaper Doomsday device and possible indoctrinated Reaper Sleeper Agent.......yes that is my personal headcanon

given jack's history, she assumes that your shepard is only interested in sexy time with her and not a friendship with her, it is alright to refuse sex with her if she ask. Saying no to sex with her is a good thing.

Only if they are the voice of the male character.

it would be funnier if they did the female character

Jennifer Hale for MaleRyder, Mark Meer for FemRyder plz

good idea

Ha ha ha ha ha. Shoot me now.

why; just enjoy the hilarity of this thread. 

It would be funny if they did a character of either gender based on Chris Hemmworth of Avengers fame.

Don't forget this is BSN, Stay Frosty.  Yes I would love Troy Baker to return and voice a romancable Character for Ryder. 

Clint Eastwood or R. Lee Ermey

it would be funny if they choose both of them as voice actors and regardless if they are voicing the PC or not, they having a conversation each other with subtle easter eggs to their movies would be neat

Well... not really

okay good. One of the reasons with Video Game Cruelty Potential exist die tp an ethical way to have the options to be an evil person without going to jail or a psy ward if the player did them in the real world.

Not bad or evil no, but I admit I've wondered about what's going on in their brains sometimes!

Like how can you make Zaalbar kill Mission and not feel even a little icky?!

Even though it's just a game, the idea that someone thinks the most f*ed things are the most fun is... something I just don't understand.

well dark siders are by nature messed up. can you understand a fire or a psychopath