Only your heart will know the truth.

 What if this specimen doesn't have a heart?

How will he every know the TRUTH

Goddess Athame has truly blessed us.

Asaris made their way to Andromeda, it was inevitable.

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Asari Always

I'm never getting a mic ayy lmao.

Damn it pearl go get your self a mic. I don't let me talk by my self in that sausage fest.

thank goddess more grills are submerging to the light.

I can't roast thing all by my own

or maybe i can 

I was thinking about doing something else with the asari* (don't forget that I'm french), but yeah, that is important too. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Purely to repopulate the world, of course. I would be ready to use my own body for it. Yep, that's the kind of hero I am. 

If it ever comes to that I Hope Vorcha Master will be the one alive to think the same way too!

To populate the world with children ready to burn. . . i mean to defend themselves.

I thought the fact that you could romance Liara even when she is the Shadow Broker proved that Asari are more than just brains 

 

I'd like to play with most of you guys here, so all of you basically but dammitttt, a lot of you are on pc or on Xbox. I can maybe get my old 360 up and running again so I can play with Vorcha and Gecko but I simply cannot get used to playing on pc

 

Vorcha please get used to using a mic, it's soooooo much more fun that way xD

 

But just to mention a few, Dalakaar, Deerber, and Yummy you and I have still not played together yet, Binary Helix, LightRobot, and many many more LOL. Oh and of course, the usual bunch I've played with Fuen, Xan, Fire, EVN, Penguin, Arishok and Bro

Vorcha doesn't use his mic much because he has to save his delicate voice to growl and scream i mean talk.

Don't even get me started on PC. Goddess I never been put down against my will that much many times   but i was getting the hang of it . . . a little. Luckily SMR was there to carry me   For some one not use to always being the bottom is hard.

I wish it was Vorcha tho. . . SHHHHH        

OK! YOU ARE CAMPAIGN MANAGER!!!! LET'S **** TO CELEBRATE!!!!

 

 

WE'LL FIGURE OUT ROLE FOR PEARL BECAUSE WE WANT HER INVOLVED!

To be honest I just want to be supportive, Very supportive. SO when your tense and in need of releasing some steam i'll be there. Presidency is hard at times.

The Future president will need a way to clear his head and what better way then in the hands of an Asari. 

Pearl can be part of any involvement as long as I'm by your side

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VORCHA NEEDS CAMPAIGN MANAGER! WE OFFER IT TO SPECTREPEARL! DO YOU ACCEPT?!?!?!

Pearl had great cult requiting skills but i have some one else in mind  

Sign me up ^^^^^^^^^^^^... you can use my BSN star power (  ) kidding...just burn everything...that's why we love ya Pat...

 

 

dammit..Catastrophy ninja'd me.. I shall be your campaign manager Pat...since I am the Un-Official Queen of BSN..my in-experienced resources should prove almost somewhat valuable..( like a 99 cent snickers bar ).... .but still...burn em Pat...........

Peasantry. Oh please you want to see campaigning. I'll show you

Campaigning requires an Asari touch like myself and a little bit of a flare

     VOTE FOR VORCHA MASTER BAITS       

^^^^^^^^^^ of course you enjoy burning humans.

That's my Lovers Hobby, he rubs off on me some times . . . or a lot 

  Don't Forget to VOTE FOR VORCHA MASTER BAITS

and purge those drells

Is it wrong that I find this kinda beautiful?

So beautiful i found the outfits Vorcha and i will wear on election day and it'll be hot

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Asari are squishy, so I'm OK with that.

I'm also picking mud-wrestling as my chosen form of combat.

Squishy you say?

I bet thats what The Patriarch said before Aria T'Loak took Omega from him.

 Why do I always end up in mud-wrestling?

You guys listen to PUGs ?   

 

Hell No!

I give them this.

The Servers can't be down. How in Goddess name can i spread Asari divinity.

Who can allow such a thing?

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Terrible. 

 

Again tried to play no fitness GE Hornet with cyclonic 3, and again the all go to waste because I end up in GIP matches or lobbies I don't want to be in. So I switch to Justicar Hornet just so I don't have to worry about wasting the better consumables, but I end up in slideshow of a Goddess match. Since I haven't played in a few days, I haven't adjusted to such a low frame so the whole match I felt like a drunk that also couldn't aim or keep track of where all enemies where, That one clutch I had drained me of all ops and gels. Unheard of.

That sounded like you had quite a rough night with the Justicar huh sinful?

"The only good asari is a dead asari" (after my asari adept was taken down by a rocket trooper)

You need divine intervention by the goddess Athain herself you uneducated specimen. 

Asari Huntresses and Valkyries will flay you with their biotics if you said such a thing.

  Samara would be pleased

^ Yes, my mission is to archive humanity before Judgement day. Then I'll have to move to a new galaxy, maybe Andromeda, and continue archiving there.

I'll make sure to stop by just to make sure the likes of you won't make it to Andromeda

I noticed the look, nothings wrong showing a little here and there Mr.Terminator 

They're not that hard to avoid. I've been here for almost 5 months and have 0 warning points. Just don't be a jerk, don't start any political / religious threads, don't personally attack anybody, don't post any NSFW pictures, don't be a troll....

 

basically just follow the user guidelines on the forum and you'll be peachy.

Agreed, i have done many unspeakable things and i haven't gotten a point for many of them :3. I have been here for years and i say that flaunting... i mean expressing your true blue colors is the way to avoid any wondering warning points. 

If your going to be a start political/ religious threads, personally attack someone, troll someone and

Especially Posting NSFW pictures, make sure to do with elegance and with a little bit of blue  

or a lot of blue, just remember its BSN anything can happen and stay classy...

   Sincerely, Asari Goddess

Wow, I should try this one day. I've settled with the Hurricane on Valkyrie. Blue fire burns hottestest.

Disgraceful, how have you not tried that as of yet. The Reegar + warp rounds can very deadly for those that can use it especially those that like getting... up close and personal.

but i still stick crusader because sometimes it's good to have that long distance relationship with those pesky creatures time-to-time.

More is always better. We need more real Asari. All the Asari look like supermodels.

 

We are born super models you baby!

​Thank the goddess that evolution had made us sexy for convenience and ours.

I see you miss Vorcha Master Baits, too

I went through withdrawal but i am feel cleansed 

doesn't mean i'll miss an opportunity with a vorcha when i have the chance 

and yes he was missed but he chose what he wanted and i shall not be bound by decisions of another I have to much to live for.

Same here, I bumped into him and he tried scaring me with plat. i was a vorcha soldier.

WE CAN GO NAKED ON PLAT, WE BURN ALL FOR U WEAK MAN!!!!

WHAT TIME?

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He was just banned for 2 days. I can't wait til he gets permabanned.

Goddess that will be the day of a great celebration

Now i'll drink to that

Yeah, nothing creepy about ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what so ever.. also.. I just talked with Sinful...he is burned out and is going to be taking a break....He is a huge dark souls fan...doesnt part 3 come out next week?. My other partner pearl..is also kinda burned out.....I am a sad panda and I miss my buddies.....

 

Sinful tried to receive my presence on Darksouls so i thought to my self. . .

   Sinful and Darksouls?

We missed you goddess, AHF needs your divine intervention, mine will not suffice. 

I have been upon the heavens watching over my subjects as i may intervene sometime soon. I don't think mortals are ready for my imminent arrival.

I can't wait to trick Trick_Nightman with my synthetic form.

He was downloading the Asari-Hanar games from Shin Akiba.

This is acceptable and yet productive!

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^^^^ Imysterie..dude , you never accepted my friend request...sad face here...also..I thought I saw you pop online for a few minutes...were you up for a game?..QMR is on right now as well......

you sent me a friend request when was this?

and if so state your psn name again. I usually don't except friend requests of people i wasn't informed of or didn't notice at the time being. 

Unfortunately i can't go online at the time being.