I guess I distinguish between cheating and bad design. For me, cheating is the Geth's obdurate refusal to observe game mechanics.

Power bubbles? Moronic, but consistent (especially when everything from Warp to Frag Grenade counts as a power). Seeker Swarms and Plagues? Of all deliberate design decisions in this game, they are most deserving of a shattered ethmoid bone.

Bioware has a long-standing tradition of making power-based games and then rendering powers useless in important fights.

Anatomy study is clearly more useful than I thought, given the precision you have displayed in the insult above. Respect.

The only interaction I've ever had with BioWare at a convention (I've worked at two where they've had some vague kind of presence) was being told that the Dragon Age shirt I wanted was sold out in my size.

That was Biovar's snarky way of telling you that you're the wrong size.

They will reopen the forums once Mass Effect Andromeda comes out. 

That's unlikely, they plan to use Twitter and BookFace as their channels. The era of discussion is over AFAICT.

 

As for myself, I'm not keen on joining the CS site, and I'm certainly very unwelcome at the Cyonan site, so I'll register with Prestacious's site and do what I can to help there, time permitting. But overall, I don't think I'll be around much, since I haven't played for half a year and have only been lurking BSN the past few weeks purely for the laughs.

Mods. They're OP, they are 100% stealthy, even Geth Scanner doesn't show when they're around. Plus they have a long range attack that is an insta-kill. And they are always primed to use it.

Omg omg ur pic is so cute. r u a girl gamer???????? Just wondering
 

Everyone knows those don't exist.

Bought it.
Tried it.
Didn't like it.
Uninstalled it.

Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.

'Tis pity....

 

As a matter of curiosity, what didn't you like? Was it the fact that Faye is still using her wounded leg as an excuse not to leave the Base, even after 5 months have passed?

There are 3 marskmad on Steam.  Which one?

Good point. My account is the one with the avatar that's a cute robot alien. Naturally.

 

Also, there are two other people in the world who actually CHOSE a derp-tier name like that? The only thing that comes to mind is the BSN Response Form line that begins "What the actual...?"

I did my first gold match with random people!!! 

 

Id just like to say thank you to Marksmad for making this thread... 

 

Thank you Marksmad!

Well done on the successful Gold pug

 

And as to the rest....            

I have no idea how posting works there, but I heartily endorse this product and/or service anyway

Reported. So reported!

 

Also, liked. Obviously.

An i missread the title of the thread

 

The overlall whiner...

That one is too easy and too obvious to be worth mentioning. And the one in second place isn't even visible from where the winner is.

Found it.

That's the one!!!!

17

 

Also there are conspicuously less santa hats on the first page of this thread than I remember.

 

Odd that.

I think of warning points as being kick votes from Biovar. Mine are recorded in my sig. There seem to be far fewer than I both deserve and desire.

 

(SO FAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!) 

1,865 posts, 1,629 likes (the horror), 1 warning point and many penguin pictures posted.

 

Bonus points for making my own avatar, bonus points for discovering the best combo in multiplayer (no guesses as to what that kit/weapon may be).

 

 

I declare myself the most successful penguin on this forum.

 

I demand my trophy at once.

A penguin can only claim the trophy if they can provide conclusive evidence that they have managed to run Origin through Wine successfully.

 

It's in the fine print.

 

Also, make sure you don't lose touch, OK?

Wasn't there a specific thread where a guy from East Europe asked "Biovar, please", fix this bug ?

Roughly, yes. I don't recall that he said "please", but he consistently referred to Bioware as Biovar, and rest of us recognised it for the genius appellation that it is.

 

Il faut que tu m'ajouter sur Steam ou Uplay ou ça n'importe quoi pour rester connectés, je te prie.

Hello all!

 

I've been playing quite a lot lately and i'm looking to move on to higher difficulties

 

PC

Origin: rudamacho

Time zone: gmt-3 (argentina)

Difficulties: bronze/silver/gold

 

Feel free to add me as a friend in Origins as I rarely check the forums (although, given the nature of this post, i'll be sure to keep an eye on it =D )

 

Cheers ^^

 

Remember. Timing is everything.

Steam ID is marksmad, same as on here. 

Also the same ID on Uplay, especially for those of you enlightened enough to want to come and help me clear the streets and underground of Manhattan. I mostly run a semi-electronics build and I have a shotgun (Marine Super 90) that's like a Claymore, but with 14 rounds in the mag

... give me the trophy right away, marksmad.
 

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

 

 

1995 posts with 2616 likes. 0 warning points. Am I doing it right?

Reported.

I never block anybody, because if I did I wouldn't get to see how stupid they are

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

 

...Also, everyone just quotes them anyway so it doesn't really work....

To my recollection, QMR has a competitive Post:Like Ratio, as well as a large amount of Warning Points and Suspensions.  While maybe not overall in any one category, should certainly receive honourable mention.

Sorry. The only kind of mention on offer is the dishonorable kind.

 

I should restrain the urge to quote Larae Barret, but I probably won't. Not in the long run, anyway.

But I also have 5 warning points.  What will that get me?

An apprenticeship with QMR's last unbanned alt for the next 3 weeks.

 

And a report card that says "Must try harder."

With the demise of the forum now imminent, we will finally be able to discover who wins at ME3MP and, more importantly, at BSN.

The most important criteria for the former are clearly the number of themed challenges completed, and for the latter are obviously the overall number of likes, mean number of warnings per post, and the total number of threads that one has pinned at the top of the forum

But I'd be interested to see who wins by alternative criteria...

Wait, does that mean I get Howling Siren?

Sharpest response so far

We're all getting permabanned. It's fitting that someone as helpful and kind as DragonRacer gets the axe first.

The challenge is to get permabanned before August 25th. I certainly don't intend to survive when people of the quality of DR are banned.

Bunch of blinkered self-destructive megalomaniacs doesn't begin to describe the people making the decisions at biovar. If they don't know who their most valuable customers and supporters are, there's no way to help them.

Keep my name off your fingertips.

What on earth are you talking about, Sinful? I never mentioned your name in my previous post.

You guys are so cute together

Up until the moment you shot her in the face that is

That's how it ends in all the videos on redtube...