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#20429090 Heretics of Andromeda The Biotic God's gonna cut you down.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 04:43 dans General Discussion

Now i know that the ryncol have LSD!

*Ties you to a stake*

*Stacks wood*

#20429085 Heretics of Andromeda The Biotic God's gonna cut you down.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 04:40 dans General Discussion

The forums may be burning to the ground, but at least there's been a sharp rise in 10/10 top tier posting

I'm giving it 3 actually.

But damn I've had fun singing it to myself since I wrote it.

*Sips a backstabbing racist*

#20429082 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 04:37 dans General Discussion

And I thought I meant something to you! Should have just stuck with the Modbots.

The modbots are mine, frank.

They were using you for your Expel 10 tickets.

#20429035 Romancing and Possibles of starting families?

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 04:03 dans General Discussion

That idea is so dumb it hurts me to think someone actually came up with it.

*Fires a warning shot*

#20429026 Heretics of Andromeda The Biotic God's gonna cut you down.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 03:56 dans General Discussion

Hear the word heathens. Through the Immortal words of the man in black. Speak the word and blessed. Or perish in the purifying flames of our church.

So he should go

(Stomp)
(clap)
(Stomp)
(clap)

You can run on, for a long time.

Run on, for a long time.

Run on for a long time.

Sooner or later god'll cut you down.

Niftu Cal's gonna cut you down.

(Stomp)
(clap)
(stomp)
(clap)

Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news.

My heads been wet from the sweat of Niftu.

I've been scanning for Iridium.

Talking to the man from Illium.

He spoke to me in a voice so sweet.

I thought I heard the shuffle of the Angels feet.

He spoke to me and my heart stood still.

When he said: ZIP GO DO MY WILL!

Go tell that long tongue liar.

Go and tell that Midnight Ryder.

Tell the Turian, the Quarian.

The ending writer.

Tell em that gods gonna cut em down.

Niftu Cal's gonna cut em down.

(Stomp)
(Clap)
(Stomp)
(Clap)

Well you may throw your warp.

And hide your hand.

Work with Cerberus against your fellow man.

But sure as God made Hanar swim.

T.I.M's the devils acronym.

You can run, on for a long time.

Run on for a long time.

Run on for a long time.

Sooner or later gotta cut you down.

The Biotic gods gonna....cut you down....

May the Biotic god go with you.

*Sips Holy Ryncol*

#20428981 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 03:20 dans General Discussion

Wait..What? Shut up you're confusing me! I can't hear my eyebrows now!

NO! HELP! I now have the urge to grow a mustache after seeing post 6.. I'm going for my shaver this must stop!

Be wary of the mutton chops.

#20428915 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 02:04 dans General Discussion

No, he's ebil.

Ebil Chrish frum Erbil Irock.

#20428914 The Things We've Never Had.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 02:02 dans General Discussion

A Zero G section or two could be really cool now that the main character has a jet pack.

I immediately checked this to see what the mods were posting.

Well played, Mr Solo.

*Lifts Ryncol*

#20428906 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 02:00 dans General Discussion

A big fat dude.

Is he evil?

#20428904 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 01:59 dans General Discussion

Mod02 is most likely a dude.

Any hole's a goal.

#20428892 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 01:53 dans General Discussion

Why am I reading this thread? I think my eyebrows are in control!

Are they your eyebrows?

Or are you their human?

#20428821 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur aujourd’hui, 01:10 dans General Discussion

Do EYEBROWS have eyebrows?

No, they ARE eyebrows.

#20428685 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 11:42 dans General Discussion

But do eyebrows have women?

That is also the question.

#20427844 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 02:43 dans General Discussion

*dons his mask*

Proceed.

Not, her.

She can join in.

#20427799 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 02:14 dans General Discussion

Harley Quinn and a Krogan.

I might have found inspiration for some writing.

Hell, if you're willing to wear a batman mask you can watch.

(Sips Ryncol)

#20427759 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 01:43 dans General Discussion

Yay! You want to take this Ryncol and make some annoying Volus drink it?

No turning back now! Really should have gotten to know me better before accepting that breeding request.

Drunk Volus aren't as fun as they sound.

Better to tinker with their suits, you get the chemical composition right and the little bastards explode all over the place.

Now clench your teeth I'm goin in.

#20427692 Official BioWareMod02 Appreciation Thread

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 12:48 dans General Discussion

This made me laugh so much. Is it too soon to tell you that I love you?

Mods must never know though. Shhhh.

Breeding request, accepted.

(Clinks Ryncol)

#20427664 Another romance option that i have not seen here before.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 12:15 dans General Discussion

... and I was expecting something involving the Space Hamster, some KY and a plastic bag.

He...he..he...he...

Breeding request, accepted.

*Sips Ryncol*

#20427652 Another romance option that i have not seen here before.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 12:01 dans General Discussion

Romance idea no. 35186

Our protagonists, spending their down time in their quarters, falls in love with a character from a video game they've been playing to pass the time.

Interactions and love scenes include - Writing highly implausible yet erotically charged fan-fiction, debates on forums about how it would taste if they spat in your mouth, and creating extremely sexualised art that focuses on their . . . erm . . . focusing points.

Plot twist - Just before our protagonist provides a link to the recently finished (and Magnum Opus level) fan-fiction, the antagonist shuts down the forum leaving said fan-fiction rotting in obscurity and the hero of ME:A swearing revenge on all that have earned their waifu's ire.

BSN.boards.net

#20427648 Help me, Liara T'soni. You're my Aria T'loak. Why we need a comma...

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 11:55 dans General Discussion

+1 to commando! And after we are done commandoing stuff, she can show me eternity!

*Vigil plays in the background*

#20427544 D A Fans~ Tavern Song for Refugees

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 10:16 dans Story, Campaign, and Characters

I will buy anything you try to sell me.

All I've got to give is my Ryncol.

And she's too much for you to handle.

*Sips Ryncol*

#20427500 D A Fans~ Tavern Song for Refugees

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 09:16 dans Story, Campaign, and Characters

You can also head to

BSN.boards.net

Check out the twitter threads featuring all the familiar faces you've come to know and love.

With commentary from likes of Jos, Barrett, Hrungr, DragonRacer and many others.

Character threads

Recreated popular threads from the forums and more.

So come on down to BSN.boards.net where there's something for everyone.

They've got you covered.

(By 'we' I mean Cyonan Draining Dragon and everyone else who actually run the place.)

#20427490 Help me, Liara T'soni. You're my Aria T'loak. Why we need a comma...

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 09:06 dans General Discussion

How about we let Bioware give us NEW characters to love and/or hate vs. trying to copy some past character. I don't understand gamers they complain when things are repeated but they constantly demand for more of the same and then resent when franchises get stale.

I think that was the point.

#20427328 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 06:32 dans General Discussion

Something something eyebrows asari something...

You guys gonna get this thread locked for straying off topic.

And that does matter.

It's a great way to go out I'm telling ya.

But yes this would imply eyebrows are self aware, though they need not be as this is a hypothetical question.

In short it doesn't matter.

The answer is irrelevant, what matters is the answer to the other question.

And is it the same, as the answer to this one?

That is the real Question.

#20427321 Eyebrows don't have Asari and why does it matter.

Posté par ZipZap2000 sur hier, 06:27 dans General Discussion

Ahh... So it's an affection born of fear then... Not a love of his innocent adorability...

Do you like chucky at all?

Teacher: The doll is not alive!

(Picks up doll.)

Chucky: Amaaaaazing isn't it!

Teacher: Aaaaasarrrrrrghglrgbleberm....

That's a yes.