Didn't even bother to read the OP. Either it's a joke and there's really no funny way to respond or it's a serious question and I have a genuine answer.

If you see I started it, its a joke.

My life is one big joke after all

Oh and there is a funny way to respond, smeckie, jack, jugger and aj all did

All of them at some point get hard on me.  I guess there cums a time for each of the fuctions.  It basically just depends on my mood.  Sometimes, I feel like giving it to fellow humans, so I play with Cerberus.  Sometimes, I just want to lay back and let machines hammer me continuously and hard, so I choose my handy Geth.  Sometimes, I feel like picking up any old alien I see (using biotics) at my home depot (what I call my "man cave"), so I choose Collectors.  Sometimes, I feel like giving it to the dead (only the dead can keep secrets), so I choose Reapers.  That's what's so special about this game.  So much variety for a little boy like me.

 

Sometimes, it gets tiring, especially when you do a marathon of all the fuctions, one after another, aerial bombardment after aerial bombardment.  It can get really rough, so it's almost mandatory to bring gel and use it often, especially with the aggressive ones.

One of the few who gets it, you never let me down

Wraith X already eh?

Will watch when I get off work.

Futanari.

I had to google this, Why do you know what his is smeckie?

Its gotta be Cerberus with dem phantoms and nemesis

nat in the hat. he sounds nothing like his BSN avatar suggests he should and therefore would not bang.

You were saying?

It's not gonna gain me any fans saying this, but I 
kinda don't play the Salarians, ever. I'm not sure why, really, I mean, it's

obvious that they're popular characters, I've just never found myself wanting to play them. Yeah, I know

you're thinking I'm a total scrub right now. I probably am. Although I've recently been trying to play kits I don't normally touch, so

in honour of this thread, I'll try one. Maybe I'll come to

love them. I hope so. This can be like it was

with me and the Drell Infiltrator. I forced myself to try

him and now he's one of my favourites.

More women need to think like you.

Playing with guys who never get touched

Its a shame we didnt get more salarians, almost sinful really, I never play the kit because I gotta play OP **** to stay on top (what she said) if I did I would probably do something like spec out of decoy and use acolyte, wraith, because I am unoriginal and want good reliable weapons.

You ever fix your xbox?

I don't drink

An example of why we need a downvote button

I made I believe 4 people's list, therefore, I an the scrubbiest scrub to ever scrub. You're all rotten bastards (except ms. Cannibal-nuggs)

OT: clyde, nat, ajscott, max, krjn...are pretty ok.

Smeckie you are terribad

Clyde? Whos that?

OHHHHH Clydeintheshell. Isnt he the dude who is a huge BSN celebrity that doesnt want to play with losers like us?

You're right--it's ridiculous. Professional wrestling has taught us that breast implants enhance combat ability much more than high heels.

Well breast implants enhance everything! Just look at my avatar!

That is for he and I to know   

And I don't have Skype.

Oh well damn, having phone sex with someone in the UK must cost him a fortune

Gotta get that booty to shake while your walkin to attract all dem men out there so you can con them out of their money.............

Dont judge me too hard, the only women I hang around with are strippers

I have a friend with an N7 of 0.
But it's still Jugger Nuggss. I mean, I've never known anyone else guaranteed to go down in the first wave and get synced a minimum of four times per match...

*I'm British, we only speak sarcasm, swearing and bad English. This is the first.

(EDIT: He's sleeping right now, I estimate we have 1-2 hours before he wakes up. Use them wisely)

How do you know Juggers sleep schedule? Are you two skype FWB?

Where do I begin?

kaxas92 - Venom scrub
nat in the hat - Puggernaut scrub
PATPATPATLol - Vorcha scrub
Jugger Nuggs - L2Connect2DaInternetz

They are all terribad and make me use up all my curry.

I heard nat's melee Puggernaut outscored you

I got drunk with faerie one time playing gold using the HSOL. Hardest game of my life  but the lolz were many 

I think I have more times player drunk then sober. But again as Clyde said Saturday night I am a POS lmao

I have a hard time with the Fury, and the GI.

Bottoms up

Does anyone else make so many **** posts that they lose track of the **** posts that they've made?

 

I sometimes make a post that's sort of out there but I want to elaborate on it but then I forget where it even is.

 

#RandomThoughts

I have that problem but with accounts

Finished this with Jugger, Deckard & Comfy. Would've had it sooner except Jugger went banshee chasing on wave 11 and f'ed up our full extraction so we had to do it again. 

 

Plus I had to wait til my kids went to bed so I could do it neked.

 

 

video in the morning.

I have a video too, but IDK man, Jugger was talking about some F'ed up stuff in it

Ya know if my name in real life was Clyde, my gamertag would be something like HungLikeAClydesdale

The biowaremods broke the game

I think we should have more options. Gay, Bi, trans, threesomes, foursomes. any race, isnt it racist to hold out some races? What if I fall in love with a krogan character?

In reality dont all romances just end up like a porn scene?

Not because of your comment though. Just because.

You liked your own post? lol