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God
I'd sleep in Florida too. Nothing else to do. Except drink. Which is actually all I'd want to do there.
févr. 07 2015 05:44 -
Little Princess Peach
so God, who would win in a fight you or the cookie monster?
févr. 25 2015 09:26 -
God
Me. I'd eat all his cookies and send him to rehab. Everyone knows what cookie monster rehab is like.
févr. 25 2015 12:54
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Augustei
Best not in your own image this time ye' ugly bastard =P
janv. 28 2015 01:05 -
God
That post sounds so Australian lol. But no, I'm going to have to create new people. Or resurrect David. I need him to anoint him as king of the promised land for heroism.
janv. 28 2015 01:09
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Augustei
What have you done god? Did you make a rival for man? Because that's not cool. We're already dealing with this fragile planet you put us on that could kill us all if we don't fix ****. Then we put up with all that dangerous B**ch mother nature, then we dealt with that dangerous ******* our fellow man. What have you got in store for us now?
janv. 13 2015 12:24 -
God
Aliens, zombies, and demons.
You have failed me humanity. You will all die now. Unless you appease me with Australian women.
janv. 13 2015 03:40




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