Mises à jour des statuts de la communauté

Let this be a lesson to you. Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a wedding chapel.

ll right, number one - if it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people, who probably wouldn't be married - Me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley. Number two - since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corncob pipe - we like pretty women. Pretty women sell beer, ugly women sell tennis rackets. Pretty women - cars; ugly women - minivans. Pretty women make us buy beer, and ugly women make us *drink beer*

Winner of the 1989. Sean Connery look a like contest Teheran!

Happiness is fragile. Nothing can be built upon it that will last. Only duty endures.

Don`t call me stupid?!

A Man's mortality is a compass that points his way in life.

Perfection through punishment.

Simple minds, simple pleasures...

I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry.

Do you want to ride in my little tank?

Helga you may kiss me now!

Helga ypu may kiss me now!

Helga ypu may kiss me now!

Tyrell: I'm surprised you didn't come here sooner. Batty: It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.

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