Mises à jour des statuts de la communauté

1 More Ultra Rare :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h1YvJBwC4xQ :P

Welp I guess I should go **** you got mine from now on. More amusing

When the realization that you've been depressed for months hits you in the face like a full-speed cargo train.

Goku was promised the most beautiful/glorious thing in the world: a steak dinner! I'm a keep things fangs sharp for the devourin'.

Some of you are so obnoxious for no reason at all.

What is the purpose of taking a "selfie" at a concert? You can't see the band, you can't even see the crowd, all you can see are your pores.

Don't throw away old underpants. With the leg holes sewn up and filled with earth, they make excellent hanging baskets for trailing plants.

All this advice excites me.

People in elevators: If Bruce Willis gets in wearing a vest and no shoes, exit at the earliest opportunity.

Fool everyone into thinking you’ve just eaten an apple by rubbing your tummy and saying loudly “Mmm! That was a lovely apple.”

Gentlemen: Keep your legs warm this winter by wearing ladies’ tights beneath your trousers. In summer simply switch to cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders.

Drivers: Spot traffic build-up from miles away by mounting a telescope on your dashboard, thus giving you time to take an alternative route.

my little brother's wedding went amazingly excellent! My children were adorable and no one messed up their speaking roles during the ceremony! Their vows were beautiful and induced many tears. The reception and after party were filled with much merriment, but never got out of hand, all in all, it was perfect!

Girls: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.