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AtreiyaN7

says ooo, a second warning point!
aujourd’hui, 07:26
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    AtreiyaN7
    *checks calendar to see how much longer until the forums close*
    aujourd’hui, 07:28
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    AtreiyaN7
    Yep - I will totally snark in every single idiotic thread that I actually bother to read. And I won't be all that nice about it either, which I suppose means I might just get a few more warning points before this place goes kaboom.
    aujourd’hui, 07:30
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AtreiyaN7

wants brain bleach ASAP after the novel she just formatted.
juil. 29 2016 11:09
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    AtreiyaN7
    The only good thing about this is that it was under a hundred pages which limited my suffering.
    juil. 29 2016 11:10
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    AtreiyaN7
    And yes, I meant stallion in the sense of "male horse."
    juil. 29 2016 11:11
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    AtreiyaN7
    Would anyone, ANYONE actually pay money for this complete crap? Because I wouldn't. :P Sometime I regret working at a publishing company that accepts any author who wants to self-publish their bad novel(s).
    juil. 29 2016 11:17
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AtreiyaN7

says aaaaaaaaaand...the "froster mother" author is back.
juil. 26 2016 07:31
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    AtreiyaN7
    After seeing the umpteenth edit in which she tries to change "foster" to "froster," I'm going ahead with it. After five previous proofs (six if you count the new one), I no longer care.
    juil. 26 2016 07:32
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    AtreiyaN7
    I'm tired and burnt out, and with her ten million other existing errors, I shouldn't even be wasting my time on this. It's time that I come to accept the fact that stupid people won't listen to me because they're stupid and that all my efforts to keep them from looking like complete morons will forever be doomed to end in failure.
    juil. 26 2016 07:35
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AtreiyaN7

wishes some of the ME threads were less stupid.
juil. 26 2016 05:45
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    Puddi III
    Our bad, exiling him from our forum and sending him crawling back here
    juil. 26 2016 07:40
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    Tonymac
    LOL
    juil. 26 2016 02:49
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    AtreiyaN7
    @puddi: Duh, you should have given your moderators Dominators. I'm sure that his psycho-pass is red or worse! :P
    juil. 26 2016 07:06
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AtreiyaN7

says GG Melania on plagiarizing parts of Michelle Obama's speech!
juil. 19 2016 09:06
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    AtreiyaN7
    Trump and his wife and their speechwriters need to start learning to admit when they were wrong and actually apologize when they or their people screw the f--- up instead of refusing to acknowledge that anything is wrong for <x> days.
    juil. 20 2016 07:41
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    Puddi III
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh1wctQNKRM
    juil. 20 2016 08:57
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    AtreiyaN7
    @puddi: lolololol
    juil. 22 2016 03:40
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AtreiyaN7

says her latest stupid author asked for a dedication and A) didn't say who it was for and B) expected me to magically write a dedication for her.
juil. 12 2016 07:35
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    AtreiyaN7
    AUTHOR'S STUPID INSTRUCTIONS - PART 1: I would like to add a dedication
    juil. 12 2016 07:37
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    AtreiyaN7
    AUTHOR'S STUPID INSTRUCTIONS - PART 2: Add a dedication
    juil. 12 2016 07:38
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    AtreiyaN7
    Again, the only reason I know that this stupid, unwritten dedication (that the stupid author expects me to write for her because, yeah, it's totally my job to write things for dumb authors based on vague instructions) involves Ms. Gavin is because the bloody author rep told me. If she hadn't, I wouldn't even know THAT much atm.
    juil. 12 2016 07:39
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AtreiyaN7

got a 150-page "novel" with NO DIALOGUE.
juil. 04 2016 06:01
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    AtreiyaN7
    Did I forget to mention that his "chapters" are basically giant descriptions of stuff that happens written in approximately the most unexciting and boring way that you could imagine?
    juil. 04 2016 06:20
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    AtreiyaN7
    I wonder what ASoIaFwould be like if literally no one ever spoke and the novels were just chapters filled with scene after disjointed scene of things that seem to happen to random people without any actual context like this guy's novel.
    juil. 04 2016 06:22
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    AtreiyaN7
    He has also managed to misspell "Sig Sauer" (the firearms manufacturer) as "Sig Saurer" and also misspelled "White House" (where the president lives and works) as "Whitehouse." Why do I get the dumbest dummies ever? *sigh*
    juil. 04 2016 06:39
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AtreiyaN7

says this other author has actually CENSORED his own swear words/slang with asterisks throughout his whole book.
juin 28 2016 11:47
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    Tonymac
    F*** that.
    juin 29 2016 09:54
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    AtreiyaN7
    @tony: Double f*** that - lol!
    juin 30 2016 05:38
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    Tonymac
    LOL!
    juin 30 2016 09:54
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AtreiyaN7

is thinking about using galactic punt on that author who wants to change "foolproof plan" to "full proof plan."
juin 28 2016 10:07
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    AtreiyaN7
    I should really just let stupid authors be stupid. I'm so tired of having to argue with them/the ARs over why they can't do x/y/z (I even provide proof from dictionaries and assorted websites as necessary!) and being ignored/overruled by authors who don't know wtf they're doing.
    juin 28 2016 10:10
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    Tonymac
    After all, they have the right to remain stoopid.
    juin 29 2016 09:53
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    AtreiyaN7
    @tony: Yep.
    juin 30 2016 05:39
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AtreiyaN7

thinks it's amazing that she had to wait TWO YEARS for an author to e-mail her back saying that she wasn't going to fix her error-filled, totally wacko manuscript!
juin 17 2016 08:34
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AtreiyaN7

says, oooo, Norman Reedus in that Death Stranding teaser - whee!
juin 16 2016 07:28
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    AtreiyaN7
    Daryl Dixon is my favorite character on TWD, so yay! Doesn't hurt that he wasn't wearing clothes in that teaser either, tee-hee!
    juin 16 2016 07:30
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AtreiyaN7

My friend really liked my outdoor landscaping of our shared large house in FFXIV - whee!
juin 14 2016 06:23
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    AtreiyaN7
    If they ever add in a landscaping job in FFXIV, I'm apparently set. :P I also finished the landscaping at my medium house (although I may end up tweaking the design a bit).
    juin 14 2016 06:24
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AtreiyaN7

says another book designer is leaving, and I have inherited her TERRIBLE author. Please shoot me.
mai 31 2016 08:42
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    AtreiyaN7
    Oh joy - my umpteenth illiterate author who likes inserting hard returns in the middle of sentences, who makes mistakes in practically every sentence, who can't separate his dialogue correctly, and who is completely and utterly lacking in anything even remotely resembling talent!!!!!!!!!!
    mai 31 2016 08:43
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AtreiyaN7

says great, today it's an author who keeps spelling "real estate" as "reallastate" - WTF?!
mai 30 2016 06:14
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    AtreiyaN7
    Yeah, that was pretty bad. And here's another reinvention of "real estate" by this author: "realastate."
    mai 30 2016 07:08
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    AtreiyaN7
    I'm starting to wonder if there's any point in this stupid manuscript where he gets it right. At any rate, based on the first two miserable pages of Chapter 1, I'm going to go out on a limb and estimate that he has OVER a thousand separate errors. He's bad at spelling, punctuation, AND grammar.
    mai 30 2016 07:10
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    AtreiyaN7
    Oh, I forgot to mention that hit hit the TAB key like ten million times in the first chapter because he doesn't seem to understand the concept of using the ENTER key to create a paragraph return. :P
    mai 30 2016 08:14
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AtreiyaN7

says the insane "From a Widows Perspective" author has refused to listen to us, and my boss said to do what she wants!
mai 28 2016 07:27
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    AtreiyaN7
    Oh well, it's not like anyone's going to buy her ridiculous book anyway. Thank God that book designers are anonymous! At least my name will NOT be attached to this shameful display of stupidity and ignorance.
    mai 28 2016 07:31
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    Puddi III
    She refused even after Puddi told her she was wrong? Inconceivable.
    mai 29 2016 12:55
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    AtreiyaN7
    @puddi: Alas, she was not swayed by your delicious caramel goodness or your words.
    mai 29 2016 04:41