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cato potato
Lol, discretion is the better part of valour............or something like that
mars 09 2015 01:27 -
Deerber
You're too wise :) ;)
mars 09 2015 01:33
squaredgonzo → cato potato
cato potato, I'm planning on a thundadome solo, which wave should I nuke?
nov. 20 2014 06:44
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cato potato
Sorry but I'm not the right person to ask for that kind of information. I try not to use my missiles in solos at all if I can manage it, so I often finish with 4 - 6 left. You could ask TheNightSlasher, he would definitely know all about nuking tactics for platinum solos.
nov. 20 2014 06:50 -
Xain88
Wave 4, 8, 9 and 10.
I'd save 2 each for 9 and 10
nov. 23 2014 08:20
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cato potato
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
oct. 04 2014 05:59 -
xscemesx
Hi <:
oct. 04 2014 07:23
cato potato → SackedJedi
Don't throw away old underpants. With the leg holes sewn up and filled with earth, they make excellent hanging baskets for trailing plants.
juil. 01 2014 12:16
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SackedJedi
Excellent tip, as always, even though I am not sure how appreciative my neighbours would be.
juil. 01 2014 03:38
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cato potato
In a purely sexual way only, I hope.
juil. 01 2014 12:18
cato potato → me0120
People in elevators: If Bruce Willis gets in wearing a vest and no shoes, exit at the earliest opportunity.
juil. 01 2014 12:09
cato potato → panda5onix
Fool everyone into thinking you’ve just eaten an apple by rubbing your tummy and saying loudly “Mmm! That was a lovely apple.”
juil. 01 2014 12:07
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panda5onix
lol!!!!!!! cato i missed this xD hahaha thanks mate!!
juil. 04 2014 02:09
cato potato → ClydeInTheShell
Gentlemen: Keep your legs warm this winter by wearing ladies’ tights beneath your trousers. In summer simply switch to cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders.
juil. 01 2014 12:06
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ClydeInTheShell
I am eternally grateful for your wisdom.
juil. 01 2014 01:28
cato potato → Kocka007
Drivers: Spot traffic build-up from miles away by mounting a telescope on your dashboard, thus giving you time to take an alternative route.
juil. 01 2014 12:05
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Kocka007
Lol. I need it traffic (actually construction) here sux.
juil. 01 2014 01:09
cato potato → Creator Limbs
Girls: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.
juil. 01 2014 12:02
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Creator Limbs
cato, ur great.
juil. 03 2014 01:49
cato potato → Jeremiah12LGeek
Bomb disposal experts' wives: Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock.
juil. 01 2014 12:02
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Jeremiah12LGeek
You're back! xD
juil. 01 2014 12:04
cato potato → chcknwng
Beat bicycle theft by towing a horse box behind your bike. When you stop, simply padlock the cycle securely inside the horse box.
juil. 01 2014 12:01
cato potato → Deerber
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
juin 30 2014 11:57
cato potato → Dr. Tim Whatley
Town councils: Reduce litter problems by issuing all blind people with pointy sticks.
juin 30 2014 11:56
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Dr. Tim Whatley
Looooooool. Awesome.
juil. 01 2014 04:01




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