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Melee or Die

There's only one thing more important than killing to Goku: FOOD!!!
sept. 05 2014 11:20
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Melee or Die

Normal people press: 1-0-0-start, to get stuff cooked for a min. Goku presses: 1-1-1-start, then pulls that som' b_tch out at 60secs.! #ScienceB_tch!
sept. 05 2014 11:49
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Melee or Die

You know you fu_ked up when: your pizza cutter only cuts one way. (Think about it. Powerful life metaphor, people)
août 28 2014 09:36
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Melee or Die

There's only two times Goku wants to stare at a screen for 8+ hrs. 1)Videogames. 2)Porn (the bootay!). And not necessarily in that order!
août 22 2014 12:00
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    David Diablo
    But... WHY VIDEOGAMES AFTER!? o_O
    août 23 2014 10:08
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    Melee or Die
    ******, it definitely says "not necessarily in that order!" David, you' fuckin' up!
    août 23 2014 10:17
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Melee or Die

I'd rather die a Krogan, than live a shcnitzel!
août 20 2014 10:19
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    David Diablo
    Live a schnitzel... spineless? If so, I agree.
    août 21 2014 02:07
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    Melee or Die
    Damn straight!
    août 21 2014 02:48
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Melee or Die

I'm a lean, mean, hating machine!
août 18 2014 03:30
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    starscream1208
    You're ba beast! Like the rock!
    août 18 2014 08:09
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    Melee or Die
    That mo' fo be drinkin' the blood of animals! But I'll take it, Star Killer!
    août 18 2014 08:33
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Melee or Die

I HATE YOU!!!
août 16 2014 01:45
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    Melee or Die
    F_CK YOU TOO, SPAIN-******!
    août 17 2014 01:32
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    Melee or Die
    *****!=N_GGA!
    août 17 2014 01:32
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    David Diablo
    LOL!
    août 17 2014 10:09
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Melee or Die

NEVER...cross the streams!
août 11 2014 02:55
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Cows: The natural predator of grass!
août 07 2014 05:18
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It would be rude not to eat her pie! Which I assume is not only hot, but also moist.
juil. 24 2014 11:34
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Melee or Die

How do you burn a T.V. under water?!
juil. 19 2014 02:11
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    Melee or Die
    Firstly, I got myself a bit of typo up there. Your=You're.
    And...nope. But feel free to believe ya did. Delusions aren't the worst thing to happen.
    juil. 20 2014 02:10
  • Oh come on Goku... it would set the TV on fire! What was your way then? LOL
    juil. 20 2014 02:24
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    Melee or Die
    No, it would blow up the hell outta it, tho'! As for my way: I'm askin' the question--so I definitely don't know! Ha ha. I guess I'll stick to drowning sharks.
    juil. 20 2014 02:58
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Melee or Die

Rule A3: If she don't got at least 3 friends fine just like her; it's okay to step back when yo' Ex starts to fight her.
juil. 15 2014 04:22
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I'm gonna myself now. " We're all animals. I'm just the first to admit it." -Goku
juil. 06 2014 03:09
  • Good boy! LOL
    juil. 06 2014 03:52
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    David Diablo
    Que?
    juil. 06 2014 10:43
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    Melee or Die
    Callate, David!
    juil. 06 2014 10:49
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Melee or Die

I'm more hard headed than: a Krogan head butting a Praetorian's ass!
juil. 04 2014 03:35