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MeetYourNanny
Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves.
juil. 18 2016 07:05
MeetYourNanny
Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*!
juil. 18 2016 07:04
MeetYourNanny
God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
juil. 15 2016 08:04
MeetYourNanny
Behold, the Metatron, herald of the almighty, and voice of the one true God.
juil. 15 2016 07:45
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The_Nightman_Cometh
Sam & Dean kicked his ass.
juil. 16 2016 05:43
MeetYourNanny
Say you're the Metatron, people stare at you blankly. Mention something from a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar! May I continue uninterrupted?
juil. 15 2016 07:43
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The_Nightman_Cometh
That is true, fruit roll ups don't taste the same as they did when we were kids.
juil. 16 2016 05:44
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Onewomanarmy
.....und glänzt schön
juil. 14 2016 03:29
MeetYourNanny
All people love themselves too much to be changed by something as simple as love
juil. 14 2016 07:17
MeetYourNanny
Pullo, when is the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or wanting payment?
juil. 13 2016 11:28
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The_Nightman_Cometh
Dammit...Rome was a great show....hbo should go back to the good ole dayz....
juil. 13 2016 07:41
MeetYourNanny
Pullo, when is the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or wanting paymen
juil. 13 2016 11:20
MeetYourNanny
I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral -- I'll do anything to anything.
juil. 08 2016 07:31




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