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My girlfriend just broke up with me...

Débuté par Skynet877 , mars 28 2010 01:49

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:22

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Surango wrote...

randumb vanguard wrote...

I hate people so I kill most and inslave the rest


Ya know, my mama taught me a very valuable lesson growing up. "You can only kill them once. You can torture them forever." Now I have 5 acres and a hell of a lot of ravines to fill. I can't wait that long!

that's why I kept a portion as slaves...Image IPB

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:24

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#128
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:25

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yep, this **** again.

#129
joey_mork84
Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:29

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lmao

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:30

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Random Vanguard wrote...

this is the
One thread to rule them all,
One thread to find them,
One thread to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.


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#131
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:30

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randumb vanguard wrote...
that's why I kept a portion as slaves...Image IPB


Fine, fine. I'll concede your point. A few redheads will do nicely. But I'm tending to the garden myself. I don't want some slimy, sweaty bastard fondling my strawberries.

#132
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:43

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Special messege for the OP: 
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But that DOES NOT mean you should :D

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:54

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:56

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*drops thread* *runs as far as possible*

#135
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:57

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you should change kill to ban

#136
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:59

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Why change it? Woo is strong with the force.. He can choke you through your pc monitor!

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:00

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no doubt...

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:01

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I heard he can even do it if you have dial up.. I can't even load the google homepage on dial up.. lmao

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:04

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joey_mork84 wrote...

Special messege for the OP: 
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But that DOES NOT mean you should :D




Its either a gangsign or that fugle puckered lips. Sometimes both and that only makes me want to smack them in the mouth that much more.

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:08

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addiction21 wrote...

joey_mork84 wrote...

Special messege for the OP: 
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But that DOES NOT mean you should :D




Its either a gangsign or that fugle puckered lips. Sometimes both and that only makes me want to smack them in the mouth that much more.


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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:11

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And I thought I was the only one! lmao

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:23

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joey_mork84 wrote...

And I thought I was the only one! lmao


This is me bored as **** at work... I hate actually having to go into the "office" (its more of a huge complex but anyway)

For whatever reason (prolly because I am the quite guy) I become the photographer. IE the girls are drunk and they push their cameras on me. Really for whatever reasons its always the ladies screaming "take my picture while I am acting ****ty"

Anyway everytime I am in that spot and they pucker their lips like that I quickly pull the camera down and pretty much say "stop that **** now"

So no your not the only one.  It's not attractive in the least.

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:25

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addiction21 wrote...

joey_mork84 wrote...

And I thought I was the only one! lmao


This is me bored as **** at work... I hate actually having to go into the "office" (its more of a huge complex but anyway)

For whatever reason (prolly because I am the quite guy) I become the photographer. IE the girls are drunk and they push their cameras on me. Really for whatever reasons its always the ladies screaming "take my picture while I am acting ****ty"

Anyway everytime I am in that spot and they pucker their lips like that I quickly pull the camera down and pretty much say "stop that **** now"

So no your not the only one.  It's not attractive in the least.


Being the camera man for drunk women can have its benefits. It made that one guy rich 

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:28

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Celrath wrote...

addiction21 wrote...

joey_mork84 wrote...

And I thought I was the only one! lmao


This is me bored as **** at work... I hate actually having to go into the "office" (its more of a huge complex but anyway)

For whatever reason (prolly because I am the quite guy) I become the photographer. IE the girls are drunk and they push their cameras on me. Really for whatever reasons its always the ladies screaming "take my picture while I am acting ****ty"

Anyway everytime I am in that spot and they pucker their lips like that I quickly pull the camera down and pretty much say "stop that **** now"

So no your not the only one.  It's not attractive in the least.


Being the camera man for drunk women can have its benefits. It made that one guy rich 


yeah, but didn't he have a little "incident" with a would be black mailer lmao

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:32

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Celrath wrote...

addiction21 wrote...

joey_mork84 wrote...

And I thought I was the only one! lmao


This is me bored as **** at work... I hate actually having to go into the "office" (its more of a huge complex but anyway)

For whatever reason (prolly because I am the quite guy) I become the photographer. IE the girls are drunk and they push their cameras on me. Really for whatever reasons its always the ladies screaming "take my picture while I am acting ****ty"

Anyway everytime I am in that spot and they pucker their lips like that I quickly pull the camera down and pretty much say "stop that **** now"

So no your not the only one.  It's not attractive in the least.


Being the camera man for drunk women can have its benefits.


Yes it can! lol I have proof on my pc from last year's Rockfest in KC :D

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:33

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You changed the context of my post that wasn't very nice

Modifié par Celrath, 28 mars 2010 - 06:33 .

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:39

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I left the parts I was going to reference.. sorry lol next time I'll put what I'm going to reference in bold :)

#148
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 12:33

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lol this thread went nowhere fast! Still funny stuff though!



At op, tough times! but your only 17 and its happened to all of us at some point

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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 02:33

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So i feel like posting a few memorable quotes from one of my dumb fan fics enjoy...



Robokorean: Im EMO!



Tali: Keelah, your not helping! Either of you!



Fia Dan: The HIPS are right, Ronaldo maybe you should stop being argumenitive!



RoboKorean: Holly **** I just realized I'm missing Power Rangers!



Gameiac: Keep Trimming



Robokorean: Today the shanking is on the other foot!



Gameiac: Can I say thing?



Capt. Cornhole: Yeah go ahead, I guess can't hurt.



Gameiac: IMHA FIRN MEH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Robokorean: Kaidan is obviously conflicted by his desire to maintain Alliance regulations regarding personal appearance, and his intense need to grow a proper faux-hawk.

It's tragic, really.



Omni Science: I have been living a lie, this whole time I have been on this Council. Everything is a lie, my life, who you know me to be, everything!



Vangaurd: What are you saying?



Omni Science: I'm not a ******!



Vangaurd: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Corporal Quarian: Iam Happy!



Mario brought his chariot along Falcon's. Mario had spikes on his wheels, he pivoted left and the spikes bore into Falcon's chariot.



Capt. Falcon: Falcon Pawnch!!!



Picard: WOAH MAN!



Omni Science: No the guys back at the Flamin Homos Council will laugh at me!



Arafinwe_ingalure: Deal with it.



Tali went back into the Police Box



Tali: You guys this is something I must do alone, I need all of you to stay with the fleet until needed.



Robokorean: But did'nt you here the Band Council!



Tali: I know what I doing!



Robokorean: No you arnt!



Robokoren: Me sorry I just don't want any harm to come to you because..... I over this time we have know each other I have developed feeling for you. And you don't know what it would feel like if I lost you!



Tali: *thinking* They warned me about this when I left the Flotilla.



Gameiac: Yous savved mez?



Tali: I object to the innocent slaughter of civilians..... Even though you arn't Innocent and neither a civilian.



Gameiac: Why are you still on top of me?



Tali: *giggle* cause I wants to be.



Gameiac grew BIG ONTO SUN!



Benezia: Damnit, I need Tali's Hips bring them back! Where is it going?



Benezia: The power is mine!



All over the place Daleks where eating each other in a massive pandemic of Canaibalism.



Supreme Dalek: I will desend to the BUTT!



A hole opened in the ceiling allowing for the Supreme Dalek to enter.



Tali: I smell trouble!



Corporal Quarrian: I want to live! I want to Live!



Abraham Lincoln then swallowed Corporal Quarian hole and put on his hat.



Then the elevator door opened and Vangaurd, Kahn, FarraKhan, Mike Rowe, Michael Jackson, Capt. Cornhole, Robby the Robot and Zap Rowsdower stormed the bridge.



Worf: We are under attack by transvestites!



Sovereign: I'am Sovereign!!!! The Vangaurd of your destruction.



Kirk: Bones we need a plan!



Bones: Damnit Jim I'm a Doctor not Commander Shepard!



Patrick Weekes: Captain Cornhole your story is going nowhere! BANHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!

#150
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 02:56

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Wow I'm surprised I thought for sure woo would of killed this thread by now.
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