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[Fiedel]

Every other thread in this forum is about Quarians and how curious people are to know what they really look like. How come no body talks about volus? they wear environmental suits too! Turians are right. You humans are all biased.

[OneBadAssMother]

Cause they already look like dwarves... with beards even. Have a look.

[cruc1al]

That's because no one expects them to look cute and cuddly, whereas everyone wants Tali to be cute or good looking since she's a LI.

[Jack Package]

Because it is obvious that they look like big fat moles. No curiosity there...

[Forst1999]

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

[Tlazolteotl]

Fiedel wrote...

Every other thread in this forum is about Quarians and how curious people are to know what they really look like. How come no body talks about volus? they wear environmental suits too! Turians are right. You humans are all sexist.

'cos we don't meet any female volus, that's why.

[clanhenderson8]

http://s.bebo.com/ap.../06/fat_man.jpg



Volus.

[Nostradamoose]

I hope your curiosity is satiated

[Masticetobbacco]

volus are space dwarves

and quarians are space elves



that's western RPG imaginative setting for YOU

[Cascadus]

Forst1999 wrote...

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

So the volus is the average gamer?

[Nostradamoose]

Cascadus wrote...

Forst1999 wrote...

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

So the volus is the average gamer?

That is so terribly mean.

[SirEmilCrane]

I hate volus, I hope we get to kill one in ME3

[Bill569]

Because not one of them is recruitable, they are not human-like (short, fat, etc) and do have an interesting background (like the geth, quarians, turians, etc).



By the way, I am indifferent. I have only met two interesting volus: Han Olar and the agent of the Shadow Broker from ME1. All the other ones I have met are of little interest.

[jgomezish]

Are you guys kidding me!? The most interesting character by far in the entire ME Universe was the Biotic God.

[Mutantcadet14]

Whats a volus?



but seriously. they are semi arguably the least intriguing race in the game. i think so anyway.

[Nostradamoose]

I just hope that when you shoot them they blow up like Boomers in Left 4 Dead...

[Cascadus]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Cascadus wrote...

Forst1999 wrote...

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

So the volus is the average gamer?

That is so terribly mean.

...

That was a joke.

Modifié par Cascadus, 28 mars 2010 - 08:39 .

[B3Chandler]

Ya we need the biotic god to return for Mass Effect 3.

[phordicus]

they're annoying and insignificant. who cares.

[ObserverStatus]

If a Volar took off it's suit in front of Shepard, it would probably end up looking like a pile of raw hamburger meat.

[eternalnightmare13]

Fiedel wrote...

Every other thread in this forum is about Quarians and how curious people are to know what they really look like. How come no body talks about volus? they wear environmental suits too! Turians are right. You humans are all biased.

Because their suits don't reveal boobies and child bearing hips.  Unless a volus is a walking boob...hrmmmm

VOLUS FOR LI/SQUAD MATE IN ME3!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1111!

[OneBadAssMother]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Cascadus wrote...

Forst1999 wrote...

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

So the volus is the average gamer?

That is so terribly mean.

Actually it's terribly funny

[Nostradamoose]

OneBadAssMother wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Cascadus wrote...

Forst1999 wrote...

They are little fat guys, never play a really big role and many of them are very unlikeable. There are also no potentially hot chicks among them. Why the **** do i have one as my picture?

So the volus is the average gamer?

That is so terribly mean.

Actually it's terribly funny

I am not disagreeing with this. Kind of like my humour, I laughed.  I just had to point out the "meaneness in it".

[DragonShepard138]

I'm curious as to what Miranda looks like under the suit but a volus not so much.

[Nostradamoose]

DragonShepard138 wrote...

I'm curious as to what Miranda looks like under the suit but a volus not so much.

Oh, I can just see it