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[Maria Caliban]

I've been pondering this one for awhile now and think I have the right idea.

Asari - Dolphins or whales. More like dolphins as they lack the heavy blubber of whales.

Turians - They look stringy so I bet they taste like rattlesnake.

Salarians - Frogs, obviously.

Hanar - They're a bit thicker than actually jellyfish. They're probably like eating chewy mucus.

Krogan - Very tough turtle. Probably have to tenderize them.

Reapers - Lobster?

Vorcha - Like licking the inside of a garbage can

Humans - Taste like chicken

Anyone else have one to add?

[Tlazolteotl]

Oh, I thought you meant taste in a completely different context.

[Shoko86]

Im sure everything will tste like chicken.

[Rive Caedo]

Hm. I'd think Turians would be more lobsterish once you get past the thick skin.

[Tlazolteotl]

Well, humans taste like pork, only slightly sweeter.

Don't ask.

[SirEmilCrane]

Anyone have any ideas for Quarians?

probably taste like nothing, being inside suits their whole lives

[JazmanX]

Probably all chicken.

[MassAffected]

JazmanX wrote...

Probably all chicken.

This is what I'm thinking too...

[sagefic]

Tlazolteotl wrote...

Oh, I thought you meant taste in a completely different context.

<wince>

[Onyx Jaguar]

Elcor taste like rubber

[SirEmilCrane]

That grey geth grease that explodes out of mobile platforms when you kill them tastes like Vegemite



Aussies will know what I mean

[Tlazolteotl]

@sagequeen

Well, Shep actually kisses various aliens ... and at no point does any sentient species get consumed (at least on camera) by another.

I'm sure frenching an asari would be ... actually ... rather weird.

[Pannamaslo]

Raloi taste like chicken. Salarians like frog legs. Turians like licking a stone and Batarians like guinea pigs.

[JazmanX]

You've licked a stone?

[Onyx Jaguar]

Pyjacks a little too salty for my taste. They kind of taste like Dark Meat Chicken combined with how pigs use to taste in 19th century.

[Sigma Tauri]

OP, you actually tried all the things you listed?

[Mallissin]

This is Commander Shepard and this is the most disgusting thread on the Citadel.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Mallissin tastes bitter.

[Solomen]

Turians and quarians would be sickeningly sweet because of the dextro-amino configuration.

[Onyx Jaguar]

*Taste Dark_Caduceus



-Hmm, needs salt

[SirEmilCrane]

Solomen wrote...

Turians and quarians would be sickeningly sweet because of the dextro-amino configuration.

Just don't, ahem, ingest

[Mallissin]

Filthy cannibals! How dare you eat another sentient species!



*gets pulled aside by Liara and they argue via whispers*

I didn't mean that, baby...yes..I know how much you enjoyed that..okay..okay...



*slips back into the conversation*



Don't eat another sentient species unless they enjoy it.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

*Taste Dark_Caduceus

-Hmm, needs salt

Don 't worry honey, have all the abortions ya like!

[Alanosborn1991]

This thread is awesome lol