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[Goodwood]

JoshieoPandar wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

That grey geth grease that explodes out of mobile platforms when you kill them tastes like Vegemite

Aussies will know what I mean

This.

Marmite > vegemite.

[SirEmilCrane]

Goodwood wrote...

JoshieoPandar wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

That grey geth grease that explodes out of mobile platforms when you kill them tastes like Vegemite

Aussies will know what I mean

This.

Marmite > vegemite.

Everything tastes better than vegemite
even axel grease

[Tooneyman]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

^Its not cannibalism if its not the same species

mmm tasty sweet Quarian Flesh!

You leave my tali race out of this. Evil man

[Terraneaux]

Turians and Quarians taste like poison. I'm okay with this, because I wouldn't be inclined to eat them anyway.

[Goodwood]

"I once saw a krogan drink a liquified turian on a dare six or seven centuries back. No one came out of that one looking pretty..." -- Atheyta

[CmdrFenix83]

Turian... probably tastes like anaphylactic shock and death.

Drell... probably like purple. Yes, tastes like purple... you're going to hallucinate shortly anyway.

Quarian... see Turian...

[Mallissin]

Drell taste like salmon.

[tamperous]

From the Urdnot Fortack's Joy of Cooking 2185 edition

Asari - Squishy but quite tasty, but the blue pigment tends to accumulate in your gut. The skin should be removed to avoid a nasty blue surprise when nature calls.

Turians - Poisonous to us. Have a sweet taste as many dextro-amino acids can cross activate 'sweet' taste buds. Sweet taste attracts children. If your children ingest please contact poison control.

Salarians - Tend to get stringy with age. Would recommend younger ones. Females are a rare delicacy and eating them is rumored to boost fertility.

Hanar - Tend to contain urea. To prepare, soak for a day in fresh water changing the water every 6 hours.

Krogan - Pre genophage we tended to eat our weaker clutch mates, we do not speak of this in modern times.

Vorcha - Vermin, must be skinned and cleaned.

Humans - Like pork, tends to taste gamey if slaughtered when the prey is in the midst of an adrenal response. Surprise in slaughter necessary to ensure quality product.

Quarian - See Turian

Modifié par tamperous, 30 mars 2010 - 07:29 .

[JRCHOharry]

I hear the varren taste like sssspicaaayy meat-a-balls

[Maria Caliban]

Solomen wrote...

Turians and quarians would be sickeningly sweet because of the dextro-amino configuration.

Interesting.

I recall reading the annotated Through the Looking-Glass. There's a scene where Alice talks about a looking-glass world and how the milk would be bad to drink. The footnote said that if the amino acids in milk were 'flipped' a if in a mirror, the result would be poisonous.

Assuming that turians and quarians are sufficiently mammalian to produce milk, it would kill you to drink it.

[Zulu_DFA]

Yes, hell of a topic.

I think the rachni taste like lobster.



And now Peak 15 is a diner.

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 30 mars 2010 - 07:44 .

[Mallissin]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Solomen wrote...

Turians and quarians would be sickeningly sweet because of the dextro-amino configuration.

Interesting.

I recall reading the annotated Through the Looking-Glass. There's a scene where Alice talks about a looking-glass world and how the milk would be bad to drink. The footnote said that if the amino acids in milk were 'flipped' a if in a mirror, the result would be poisonous.

Assuming that turians and quarians are sufficiently mammalian to produce milk, it would kill you to drink it.

You realize that entire book was satire by a mathematician making fun of imaginary numbers and other new mathematics concepts of his era, right?

http://www.nytimes.c...nderland&st=cse

[Mallissin]

I wonder if the Krogan ate the Thresher Maw after we killed it at the Keystone. That would have been a lot of wasted meat otherwise.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Apparently in game Drell tastes groovy

EDIT:  Went with so many damn combinations I have no idea how to make this sentence sound correct.  Oh well.

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 30 mars 2010 - 07:50 .

[Sigma Tauri]

Maria Caliban wrote...
Interesting.

I recall reading the annotated Through the Looking-Glass. There's a scene where Alice talks about a looking-glass world and how the milk would be bad to drink. The footnote said that if the amino acids in milk were 'flipped' a if in a mirror, the result would be poisonous.

Assuming that turians and quarians are sufficiently mammalian to produce milk, it would kill you to drink it.

Take the d-amino acids are poisonous thing with a grain of salt, or at least the way Bioware tells you.

Modifié par monkeycamoran, 30 mars 2010 - 07:57 .

[RedSarge2]

Thread is weird, and slightly disturbing. I could say something about a certain countries penchant for eating ANYTHING, but I'd rather not.



Mass Effect Cookbook - Krogan Edition

[HAGA NAGA]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

That grey geth grease that explodes out of mobile platforms when you kill them tastes like Vegemite

Aussies will know what I mean

and anyone who has heard that song "i come from the land down undaaa!!!"

oh and i think quarians would taste like poop cause they're swimming in it in their suits nonstop.

[Solomen]

monkeycamoran wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Interesting.

I recall reading the annotated Through the Looking-Glass. There's a scene where Alice talks about a looking-glass world and how the milk would be bad to drink. The footnote said that if the amino acids in milk were 'flipped' a if in a mirror, the result would be poisonous.

Assuming that turians and quarians are sufficiently mammalian to produce milk, it would kill you to drink it.

Take the d-amino acids are poisonous thing with a grain of salt, or at least the way Bioware tells you.

Spearmint has D-aminos I think

[Sigma Tauri]

Solomen wrote...
Spearmint has D-aminos I think

Of course it can. But, if you mean R-carvone, it's not an amino acid.

[Solomen]

monkeycamoran wrote...

Solomen wrote...
Spearmint has D-aminos I think

Of course it can. But, if you mean R-carvone, it's not an amino acid.

Makes me wonder what L-sugars taste like... probably toxic...

[Sigma Tauri]

Solomen wrote...

Makes me wonder what L-sugars taste like... probably toxic...

L-glucose is sweet, but not nutritious unlike d-glucose.

Apparently, it can be used as a laxative.

[GodWood]

It'd be interesting if cannabalism was actually acceptable in one of the more civilised races, like Asari or Salarian.

Modifié par GodWood, 31 mars 2010 - 06:40 .

[Maria Caliban]

GodWood wrote...

It'd be interesting if cannabalism was actually acceptable in one of the more civilised races, like Asari or Salarian.

If they're a different race from you, it's not cannibalism.

That said, it might happen with any of the alien races as cultures can be so malleable. I recall in Deep Space Nine, when we learned that the Ferengi cremated their dead, and if a person was important enough then parts of the ash would be sold as collectables. It’s strange, but makes a certain sort of sense.

[Zeratul20]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I've been pondering this one for awhile now and think I have the right idea.

Asari - Dolphins or whales. More like dolphins as they lack the heavy blubber of whales.

Turians - They look stringy so I bet they taste like rattlesnake.

Salarians - Frogs, obviously.

Hanar - They're a bit thicker than actually jellyfish. They're probably like eating chewy mucus.

Krogan - Very tough turtle. Probably have to tenderize them.

Reapers - Lobster?

Vorcha - Like licking the inside of a garbage can

Humans - Taste like chicken

Anyone else have one to add?

Old beef, man. Everything tastes like old beef if you stew it long enough.