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[trobbins777]

Was a big fan of the old thread. (You can check it out here http://social.biowar...index/1109816/1) and thought i would ressurect it. Basically post funny comment about what your shepard would say in situations in the game.

Thane: Commander.

Shepard: You know thane you don't seem like the typical assasin.

Thane: You have fought too many fools who think custom painted armor makes them professional.

Shepard: hehe.....yeah......those guys are......(sigh)....so....stupid.
Later
Shepard:ass
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(Mass effect 1 on the Normandy)
Ashley: It's not racism, not really members of their species will always be more important to them.

Shepard: Shutup you racist ****. no one likes you. I'm leaving you to die on Virmire.
(ME2)

Turian Counselor: Ah yes, Reapers.

Ghost of Ashley: Somehow "I told you so" just doesn't cover it.
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After installing the reaper iff shepard is traveling to his next mission when he recieves a number of critical messages.

Dear shepard,

What's up.
-Harbinger

Dear Harbinger,

Where r u?
-Shepard

Dear Shepard,

I'm in ur base stealin ur d00dz.
-Harbinger

Shepard: ..............
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Shepard: Hey garrus you got a minute.

Garrus: Can it wait i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard:Garrus why are you so paronoid about our weapons. It's like your compensating for something.

[Lilitv]

Did we reach the limit there already?

[Orkchop]

Sheppard: "I"m Commander Sheppard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."



Patron: "Hey, didn't I just hear you say that in the store across the street?"



Sheppard: "Uhhh,.. This is my favorite Souvenir store on the Citadel!"

[agentwaffle]

Joker"I never liked AI's"

Shepard "Me either. EDI?"

EDI "Yes Commander Shepard?"

Shepard "Calculate the last digit of pi."

EDI "Damnit. 3.14159......."

[Ablaz3d]

what happened to the old one?

[Dr. Laxslax]

EDIT: aw man, posted this in the wrong topic! Suppose that's what happens when you have multiple tabs up  Ignore post pl0x.

Modifié par Dr. Laxslax, 01 avril 2010 - 04:54 .

[Lilitv]

I just know I was the last poster there and now we have a thread sequel.

[janeym27]

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: No, Garrus. It can't wait for a bit. I'm the Commanding Officer here, and what I have to say is damned more important than your calibrations. What exactly are you calibrating, anyway? What could possibly require THIS MUCH TIME callibrating? Or are you just so incompitant that you just can't get it right? Is that it? Are you a moron?!

Garrus:... Sorry, Commander. What did you want to talk to me about?

Shepard: Tell me about yourself.

Garrus: *sighs*

[JazmanX]

Turian councillor:- Ah yes "reapers the sentient race of starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dis--

-renegade interrupt-

Shepard:-I've had enough of your disengenious assertions!

-Turns off comlink-

Anderson:- That never gets old does it?