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All humans are racist.
Cerberus cannot be trusted.
TIM aids to rebuild Horizon, because he wants to build secret laboratories, and later test a new pack of thresher maws there.
TIM donates to the poor, because the selfish bastard tries to earn a good public image to run for president and then turn the state into totalitarian dictatorship.
And TIM saves kittens, because he wants to create an army of kittens to invade alien homeworlds and unleash these beasts of war on alien babies!
AND NOW WE GOT A NEWS UPDATE ON THE LATTER PART OF CERBERUS HIDEOUS AGENDA!
THAT MAKES US HEREBY PRONOUNCE THE ONLY MORALLY CORRECT COURSE OF ACTION:
KILL THE KITTENS, SAVE THEIR SOULS!!!
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First of all, that's what Cerberus came up with regard to their Evil thresher maw exploits on Akuze and the Sparta system:
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But with their funding being lately inflated heftily, they resorted to establishing a network (what else, they are a terrorist organization afterall!) of War Kitten Training Camps, where they train those poor little buggers in all kinds of military specs, starting with the rope course.
It's very important, because it develops the skillset necessary for the kittens to quickly climb up legs of target Krogans, and hit them in the quad.
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Then comes the intensive
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They also train Biotic Shock Trooper kittens in close quarters combat, emphasizing team work and night-TIM's-cybernetic-eye vision:
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Cerberus has also modified YMIR mech platform to be
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The training is harsh it the War Kitten Training Camps, and many fall asleep right in their mess saucers:
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Then the horrendous xenophobic Political Education classes start, partially based on the indoctrination technology salvaged from the Reaper IFF:
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And last, but not the least, Cerberus is training the General for the Kitten Army to become the Ultimate Ruthless Commander of all times, because most of the Shepards spawned recently by popular media clearly don't have the guts to carry out TIM's genocidal orders:
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Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 16 février 2011 - 01:44 .
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