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[DragonRageGT]

10 Reasons To Be:

Swedish
1- Blondes
2- Sexual Freedom
3- Blondes
4- Vodka Absolut
5- Blondes
6- Sexual Freedom
7- Blondes
8- Volvo
9- Blondes
10- Sexual Freedom with 2 Blondes, drinking Absolut in the rear seat of a Volvo!


English
1- Two World Wars and a World Cup
2- Hot Beer
3- Confuse the whole planet with Cricket rules
4- Be elegant when defeated in some sport
5- Best baked potato in the world
6- Be able to laugh at Mr. Bean
7- Live in the past and believe that it still is a World Power
8- Shower every week - need it or not
9- Be kind and tolerant with lesser races that visit the island
10- To know that all Bugs come from Scotland

French
1- No need for showers
2- Experience the glory of be World Champion for the first time defeating Brazil
3- Be able to have no humor even when living in the world's most beautiful city
4- If there is a war, surrender quickly to save some time
5- No need for subtitles for Euro Channel movies
6- Be able to test atomic bombs in someone else's country
7- Have girlfriends who say:   "Je t'aime, mon amour"
8- Be ugly as hell and still a movie star
9- Be gay and unnoticed since all french do that lips thing when speaking
10- Be known as an insatiable lover... even if it's only a legend.

ITALIAN
1- To know deeply the most bizzarre shapes for pasta
2- to hit on every woman that walks the street
3- Be able to call his own car as "la mia macchina" even if it an old piece of... metal
4- Be a peaceful people. Their lastest military conquest date the Roman Empire
5- Be ab le to talk with the hands
6- No worries with tax return
7- Be able to say "amore mio" without needing to act in a brazilian soup-opera (bad one)
8- Be neighbor to the Pope
9- Say "calccio" instead of footbal and still have three World titles!
10- The best Body-Guards, right there in Sicily

German
1- Oktoberfest
2- BMW
3- Volkswagen
4- Audi
5- Mercedes
6- Leave the dirty work to foreigners
7- Drive at such a speed that in any other country it means jail
8- No need to learn Deustche as second language
9- To find Pig-knee (heisben) a delicious dish (it is!)
10- Can smoke like a maniac and no one notices his lungs failing

AMERICAN
1- To love "Brazilian" music like merengue, salsa and rumba
2- To wear the craziest tourist outfit and no one really cares about it
3- To drink a beer saying just "Gimme a Bud"
4- To think that Brazil's capital is Buenos Aires
5- Full scholarship at Yale, as long as they play American football
6- Speak with Atlanta's accent and everybody think it's cool
7- Play golf
8- Understand Baseball rules and have fun with that game
9- Any trip is "terrific, amazing, wonderful"
10- To have Pele, Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Beckham and Marta teaching them football and still don't like it

ARGENTINO
1- None
2- Be a mixture of indian with italian and think they're English
3- None
4- Believe that Mendoza wine is better than any Chilean
5- None
6- To think they have the best football players and teams (actually best in everything)
7- None
8- Be right next to Brazil
9- None
10- Be proud of having wonderful made in Argentina shoes, even if they can no longer afford them

Brazilian
1- The best football in the world!
2- Copacabana and Ipanema Beach!
3- Caipirinha, at the beach!
4- Devaluate the Real and screw Argentina without any inflation!
5- Vatapá, feijoada, tutu de feijão, muqueca capixaba, virado à paulista e churrasco
6- Women who love wearing thongs at the beach... Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads, Asian, Mulatas!
7- To live in South America without having to speak spanish!
8- To have a top goal scorer at the age of 34 who is not a coke addict!
9- To have the happiness of not being born in Argentina!
10- To have the same nationality of God! (Deus é Brasileiro!)

uff... done! =)

Modifié par RageGT, 04 avril 2010 - 11:53 .

[GreedIsNoException]

Top Ten Reasons to be Puertorican

1 - Treat music like social classes

2 - Know that it will never become state

3 - Recieve benefits from USA without giving them squat

4 - No one will ever fight you for having loud music

5 - Lots of beaches, playas!

6 - Be able to dry hump a girl and call it "dancing"

7 - THE MOST MISS UNIVERSES IN RECENT YEARS!

8 - Being bilingual is a normal thing

9 - There's barely racism

10 - The most prettiest women

[flem1]

Brazil?

Soccer, Carnaval, trannies. The first two I basically understand, the third is just...

Modifié par flem1, 05 avril 2010 - 08:06 .

[DragonRageGT]

flem1 wrote...

Brazil?

Soccer, Carnaval, trannies. The first two I basically understand, the third is just...

You forgot Beaches, gorgeous girls, 8,500 km Atlantic Coast and Ipanema/Rio

[Dark Lilith]

flem1 wrote...

Brazil?

Soccer, Carnaval, trannies. The first two I basically understand, the third is just...

hey watch it,I fit that third catagory!

[GreedIsNoException]

You should see some Puertorican girls *promoting promotion promoting*

[Statulos]

Rage; you are horribly mistaken about the 7th in Brasil: what about the native languages speakers (and you have tons of them in Amazonia) or the guys in Guyana?

Modifié par Statulos, 05 avril 2010 - 10:29 .

[DragonRageGT]

Statulos wrote...

Rage; you are horribly mistaken about the 7th in Brasil: what about the native languages speakers (and you have tons of them in Amazonia) or the guys in Guyana?

You mean the indians? They speak anything but spanish! (Actually, the largest indian nation here used to speak Guarany and most cities in Central to South Brazil have indian names). And Guiana is not Brazil but they speak Dutch, French and English in all three Guyannas... Holandesa, Francesa and Suriname (former callked British Guyanna)

I stand correct! =)

[Giant ambush beetle]

I know another fact: I watched ''Carandiru'', a pretty good movie about the infamous prison in Brazil. First I didn't expect much (ah just another prison flick), but it turned out to be a decent movie, the end was pretty cool & tragic too.

Carandiru on IMDB

[Beaner28]

I took a summer trip to Rio De Janeiro with some buddies the summer after high school graduation and that was a wild party. If you go to a night club it's very common to see people strip and start having sex right there on the dance floor. There is absolutely no taboo about nudity over there unlike here in the states.

[Dark Lilith]

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Top Ten Reasons to be Puertorican
1 - Treat music like social classes
2 - Know that it will never become state: debateable
3 - Recieve benefits from USA without giving them squat: its a US territory,ergo it receives all the benefits of same.
4 - No one will ever fight you for having loud music
5 - Lots of beaches, playas!
6 - Be able to dry hump a girl and call it "dancing"
7 - THE MOST MISS UNIVERSES IN RECENT YEARS!
8 - Being bilingual is a normal thing
9 - There's barely racism
10 - The most prettiest women :again debateable and based on ones preferences and nothing scientific

[GreedIsNoException]

Dark Lilith wrote...

GreedIsNoException wrote...

Top Ten Reasons to be Puertorican
1 - Treat music like social classes
2 - Know that it will never become state: debateable
3 - Recieve benefits from USA without giving them squat: its a US territory,ergo it receives all the benefits of same.
4 - No one will ever fight you for having loud music
5 - Lots of beaches, playas!
6 - Be able to dry hump a girl and call it "dancing"
7 - THE MOST MISS UNIVERSES IN RECENT YEARS!
8 - Being bilingual is a normal thing
9 - There's barely racism
10 - The most prettiest women :again debateable and based on ones preferences and nothing scientific

Ugh... dont change my stuff in a quote, put it under. Anyways you obviously don't know our political stsatus and debate. It is not debatable it's just our politicians are barely trying. Our last governor tried but unfortunately couldn't get it. Maybe if Obama was in power during the time but now...
And on your fight in 10, we have pretty women, most Miss Universes. With tans, beaches, most people here are skinny, you know ... anyways Im just having fun.... You dont have to fight me about it. He made a list so I decided to make one. Why didnt you fight his? 

[Statulos]

The Woldan wrote...

I know another fact: I watched ''Carandiru'', a pretty good movie about the infamous prison in Brazil. First I didn't expect much (ah just another prison flick), but it turned out to be a decent movie, the end was pretty cool & tragic too.
Carandiru on IMDB

Sepultura did an awesome song about that, back in the day when they rocked, called Manifest.

RageGT wrote...

Statulos wrote...

Rage; you
are horribly mistaken about the 7th in Brasil: what about the native
languages speakers (and you have tons of them in Amazonia) or the guys
in Guyana? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

You
mean the indians? They speak anything but spanish! (Actually, the
largest indian nation here used to speak Guarany and most cities in
Central to South Brazil have indian names). And Guiana is not Brazil but
they speak Dutch, French and English in all three Guyannas...
Holandesa, Francesa and Suriname (former callked British Guyanna)

I
stand correct! =)

I meant that a lot of people live in South America and do not speak Spanish at all. And yes, I´m stupid but not that much to not know that Guyana is a French territory (and thus, part of EU even bein in America )

Modifié par Statulos, 09 avril 2010 - 07:47 .

[DragonRageGT]

Statulos wrote...

I meant that a lot of people live in South America and do not speak Spanish at all. And yes, I´m stupid but not that much to not know that Guyana is a French territory (and thus, part of EU even bein in America )

Well, the lot of people living in S.America and not speaking Spanish really applies to Brazil. Around 200 million people here, speaking portuguese, against some 200 million Spanish speakers in all other S.America countries.

If you consider the French Guiana, Guyanna (English) and Suriname (Dutch) together, that's only some 1.85 million people speaking something else. Hardly "a lot of people" in comparison. You can add the elder native language speakers to that, the S. American indian population, but 90% of them also speak the official country language as well, mostly Spanish and Portuguese. So, yes, for the purpose of that joke list, we're really the only ones not speaking Spanish in South America,

http://en.wikipedia....s_and_geography

[FazzClink]

i'm from brazil too, a little folk town in são paulo, it's call Amparo... It's cool know some folks who play the same games.

[mousestalker]

Puerto Rico does have an amazing amount of very good looking people. It's as if they shipped all the ugly ones somewhere else.

[Inquisitor Recon]

mousestalker wrote...
Puerto Rico does have an amazing amount of very good looking people. It's as if they shipped all the ugly ones somewhere else.

Like my area. No offense intended but up here the cops have alot of trouble with Puerto Rican gangs and the like.