Heh fair enough. I've been around a bit but I've never visited Australia yet.
Hmm, Perth to Brisbane on a motorbike sounds good eh?
The Kebab can also be used as satnav when you're blind drunk!
You'll have no recollection of how or indeed when you got home, but common belief maintains that the owner holds the kebab at arms length in front of the body, and adopts the leaning-forward gait of the ******-artist which necessitates walking at an ever-increasing pace to prevent planting his face on the tarmac. The famished drunkard then simply needs to follow his meal and wil miraculously find himself home!
Modifié par Jonesey2k, 09 mars 2011 - 11:08 .