Flamewielder wrote...
Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...
Nicator wrote...
My first thought was similarly ... unorthodox.
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I don't know where you perverts are looking at, but that red SkyCar got my eyes on it!
My first thought was "Why is a mass accelerator pistol smoking?"... but I'm a sci-fi nerd, even if I'm not undersexed...
You and me, we are two of the same calibre I think. Or just to be sure, let me ask you a few things:
-Have you ever dreamed of building a laseremitter strong enough to hurt (little) things and to use it against pesky mosquitos, including having thought of conventional alternatives, but nontheless logically concluded a laser cannon would be best suited (only to find out some other nerds actually build exactly this and oresent it as their invention even though their idea was by their own reference at least three years younger than your own)?
-What is your answer to the following riddle: A guy holds 110 Dollars in his hands. This sum consists of merely two banknotes, one in each hand and in on hand is NOT a 10 Dollar bill. How is that possible?
-Do you think of what-if scenarios of totally mundane situations that somehow go totally awry and plan your reactions beforehanded so that in case you would be somewhat prepared?
-Are you already on some intelligence agency's red list because you looked for nuclear fission bomb plans in the internet and actually found working blueprints via google-walk?
-Do you wikiwalk regularily?
-Do you sometimes feel as if you'd be the only sane person left on this entire friggin' stupid planet full of idiots and seriously considered extinction of the human species more than two times and actually cared enough to exclude ways that would definetely not work (just in case so you have already narrowed out faulty attempts for the future should need arise)?
-Do you have somewhat of a plan for a zombie apocalypse, one dealing with the normal videogame zombie version, one dark-magic like skeleton-tombie apocalypse and one that follows normal biological and physical laws?
-Do you regularily think to yourself "Scotty, beam me up" instead of *sigh* or [/facepalm] when applicable (other variants of equal meaning are of course acceptable)?
If you could heartily answer four of those cases with yes, I welcome you to my club of people that could seriously try to take over the world or destroy humanity in the process if we are fed up enough (club membership would then expand to: 2 members).