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[soren7550]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Kokoryu726 wrote...
"Look down. Now back up. What's in your hand? I have it now. It's an M-920 Cain. Look again. The Cain is now firing."

I totally just read that in his voice 

As have I.

Since I have still yet to make my leader m.p., here's this for now:

[JoeLaTurkey]

[Stephanis_mirabar]

Tilarta wrote...

Okay, one Reaper down.

Now do the rest and I'll watch you die as your life gets progressively shorter for each Reaper you take out.

Over 200 Reapers........

They eye deal is permanent.  Once the deal is made, you can see the real name of anyone and everyone you see, you don't need to repeat it for each person.

[Randy1012]

I can't remember if anybody made this joke in the wake of the ME3 teaser, and I'm too lazy to go back and check.

Modifié par Randy1083, 13 avril 2011 - 08:54 .

[The Good Shephard]

Display Name wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

AshiraShepard wrote...

"Nazzara" was Sovereign. Too bad we don't know any more of them that are still alive D:

Shepard's gonna have to do the eye deal!

The eye deal is one excellent deal.I can make an even better one however
All I need is for you to make a contract with me and the Reapers wil be taken care of
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
(cookies to whoever gets the reference)

WHY, DISPLAY NAME! WHY WOULD YOU BRING KYUBEY HERE!
THIS IS A HAPPY THREAD FULL OF HOPE AND JOY!
WE DON'T NEED THAT FAUSTIAN HELLSPAWN PLUNGING US INTO DESPAIR!

Oh well, If you can't beat him (and believe me, I've tried) might as well join him.

[JoeLaTurkey]

[Made Nightwing]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

A DI will take your hair, your dignity, your sweat and your pride.

They will give you strength, courage, honour and unbreakable spirit.

The enemy will thus have a harder time taking your life. Hmmm, methinks I need to do a fanfic about Gunnery Chief Ellison and the time he spent as Shepard's DI.

[sterling_archer]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

[R. Lee Ermey snip]

Little known fact. There was originally supposed to be four psychological profiles. In addition to Sole Survivor, War Hero and Ruthless, there was a platoon fat-body category. However all Shepards committed suicide in the bathroom after the rest of the platoon gave him/her a blanket party.

-What did you name your rifle Private?
-Sir I named my guddam rifle Jessie sir.

[JoeLaTurkey]

sterling_archer wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

[R. Lee Ermey snip]

Little known fact. There was originally supposed to be four psychological profiles. In addition to Sole Survivor, War Hero and Ruthless, there was a platoon fat-body category. However all Shepards committed suicide in the bathroom after the rest of the platoon gave him/her a blanket party.

-What did you name your rifle Private?
-Sir I named my guddam rifle Jessie sir.

Jessie? I don't like the name Jessie only f*****s and sailors are called Jessie! From now on she's pea-shooter Pyle! Do you like her new name Private Crosseyed?

Modifié par JoeLaTurkey, 14 avril 2011 - 12:27 .

[Tilarta]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Ashley Williams response:
*crunch, scream*
"I've got you by the quad, who's crying now?"

Another reason why she never got promoted.......

[JoeLaTurkey]

Tilarta wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...
*snip*

Ashley Williams response:
*crunch, scream*
"I've got you by the quad, who's crying now?"

Another reason why she never got promoted.......

"Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams of the 212, you the one in charge here sir?"

"I'm asking the f*****g questions here!"

"Sir yes, sir!"

"Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?"

"SIR YES SIR!"

Modifié par JoeLaTurkey, 14 avril 2011 - 07:12 .

[GuardianAngel470]

Firewolf99 wrote...

Jorina Leto wrote...

It was at first. I'll be blunt, Churchill was failure at everything he had tried. But right when Britain needed inspiration, he and King George were there. In oratory class at university, our professor made this point. No one bothers listening or quoting to Hitler and Stalin's speeches anymore, because they are boring. Churchill made a simple point, that the only way forward would be blocked by hardship, but the British kept going regardless. That speech is still quoted today

Hitler's plans to invade Britain were foiled time and again by the heroic efforts of the Royal Air Force, the Free Polish Air Force, plus volunteer forces from Australia, New Zealand, India, Palestine and other parts of the British Empire. Which is why when the Reaper's get here..........hold on, just had an awesome idea.

We must have had different History teachers. Mine said that Churchill was good, but Hitler was amazing. His speeches were so energetic and powerful. How else do you think he persuaded a country to go extreme right wing, begin a world war only 20 years after losing the last one, and bring an entire ntion to hatred of one race?

But Stalin was terrible. Good old Comerade Filing index.

And here is my early morning, after only one cup of tea contribution.

So we're going to have

TRYOUTS.

[Made Nightwing]

[Obsydian]

D330 wrote...

so, i've still got about 90 pages to go to get to the end, but i have to ask ... where did this screenshot come from?  
i must know!  

[soren7550]

Obsydian wrote...

D330 wrote...

so, i've still got about 90 pages to go to get to the end, but i have to ask ... where did this screenshot come from?  
i must know!  

Zaeed's loyalty mission.

Still trying to find a good quote for a new leader mp. I though I had one, but it turned out the one I was going to use wasn't said by the man. Phooey. Back to the drawing board.

[LuxDragon]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

sterling_archer wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

[R. Lee Ermey snip]

Little known fact. There was originally supposed to be four psychological profiles. In addition to Sole Survivor, War Hero and Ruthless, there was a platoon fat-body category. However all Shepards committed suicide in the bathroom after the rest of the platoon gave him/her a blanket party.

-What did you name your rifle Private?
-Sir I named my guddam rifle Jessie sir.

Jessie? I don't like the name Jessie only f*****s and sailors are called Jessie! From now on she's pea-shooter Pyle! Do you like her new name Private Crosseyed?

That's when Zaeed shoots the DI and pet's his rifle consolingly.

"It's okay, girl. I'm sure he's sorry now."

[JoeLaTurkey]

LuxDragon wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

sterling_archer wrote...

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

[R. Lee Ermey snip]

Little known fact. There was originally supposed to be four psychological profiles. In addition to Sole Survivor, War Hero and Ruthless, there was a platoon fat-body category. However all Shepards committed suicide in the bathroom after the rest of the platoon gave him/her a blanket party.

-What did you name your rifle Private?
-Sir I named my guddam rifle Jessie sir.

Jessie? I don't like the name Jessie only f*****s and sailors are called Jessie! From now on she's pea-shooter Pyle! Do you like her new name Private Crosseyed?

That's when Zaeed shoots the DI and pet's his rifle consolingly.

"It's okay, girl. I'm sure he's sorry now."

[Talthanar]

^^ Simply absurd....and AWESOME!!

[Costin_Razvan]

[CroGamer002]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

[CroGamer002]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I liked your old avatar better. Just my little critics if you don't mind, Mesina2

Both sig and avatar are temporary.

I'm just paying small tribute to my dear war hero general Ante Gotovina.
Tomorrow is a big day for him, his 2 colleges and my country.