Motivationals

#13276
Tilarta

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 06:03

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For context, this gun annoys me so much in Mass Effect, I think the only phrase I can use to describe is "cutscene incompetance, first order level".

My Shepherd is not capable of using this weapon (it's the newbie submachine gun, whatever the heck it's called!).
Instead of using the very nice Phalanx Heavy Pistol, she somehow pulls out this weapon from nowhere.
Heck, even Garrus and Tali have fallen victim to this weapon and they can't use it either! :police:

And the picture of the two Turians is very inaccurate:
A female Turian (see link below) has no cranial spines whatsoever!
i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu100/zrowngctr/Mass%20Effect/FemaleTurian04.jpg

Modifié par Tilarta, 12 mai 2011 - 06:04 .

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#13277
Cossack72

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 07:13

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Tilarta wrote...

And the picture of the two Turians is very inaccurate:
A female Turian (see link below) has no cranial spines whatsoever!
i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu100/zrowngctr/Mass%20Effect/FemaleTurian04.jpg

That really shouldn't be taken for fact in terms of their appearance. I mean, they made Wrex look like Emperor Palpatine, so who knows how badly they FUBARed FemTurians from however BW imagined them.

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#13278
JoeLaTurkey

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 07:59

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Speaking of Palpatine...

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#13279
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Posté 12 mai 2011 - 08:09

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#13280
GuardianAngel470

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 08:21

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James2912 wrote...

well humans are animals and aliens would be animals of another species. Therefore bestiality.

This statement lacks pretty much all internal logic. If humans are animals and animals are animals, then there is no such thing as beastiality because everyone is an animal. Therefore this is no deviance.

Unless you meant to imply that turians, asari, quarians, salarians, or any of the other species are not animals in which case yes, having a romantic relationship with a human would be beastiality.

But then that itself lacks logic because turians, asari, quarians, salarians, or any other species would also be animals from their own planet unless there is some different measure of animality that you are using.

So yeah, either humans are animals, aliens are animals, and what is going on is actually xenophilia on the animal stage or humans are people, aliens are people, and what is going on is still xenophilia but on the people stage.

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#13281
J0HNL3I

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 11:34

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JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Speaking of Palpatine...

fire at will garrus!

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#13282
Pride Demon

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 11:50

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So I came up with this stupid thing as I was looking a ManShep famous creepy face...
I couldn't shake the feeling it actually looked like something other than a creepy rape face, and finally I got it!
Word to the wise, it's stupid, many of the images were from other forumites or the internetz so kudos for those go to them... I merely photoshopped them a bit and made the motivational... Hope not to offend anyone this way... ;P

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Here we go... Preps the flame shield...

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#13283
Reapinger

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 12:25

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I like legion troll. ROFLcopter

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#13284
Dabal Hayat

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 02:31

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Maybe a little late...

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#13285
Ashira Shepard

Posté 12 mai 2011 - 02:51

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Ah, I return and find lulz. All is well. XD

Also, someone needs to try and replace Shepard with Morinth when they do the raepface screenshot. See if it's any different or more horrifying.