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[JoeLaTurkey]

199 Gabby & Ken reviews...who wants to be #200?

[JoeLaTurkey]

On a related note...

*Gasp* Fanfic within fanfic




And in-keeping with our breast appreciation

[Ashira Shepard]

lolerk53 wrote...
For FOXY and NEW reasons. 

And this is the logic I question in every single game and other media that does it.

Disturbing Violence and Horror: Perfectly acceptable.

Natural, naked bodies: OH MY GOD CENSOR. SHEETS. FURNITURE. PLANTS. ANYTHING GOD DAMNIT. COVER IT BEFORE WE GET SUED! BEFORE EYES BOIL OUT OF SKULLS FROM SEEING THIS DISTURBING UNNATURAL HORROR!

Apparently it's more acceptable to show the "children" moral guardians are so terrified about scarring gratuitous gore and horror, over naked breasts. Something they will see one way or another in their life, and certainly not be terrified by it. (unless their caretakers react like that, thus making the children think that being scarred and emotionally troubled by seeing a nude breast is the correct response, thus enforcing the idea that naked breasts are horrifying)

/rant

To make up for that:

A Wild String Of Challenges Appears! (you don't have to match them up)

[JoeLaTurkey]

[SlottsMachine]

[Cossack72]

AshiraShepard wrote...

lolerk53 wrote...
For FOXY and NEW reasons. 

And this is the logic I question in every single game and other media that does it.

Disturbing Violence and Horror: Perfectly acceptable.

Natural, naked bodies: OH MY GOD CENSOR. SHEETS. FURNITURE. PLANTS. ANYTHING GOD DAMNIT. COVER IT BEFORE WE GET SUED! BEFORE EYES BOIL OUT OF SKULLS FROM SEEING THIS DISTURBING UNNATURAL HORROR!

Apparently it's more acceptable to show the "children" moral guardians are so terrified about scarring gratuitous gore and horror, over naked breasts. Something they will see one way or another in their life, and certainly not be terrified by it. (unless their caretakers react like that, thus making the children think that being scarred and emotionally troubled by seeing a nude breast is the correct response, thus enforcing the idea that naked breasts are horrifying)

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HOxeH_OQpFw ' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'>

Seemed appropriate

[cookman34]

 this thread rocks, stupid question guys how can I contribute some wonderful demotivationals to this site?

Modifié par cookman34, 13 janvier 2012 - 03:36 .

[SlottsMachine]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Here's where you can make motivational posters: http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

NOTICE: The pictures won't show up for most people if you just link the image from BigHugeLabs. Upload the Motivational to Photobucket or a similar image hosting site. (I generally have more luck with Photobucket)

[Bogsnot1]

Cossack72 wrote...

AshiraShepard wrote...

lolerk53 wrote...
For FOXY and NEW reasons. 

And this is the logic I question in every single game and other media that does it.

Disturbing Violence and Horror: Perfectly acceptable.

Natural, naked bodies: OH MY GOD CENSOR. SHEETS. FURNITURE. PLANTS. ANYTHING GOD DAMNIT. COVER IT BEFORE WE GET SUED! BEFORE EYES BOIL OUT OF SKULLS FROM SEEING THIS DISTURBING UNNATURAL HORROR!

Apparently it's more acceptable to show the "children" moral guardians are so terrified about scarring gratuitous gore and horror, over naked breasts. Something they will see one way or another in their life, and certainly not be terrified by it. (unless their caretakers react like that, thus making the children think that being scarred and emotionally troubled by seeing a nude breast is the correct response, thus enforcing the idea that naked breasts are horrifying)

Seemed appropriate

Read the text in red, and then this also seems appropriate.

[Yeti13]

Joe I thought you were going to go with a Starship Troopers 3 joke with the scanner!

[Bogsnot1]

OK, time to make up for my recent lack fo posting. 

[Ashira Shepard]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Read the text in red, and then this also seems appropriate.

I never said anything about exposing "children" to the downstairs area. 

Although comedian Russell Howard made a bit about when he and his mates first saw some ladyparts in a magazine and outwardly were like "oh, that's great, love it love it love it" - they were like thirteen. He on the otherhand, knows his internal reaction was more like: "AAAAAH. WHAT IS THAT. IT KILLED BOBA FETT. IT KILLED BOBA FETT."

It's just that, regardless of the game being rated M (18) Fox News was ranting about  "children" who would be exposed to the horror of naked bodies. And implying the game was a porn simulator but that's besides the point since it's not true.

Just...graaaaah, so much rage at the media. <_<

IN OTHER NEWS. Please continue with our regular demotivational posting 

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 13 janvier 2012 - 08:23 .

[DPSSOC]

[Made Nightwing]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Read the text in red, and then this also seems appropriate.

I never said anything about exposing "children" to the downstairs area. 

Although comedian Russell Howard made a bit about when he and his mates first saw some ladyparts in a magazine and outwardly were like "oh, that's great, love it love it love it" - they were like thirteen. He on the otherhand, knows his internal reaction was more like: "AAAAAH. WHAT IS THAT. IT KILLED BOBA FETT. IT KILLED BOBA FETT."

It's just that, regardless of the game being rated M (18) Fox News was ranting about  "children" who would be exposed to the horror of naked bodies. And implying the game was a porn simulator but that's besides the point since it's not true.

Just...graaaaah, so much rage at the media. <_<

IN OTHER NEWS. Please continue with our regular demotivational posting 

While I, too, share your irritation with the way society gets coddled by the media, I am of the opinion that we force kids to grow up too fast. Once your innocence is gone, it's gone, why rush to end it?

Personally, I would be happier if game salesmen actually followed the recommendations of the game's rating and didn't actually sell it to kids under the rating's recommendation, in which case we wouldn't have to deal with the whole 'Kid's playing video games meant for teenager above fifteen years old' issue.

[Valikdu]

spartacusthegod wrote...

My lord I've been away for too long. Skyrim and Dead Island swallowed up my time (and a couple small, insignificant pieces of my soul).

Must... not... make arrow in the knee joke...

[Valikdu]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Apparently it's more acceptable to show the "children" moral guardians are so terrified about scarring gratuitous gore and horror, over naked breasts.

And this does not even make sense. Because... well... IT'S EFFING 18+ RATED. Well, it's very easy to miss obvious facts for vry srs journalists, apparently.

...

F**k Fox News with Celestia's forehooves.

Modifié par Valikdu, 13 janvier 2012 - 03:55 .

[JoeLaTurkey]

[JohannRSA]

Here have a cool pic.
The dragon rodeo is the best rodeo.

[Raven4030]

Which brings more readers:

"Video game has brief, tasteful sex scene" or "Video game is porn simulator pretending to be science fiction marketed at kids!"

Look at it like that, and most news media makes a hell of a lot more sense. Can we get back to the funny pictures with funny words underneath them now?

[kempie]

[KenLyns]

[Cossack72]

KenLyns wrote...

They scanned every planet in the galaxy and all they got was dead

[KenLyns]

[Llane]

Didn't mean to set things off with that picture of the Banshee. to make up for it, here - a happy Samara.