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[GazzPandora]

Just interested to know everyones favourite quotes from the games.

Ill start with a few of mine...

In tapsters tavern, when talking to a dwarf in the corner he asks " Hey stranger, you looking for a stool to share a brew?"
To which one of the dialogue options is "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
I thought this was hilarous.

I also like Shales rants about pigeons and referring to morrigan as Swamp Witch
Then there is when he talks to Wynne about her age "Would it prefer to be called Mage well past its prime dont mind the sagging bits"

Oghren "Well fart my a lullaby!"
And when talking bout Felsi in awakening "She may be small but she packs a punch and when shes in this mood...she goes for my danglers"

Anders - "Im not just a dwarf, im a moron. Listen to me fart."



Ok i know these arent exact quotes but they stick out in my memory. So lets hear your favourites.

[seveal]

Alister - Swooping is bad.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Sten: "No."

[Lambert_Feyzel]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Sten: "No."

[Lambert_Feyzel]

My favourite are "Vashaden!" and "pidgeon crap!" by Sten and Shale, when you deselect them in the character selection screen ../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png
I spent about a month saying those quotes all the time, even in real life and at school (I'm Italian and teach English to kids)... hahaha

Modifié par Lambert_Feyzel, 01 avril 2010 - 10:59 .

[Looper128]

Oghren: And then the Darkspawn starts asking if I want lemon in my tea.



that always crack me up.

[carlosjuero]

I love the entire Oghren dream sequence

[Crixt]

Anything Involving Anders/SirPounceALot or Oghren.

[Patriciachr34]

Recently I had Sten with me in a battle and his health was low. He then groaned pathetically, "Pashara..." like his life was just about over. It's the only time I've ever heard Sten come close to whining!

[Hundbert]

Morrigan: Now we have a dog and alistair is still the stupidest member of the party.
Female pc violence voice: CAN I GET YOU A LADDER SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK?
Morrigan when warden kissing Bella: Kissing serving wenches now? Perhaps you intend to roll around in the nearest pig pen too?
Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

In tapsters tavern, when talking to a dwarf in the corner he asks " Hey stranger, you looking for a stool to share a brew?"
To which one of the dialogue options is "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
I thought this was hilarous.

lol

Modifié par Hundbert, 02 avril 2010 - 10:54 .

[Meliorist13]

Alister: Swooping is bad

Morrigan: A half eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables....

Your Response: It can't be worse than what's normally in them.

[Springwalker]

Oghren(drunk, of course) to PC: Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Anders: His Joining "If i wake up in a ship bound for ryvein in my small cloths and a tattoo on my forehead im blaming YOU."



Oghren: Anyway....Can i have a pony?



Your charater says about love novel when discussing darren "Its not for reading."



Oghren: at broodmother: Thats alot of nipples



LOL there are so many moments in DAO and DAA that made me waste a perfectly good Soda.

[rabbitchannel]

No one touches Oghren's junk... AND LIVES!

[mbeckham]

From the Comic.

Alistair: Don't you ever knock.

Morrigan: 'Tis a hallway.

I could so hear Claudia Black saying that in my head.

Modifié par mbeckham, 02 avril 2010 - 07:16 .

[RobUnreal]

Alistair: "At first she's like 'Ooo, pretty colors,' then 'Muahahaha! I'm Princess Stabbity. Stab, kill, kill."

[Sresla]

Zevran has too many great ones to list. Here are just a few of my favorites:

"Ha! Let's see... When was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmmm... Long story, that."

"Thats good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..." (especially great if it's following you saying that you're the only Grey Warden left who'd waste your time trying to save their crappy village)

"Now, now. I don't care much for foreign objects invading my personal space. Well... usually."

Special mention for my personal #1: Fate is such a tricky ****, isn't she? (don't know why, that line always just sounds so perfect coming from him)

Modifié par Sresla, 03 avril 2010 - 09:15 .

[crawfs]

RobUnreal wrote...

Alistair: "At first she's like 'Ooo, pretty colors,' then 'Muahahaha! I'm Princess Stabbity. Stab, kill, kill."

Is that in Awakening if not where is it in origins

[Sresla]

You get that if you do not accept Leliana into your party while inside the Lothering Inn. You meet her again on the way out of town and that's when Alistair will say that line.

[AxeBlade81]

Sten, to Alastair (In Lothering:-) "Before cutting a man's head off, you should prefer I remark about the weather?"



:-D:-D

[carlosjuero]

Oghren - at a random point in Awakening after some battles with him he thanks you for saving him... the way he does it is priceless. Here is a tiny snippit:



"And I was like `meep` and you were like `Arrrrr`"

[Yendi]

Zevran & Shale when talking about him bing a "crow"



Shale: So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?

Zevran: If given sufficient cause, why not?