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[Cenwyn]

1). Shale says something at the Final Onslaught along the lines of "Don't get swallowed up and eaten by the dragon. Irony would dictate that it would fly over and poop on me. I don't think could take it."

May not be exact words but pretty close. That had me rolling, I love Shale's sarcastic, dry humor!



2). Wynne is giving Alistair hell about looking at my hindquarters and teasing him about where babies come from.

[LenoreAmell]

Mine are:



"Thunder humper!" which Oghren says when you take him out of your party.



Then there's this conversation between Alistair and my character:

Alistair: "Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."



Then I say something to the extent that he should in fact do that, and he replies : "Only if it's a pretty dress."

[Cenwyn]

Oh and almost forgot #3 has to be when Shale consistanly calls Wilhelm's wife Hag on her ranting and raving. For some reason that just sounds so perfect coming out her mouth.

Modifié par Cenwyn, 04 avril 2010 - 01:11 .

[NakedKana]

I liked Segrun when she see's that book in the library "What's an antivan milk sandwhich? Oh....I see..I'll just..put that back....."

[Wonderllama4]

I love anything Morrigan says. Here's something I remember from the Sacred Ashes quest:



*Brother Genitivi lies injured on the floor*



Me: Morrigan, can you do anything?



Morrigan: The leg is wounded, but that will heal in time. The foot..... may have to come off.

[GazzPandora]

lol i just found anouther one in awakening



When Oghren is chatting up Sigrun for one of the first times



"The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhhhhhh-ghren, hehe"



Never got that one the first time i played it.

[ElvenGoddess]

in my 2nd playthrough i found alistair saying he wished i'd kick morrigan's @ss. this was after he asked to stay in my tent and after asking him if he was going to tell the other party members. he mentions that he wouldn't have to and that morrigan would just be able to look at him and know. then he says he wishes i'd just kick her @ss. it was hilarious and unexpected. i wish i could find the exact dialog though. so if anyone happens to have it, that would be awesome.

[blueL]

"Tha cake is a lie" -Sten



Definitely.

[diggerthedwarf]

"MARMALADE!" - Bann Teagan

[GazzPandora]

And another one i just remembered!



One of the times you click on the cask in awakeing vigils keep



Ohgrens rant about schleets! lol excellent.



Ohgren "Oh warden its you, i was just keeping my nose to the dust watching out for schleets"



PC "schleets?"



Ohgren "yeah they hide on the ground looking like normal pants and then thats when they get you!"



PC "pants?"



Ohgren " Pants that eat your eyeballs!"

[DaneWolf]

Morrigan: If one more servant ask me if I wnat a change of clothes im going to set the house on fire!!!!

[8DKimone]

RobUnreal wrote...

Alistair: "At first she's like 'Ooo, pretty colors,' then 'Muahahaha! I'm Princess Stabbity. Stab, kill, kill."

That one is my favorite!  The first time I hear that I almost fell out of my chair.

[Nattfodd]

The entire plot acquire a meaning before Final battle with archdemon when you talk with your followers and one of this tells you:



"Let's show them our hearts and then show them theirs." - Oghren referring to the darkspawn.



very outstanding words!!

[Nerdage]

Sten, after finding Bevin in the cupboard in Kaitlyn's home:

"A small human, we should burn it out."

Too bad that it isn't an option, he comes out pretty quickly on his own after that.

[Costin_Razvan]

"The Orlesian Wardens await my presence, daggers and all."



"Be good to Anora, if I hear otherwise remember that Orlais is just across the border. I can always return."

[Meliorist13]

One More:

Morrigan to Alistair:  If I want to suck on anything of your's Alistair, you will be the first to know.

[Miri1984]

Anders on entering the blackmarsh:

"I'm scared. Hold me?"



Alistair on meeting many ghouls:

"Oh oh, brain eaters. Ominous."

[Elastic Otter]

Schleets.



It's all about the schleets.

[tsuntsunderedere]

"Why do they call it a 'brothel?' There's no broth. Or is there?"

Oh, Alistair.

[Meliorist13]

Shale:  golems are usually slaves to whomever holds their control rod.

Zevran:  Funny, that is usually the same for us.

[Thunderfudge]

I can't remember that exact quote but after finishing one of the main Orzammar quests Belhen or Harrowmont (can't remember which) asked me if I wanted a reward for my efforts.

One of the options was something along the lines of: "Yeah, I want my face on one of those (stones?)"

I really can't remember it too well but I remember laughing. If someone has the actual dialogue for that please post it.

[Loc'n'lol]

[Lady Catastrophe]

"Andraste's knicker-weasels!"