Today, 04/01/2010 - Planet DC1938 Explodes After Core Fusion
“DC1938, a small garden world circling the red supergiant SM2183 Rua,
exploded today in a rare phenomenon called core fusion. The planet's
uranium core collapsed in on itself, igniting a thermonuclear explosion
large enough to rupture the planet into several pieces. The shock wave
and loss of atmosphere has reportedly killed more than five billion
native inhabitants. There is one known survivor: an infant rocketed from
the planet in an FTL escape pod picked up by the human cruiser MSV
Kent. The inhabitants of the planet, previously unknown to the galaxy,
were a spacefaring race who used crystalline matrices for their
computing needs. The infant has been taken to medical facilities in the
local cluster, where he is breathing gases in a ratio similar to the
atmosphere of his home planet: 65% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, and 15%
krypton.”
Do you think he can beat the Reapers?
04/01 Cerberus Daily News - Planet DC1938 Explodes After Core Fusion
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Sigma Tauri
, avril 01 2010 04:34
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:44
THALE
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You got too be kidding me... one second, have too check...
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:47
applehug
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April Fools!
Modifié par applehug, 01 avril 2010 - 04:47 .
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:47
Mightyg
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Bioware sure loves superman references. Not as good as the Podcrab one, but still amusing. 
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:49
AlastorBosch
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April Fools from Bioware. Can't have the Man of Steel trumping Shepard, now can we?
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:51
Sigma Tauri
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03/25/2010 - Graduate Student Killed byAlastorBosch wrote...
Podcrab?
Pod Crabs on Virmire
“A 24-year old graduate student has been killed by pod crabs on the
planet Virmire, officials say. The student, Jeff Sizemore, was on
Virmire to do his master's thesis on tide pools and was on a beach when
the creatures struck. The large pod crabs feed on mollusk-like creatures
and are usually considered harmless by Virmire natives. There were no
warning signs of an attack. "The crabs are dumb as stumps and aren't
afraid of anything", says Virmire resident Rhane Elaxen. "You can drive a
tank through a pack of these things and they won't react". Members of
Sizemore's research team found his mauled body, which bore no marks of
pod crab mouths. "I don't understand", said fellow student Gayle
Schreiber. "It's like they killed him just because he was there".”
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:55
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Didn’t this kid crash land on whatever planet Dragon Age takes place on? http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Metal_Ore
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 04:58
Orkchop
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LOL Awesome April Fools joke Bioware! Bravo!
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:03
THALE
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Ahhh, Blash. I fell for it. Good one though
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:04
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Fell for it. Good one. That came early in the day.
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:36
Darth Drago
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Oh jeeze, I just got the DC1938 part of that… like “doh!”
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:36
Maggot Alchemist
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Superman Confirmed for squad member in Mass Effect 3? 
Modifié par Maggot Alchemist, 01 avril 2010 - 05:37 .
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:41
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Maggot Alchemist wrote...
Superman Confirmed for squad member in Mass Effect 3?
And a potential LI, right?
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:46
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Darth Drago wrote...
Didn’t this kid crash land on whatever planet Dragon Age takes place on? http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Metal_Ore
Maybe this is Superboy...or Super Girl....or one of the many other Kryptonians that they retconned in.
Last son of Krypton my butt.
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 05:48
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hahahahaha nice.monkeycamoran wrote...
Maggot Alchemist wrote...
Superman Confirmed for squad member in Mass Effect 3?
But where is the kryptonite or w/e makes him weak???........I gota have something of it just in case.
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 07:27
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durr i bet its superman durr
April 1st
lawl?
April 1st
lawl?
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 07:34
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Very nicely done. I was fooled right until the 'infant' and 'krypton' part 
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Posté 01 avril 2010 - 07:36
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Darth Drago wrote...
Oh jeeze, I just got the DC1938 part of that… like “doh!”
Me either, that's pretty clever. As soon as i read the "There is one known survivor: an infant rocketed from the planet..." part i knew it was about Superman.
What woulda been funnier was if instead of "SM2183" it was "SM2154", implying that Shepard is the sole-survivor of that forgotten race. Hows THAT for a plot twist?!
