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Emerald Melios

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Come on Morrigan, I'm sure Leliana will pick out a nice dress for you.....

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Morrigan disapproves -20



Alistair approves +10



Zevran approves +30

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Axekix

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair approves +10

Alistair doesn't like sex.

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Emerald Melios

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Leliana = Queer eye for the straight girl

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair approves +10

Alistair doesn't like sex.



Shows you've never played as a female. And then seen his unhardened pre-adore reaction at the pearl when you suggest the threesome/foursome with isabella/Leliana. Or hardened, when he actually accepts it.

Like hell he doesn't like sex, or especially, girl on girl stuff. Hell, if Alistair is in the party while leliana is oogling Morrigan's breasts, he gets a little excited.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair approves +10

Alistair doesn't like sex.



Shows you've never played as a female. And then seen his unhardened pre-adore reaction at the pearl when you suggest the threesome/foursome with isabella/Leliana. Or hardened, when he actually accepts it.

Like hell he doesn't like sex, or especially, girl on girl stuff. Hell, if Alistair is in the party while leliana is oogling Morrigan's breasts, he gets a little excited.



Haha! Well spoken, @Skadi_the_Evil_Elf. :D

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Fixed that for you, Skadi.

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Sabriana

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Expoding heads are teh sexy.

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Axekix

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair approves +10

Alistair doesn't like sex.



Shows you've never played as a female. And then seen his unhardened pre-adore reaction at the pearl when you suggest the threesome/foursome with isabella/Leliana. Or hardened, when he actually accepts it.

Like hell he doesn't like sex, or especially, girl on girl stuff. Hell, if Alistair is in the party while leliana is oogling Morrigan's breasts, he gets a little excited.

Haha really?  I don't think I've ever heard him butt into the Lel/Morrigan breast convo. 

I tried to romance him on my last female before I deleted her actually.   He gave her a rose and everything but for some reason he wouldn't go to her tent (which was messed up cause she was a fox!).

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Emerald Melios

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Like hell he doesn't like sex, or especially, girl on girl stuff. Hell, if Alistair is in the party while leliana is oogling Morrigan's breasts, he gets a little excited.


I've never noticed that. Also he seems to not have much to say when Leliana & femWarden goes below deck on Isabela....'s ship (unlike Oghren who faints).

Modifié par Emerald Melios, 01 avril 2010 - 11:30 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Sresla wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

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Fixed that for you, Skadi.




Thank you. You're a saint! :innocent:

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Emerald Melios wrote...

Come on Morrigan, I'm sure Leliana will pick out a nice dress for you.....


Leliana: She gives *everyone* ninja-love. Posted Image

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Emerald Melios wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Like hell he doesn't like sex, or especially, girl on girl stuff. Hell, if Alistair is in the party while leliana is oogling Morrigan's breasts, he gets a little excited.


I've never noticed that. Also he seems to not have much to say when Leliana & femWarden goes below deck on Isabela....'s ship (unlike Oghren who faints).



Huh? When I did it in my playthrough, he was like "wait...you mean...you and her...and I'm like...awake"? And then he decides that he is going to go jump in the ocean, hoping it's a very COLD ocean.

I had Alistair in my party for that convo between leliana and Morrigan, and he interrupted and said something like "oh,. hey, I don't mind, keep oogling" or something. The tone of his voice suggesting he was probably salivating.

Our dear ex-templar has quite the libido. He simply has been trained through the Chantry to supress it somewhat, and given his romanticism, he would rather be banging someone who he was emotionally intimate with.

It sure as hell doesn't stop him from DREAMING about all sorts of things, or his head nearly exploding when confronted with such overload. And when you harden him and get him to agree, his reactions are quite funny. There really is a naughty boy under all that plate.

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Axekix wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Alistair approves +10

Alistair doesn't like sex.

His lips say no, but his... other parts say yes.

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Alistair reacts the same as every other red-blooded heterosexual male. He's just better than others at...hiding it. It's a skill, really.

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 01 avril 2010 - 11:58 .


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Drake Sigar

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TheBlackBaron wrote...

Alistair reacts the same as every other red-blooded heterosexual male. He's just better than others at...hiding it. It's a skill, really.

It's the Templar armour, surprisingly roomy in the crotch area.

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Drake Sigar wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Alistair reacts the same as every other red-blooded heterosexual male. He's just better than others at...hiding it. It's a skill, really.

It's the Templar armour, surprisingly roomy in the crotch area.


That's probably the real reason for the skirt-kilt-type-things they were.

Anders gives a similar justification for all the mages wearing dresses.

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 02 avril 2010 - 12:12 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Huh? When I did it in my playthrough, he was like "wait...you mean...you and her...and I'm like...awake"? And then he decides that he is going to go jump in the ocean, hoping it's a very COLD ocean.

I had Alistair in my party for that convo between leliana and Morrigan, and he interrupted and said something like "oh,. hey, I don't mind, keep oogling" or something. The tone of his voice suggesting he was probably salivating.

Our dear ex-templar has quite the libido. He simply has been trained through the Chantry to supress it somewhat, and given his romanticism, he would rather be banging someone who he was emotionally intimate with.

It sure as hell doesn't stop him from DREAMING about all sorts of things, or his head nearly exploding when confronted with such overload. And when you harden him and get him to agree, his reactions are quite funny. There really is a naughty boy under all that plate.

Oh, there is! He's suprisingly open-minded for an innocent chantry-boy.

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I kind of liked the part where you do the threesome with him at the Pearl and afterwards Isabella will ask to borrow him from time to time and of course I have to respond with, "this will never happen again" and Alistair saying something about what a shame lol. It was a little amusing, only reason I did do it was to see what Alistair's reaction would be lol. I found out :)

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Thor Rand Al wrote...

I kind of liked the part where you do the threesome with him at the Pearl and afterwards Isabella will ask to borrow him from time to time and of course I have to respond with, "this will never happen again" and Alistair saying something about what a shame lol. It was a little amusing, only reason I did do it was to see what Alistair's reaction would be lol. I found out :)


"Really? Rats."

Oh, Alistair. He's handsome, and his beloved is a superstar hero badass. There will never be a shortage of lovely women willing to join them for an evening or long weekend. 

Modifié par SurelyForth, 02 avril 2010 - 01:13 .


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Thor Rand Al

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You know being a Grey Warden must enhance something with the sex or maybe it's the men that it has an effect on lol. I remember doing a romance with Morrigan and her saying something to my male warden about the stories that are told about Wardens. Never did get anymore info. Maybe it's longevity or something. For those of you that have romanced Zev as a female does he make any comments in that department?

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How do you get the 3-some? I tried with Liliana & Zev but nothing happened?

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Lasombra74 wrote...

How do you get the 3-some? I tried with Liliana & Zev but nothing happened?


Harden Leliana and sleep with her. Go to the Pearl with her and Zev in the party and you can persuade Isabela to sleep with you rather than play the card game. Leliana will jump in, and then you can invite Zev.

With Alistair, you also have to harden him and sleep with him once. If Zevran is with you, Isabela will invite him but he will politely decline.

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Why won't Zevran do a foursome with you, Isabela, and Alistair? Zevran's bisexual and Alistair isn't so shouldn't HE be the one who refuses to do it? Or is Zevran thinking about Alistair's comfort here? I can get why he won't make it a five-some 'because it's getting crowded' but he's fine if Leliana's involved instead of Alistair.

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Zevran knows it would be a new thing for Alistair.