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[Gilsa]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

...AND GILSA DELIVVERRRRRRRS

Although I do wonder just how she intends to get pregnant with some of those positions and without removing all of her clothing.

Oh, you have to picture this with a nude mod. Loghain has an erect boner and Morrigan can have shaved pubes however you'd like her to have it. I removed it for obvious reasons.

[soignee]

suuuuuuuure it is KoP. You keep on telling yourself that.

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

suuuuuuuure it is KoP. You keep on telling yourself that.

The only thing that could make it better would be if Morrigan had a Duncan-beard.

[Gilsa]

Watch me forget to remove this mod when I ask my boyfriend to do the ritual.

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

suuuuuuuure it is KoP. You keep on telling yourself that.

The only thing that could make it better would be if Morrigan had a Duncan-beard.

I think they both need it.

[soignee]

CANNOT UNSEE NOAW

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

CANNOT UNSEE NOAW

You just imagined Morrigan with Duncan's beard? Need I remind you that three actually exists a picture of Cammen with it on at least two threads on this site?

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

CANNOT UNSEE NOAW

You just imagined Morrigan with Duncan's beard? Need I remind you that three actually exists a picture of Cammen with it on at least two threads on this site?

That and one with Morrigan, and Loghain and Alastair in Morrigan's makeup.

*mental note, mod Howe to wear makeup next playthrough*

[Sarah1281]

That and one with Morrigan, and Loghain and Alastair in Morrigan's makeup.

This, I have not seen.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

That and one with Morrigan, and Loghain and Alastair in Morrigan's makeup.

This, I have not seen.

You need to dare the origin of your beloved, the Alastair thread.

[Gilsa]

Those get posted in the Alistair thread. I think Alistair takes way more abuse from his own fans than from the Zevran fans. It's like watching a poodle be dyed with pastel colors and decorated with random bows at times.

Edit: Both threads scare me. I still lurk in both occasionally, but they still scare me.

Modifié par Gilsa, 05 mai 2010 - 04:21 .

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

That and one with Morrigan, and Loghain and Alastair in Morrigan's makeup.

This, I have not seen.

You need to dare the origin of your beloved, the Alastair thread.

That thread moves way too fast, though, and half the time all they talk about are mods that have no meaning to a console user...

And people user end up mistaking me for an Alistair hater...especially if they read anything I write that has him in it that doesn't also feature a Cousland...Is it really my fault he takes my chronic Loghain-sparing so poorly? 

[soignee]

Zev thread is lulzy, but some of the conversations make me WHAT ARE THESE WORDS THERE ARE TOO MANY WORDS here have a Prince gif

[Gilsa]

LOL, Sarah, nobody understands the greatness of dwarven minds. I responded to an Alistair livejournal post about sparing Loghain at Landsmeet and basically got tomatoed for it. I like talking about Alistair, but do we also have to talk about Eamon, Howe, some more Eamon, Isolde, Teagan, and some more Eamon while we're at it? I get lost in the sea of Couslands and come back here in a fetal position.

[soignee]

Gilsa wrote...

LOL, Sarah, nobody understands the greatness of dwarven minds. I responded to an Alistair livejournal post about sparing Loghain at Landsmeet and basically got tomatoed for it. I like talking about Alistair, but do we also have to talk about Eamon, Howe, some more Eamon, Isolde, Teagan, and some more Eamon while we're at it? I get lost in the sea of Couslands and come back here in a fetal position.

yeahhhhh. >.>

And do not get me started on Anora hate. Fffffffffffffffffffff-

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

LOL, Sarah, nobody understands the greatness of dwarven minds. I responded to an Alistair livejournal post about sparing Loghain at Landsmeet and basically got tomatoed for it. I like talking about Alistair, but do we also have to talk about Eamon, Howe, some more Eamon, Isolde, Teagan, and some more Eamon while we're at it? I get lost in the sea of Couslands and come back here in a fetal position.

yeahhhhh. >.>

And do not get me started on Anora hate. Fffffffffffffffffffff-

Yeah, my Cousland might love him but she also really loves the thought of her family ruling all of Ferelden since her unhardened husband can't  be bothered and only killed Loghain because Alistair was forcing the issue and she really wanted to be Queen. Um, how romantic? 

And I  Anora. She reminds me of Orzammar...except, you know, in the fact she'd rather not see her father dead which is a refreshing change of pace. Honestly, people that tell her 'I know you're obsessed with the throne but I'm not going to give it to you. Please help me depose you?' and then get surprised when they don't...not to mention the people who admit that they don't like her because she's standing in the way of their Queen Cousland? 

Bhelen's standng in the way of my Queen DN and that sometimes gets him killed but I hardly hate him for it...then again, dwarves are the most awesome in-game species so perhaps the concept of 'it's just politics' hasn't reached the HN yet?

[Sarah1281]

I'm also told that I'm 'missing out' by not romancing him as a non-HN but since him on the throne is non-negotiable for me, it will just end badly. I don't see the appeal of the 'tragic dumping for duty' and if anyone tries to suggest she be a mistress they will probably die painfully on the spot.

[soignee]

one day I will do a Couscous playthrough, so I'm not so nasty to the actually decent Couscous fangirl/boys and noto let my seething hatred to the Princess types ruin the Origins for me.

One day I will also stop *writing* about the game and play it again. You know >.>

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

one day I will do a Couscous playthrough, so I'm not so nasty to the actually decent Couscous fangirl/boys and noto let my seething hatred to the Princess types ruin the Origins for me.
One day I will also stop *writing* about the game and play it again. You know >.>

Me too...one of these days I will get my HNM whose destined to end up with Anora since Morrigan is running off in the end anyway past Lothering...

The Cousland family itself is pretty awesome. A little strange that  Fergus appears to genuinely not want you dead despite the fact he's your olde brother and you are at risk for stealing the teynir from him, but who knows? He may have been in cahoots with someone (Howe? Loghain? The Archdemon?) to have you kiled and only shows up at the end once he realizes it's just not going to happen but since you're Queen now he can inherit the teynir in peace. At least that's what would be the case if he were a dwarf.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 05 mai 2010 - 04:54 .

[thegreateski]

Fergus isn't worried because he never wanted to rule in the first place.



Neither did my Dwarf noble but did Bhelen ask him that? Nnnnnnooooooooooooooo . . . .

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

Fergus isn't worried because he never wanted to rule in the first place.

Neither did my Dwarf noble but did Bhelen ask him that? Nnnnnnooooooooooooooo . . . .

Yeah, that's what Fergus wants you to think. He's just that good.

And outright asking your DN wouldn't help because Bhelen would assume he were lying if he said no much as I'm sure if Trian ever asked him if he wanted the throne he'd deny it and if you refuse to talk about Trian's supposed plot to murder you he pretends to be sad at the thought of Trian murdering you, get punished for it, and him ending up the heir. He's not exactly the 'trusting' type.

[thegreateski]

Bleh.



In happier news my DC Korto is currently hacking and slashing his way trough the Deep Roads with Ser Barksalot as his only companion.

[soignee]

thegreateski wrote...

Bleh.

In happier news my DC Korto is currently hacking and slashing his way trough the Deep Roads with Ser Barksalot as his only companion.

Yeouch! good luck with brood mother >.>

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Bleh.

In happier news my DC Korto is currently hacking and slashing his way trough the Deep Roads with Ser Barksalot as his only companion.

Yeouch! good luck with brood mother >.>

You can solo the broodmother as long as you keep out of her reach when she's not frozen so she doesn't squeeze you to death. I've had to do this quite a few times as Oghren passed out from alcohol and my other companions proved that they had nothing on dwarven fighting abilities and died.

[thegreateski]

I plan on making Ser Barksalot tank her since he can't be grabbed.

Modifié par thegreateski, 05 mai 2010 - 05:19 .