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GODDAMIT HERR I'M MEANT TO BE WRITING STOP BAITNG ME

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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

And I was wondering something: I know that the brands are applied sometime after birth but before the child is old enough to escape the life of a casteless (probably when they're named if Mardy's situation is any indication), but how exactly are they applied? What are they, even? Are they tattoos forcibly put on or is it a literal brand? Those poor babies...and in order for the brand to look that big when they grow up, it must take up half the kid's face when it's first applied.


I've no idea about this. Would technically exiled aeducans be branded as well?


I think it's done with the naming. The ones that go to the surface only have to wear a "brand" when in the city (merchant tells you this). Being a GW isn't being casteless and branding somebody before going off into the deep roads seems kind of unnecessary.

There's not much point branding an exile since they can't return. It's only casteless in Orzammar that need brands as apparently even though they are clearly the scum of the stone, it's not obvious enough to dwarves with castes so they need the extra help. Not to mention that if my DN got branded then Bhelen would automatically die each and every playthrough no matter how good he'd be for Orzammar... Posted Image

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soignee wrote...

GODDAMIT HERR I'M MEANT TO BE WRITING STOP BAITNG ME


This is dwarf porn we're talking about. That is SUPER SRZBSNZ!

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*ponders* why yes, yes it is.

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Uuuuh dwarf porn?

I'm game...

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WarChicken78 wrote...

Uuuuh dwarf porn?
I'm game...



Only if it comes with explicit fan art.:wizard:

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Hey, did we ever get Dulin's 'I don't trust you even though Lord Harrowmont does so I'm just not going to tell him you want to see him until you win the Proving' for the DN? It kind of annoyed me, but I could see where he was coming from and he wasn't necessarily wrong about me either.

If only Bhelen or Vartag could have bothered to be polite they would win so much more often...

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Bhelen IS polite when you meet him. Vartag however..

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Bhelen IS polite when you meet him. Vartag however..

We do have the VO notes posted for Bhelen and the DN and polite is the last thing he is. He's perfectly civil to everyone else but can't seem to help himself around her. Since Bhelen always becomes King in a non-DN game being polite certainly seems to help and you'd think he'd put more effort into making sure that the girl he screwed over and had fed to darkspawn would want him on the throne as opposed to the man who had given her the information she needed to survive the Deep Roads and not just feel free to insult, mock, dismiss, and threaten her.  

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Bhelen IS polite when you meet him. Vartag however..

We do have the VO notes posted for Bhelen and the DN and polite is the last thing he is. He's perfectly civil to everyone else but can't seem to help himself around her. Since Bhelen always becomes King in a non-DN game being polite certainly seems to help and you'd think he'd put more effort into making sure that the girl he screwed over and had fed to darkspawn would want him on the throne as opposed to the man who had given her the information she needed to survive the Deep Roads and not just feel free to insult, mock, dismiss, and threaten her.  


I personally think that this inpoliteness is because he doesn't trusts the DN, thus attempts to provoke him / her to reveal their true loyalty.
At least it's a possibility.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...

Bhelen IS polite when you meet him. Vartag however..

We do have the VO notes posted for Bhelen and the DN and polite is the last thing he is. He's perfectly civil to everyone else but can't seem to help himself around her. Since Bhelen always becomes King in a non-DN game being polite certainly seems to help and you'd think he'd put more effort into making sure that the girl he screwed over and had fed to darkspawn would want him on the throne as opposed to the man who had given her the information she needed to survive the Deep Roads and not just feel free to insult, mock, dismiss, and threaten her.  


I personally think that this inpoliteness is because he doesn't trusts the DN, thus attempts to provoke him / her to reveal their true loyalty.
At least it's a possibility.

I hope so because otherwise it's just uncharacteristic stupidity and he really should be able to look past petty childhood grudges (that I really wish we knew more about) to secure the throne.

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Ah, Gilsa. Slowly you will convert the Alistair lot and I've pretty much corrupted the Zevranites WITH AWESOME DWARF BOOTY and we will soon rule the world, my pretty. OH YES.

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soignee wrote...

Ah, Gilsa. Slowly you will convert the Alistair lot and I've pretty much corrupted the Zevranites WITH AWESOME DWARF BOOTY and we will soon rule the world, my pretty. OH YES.

I think the Alistair fans will be harder to sway as so many of them love being Queen Cousland and they'd have to mod it to get Queen Brosca or Queen Aeducan (well, at least as Ferelden QueenPosted Image).

Modifié par Sarah1281, 05 mai 2010 - 11:57 .


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soignee wrote...

Ah, Gilsa. Slowly you will convert the Alistair lot and I've pretty much corrupted the Zevranites WITH AWESOME DWARF BOOTY and we will soon rule the world, my pretty. OH YES.


I see it as more wholesome to admire dwarf booty than elf booty, but I digress.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

Ah, Gilsa. Slowly you will convert the Alistair lot and I've pretty much corrupted the Zevranites WITH AWESOME DWARF BOOTY and we will soon rule the world, my pretty. OH YES.

I think the Alistair fans will be harder to sway as so many of them love being Queen Cousland and they'd have to mod it to get Queen Brosca or Queen Aeducan (well, at least as Ferelden QueenPosted Image).


good point.

Queen Aeducan and King Alistair can have *interesting* political discussions about ....lyrium, right? Right. I'LL SHOW YOU MY TRADE ROUTE, HURR DURRR

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soignee, that's the plan! ;)

You know the writers love the dwarves. They put so much TLC in the dwarf origins and the dwarven empire is such a large part of the games (Deep Roads, Orzammar, Kal Hirol, etc). YOU KNOW they're going to add another dwarven thiag for us to uncover in the future.

And David Gaider swears we'll get a dwarf romance! Little does everyone know that the best is being saved for last!!

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You know the writers love the dwarves. They put so much TLC in the dwarf origins and the dwarven empire is such a large part of the games (Deep Roads, Orzammar, Kal Hirol, etc). YOU KNOW they're going to add another dwarven thiag for us to uncover in the future.

Plus they won't tell us why dwarves don't go into the Fade naturally so you KNOW that will come up.



Dalish elves on the other hand...you really have to wonder why they bothered with that origin. It took me four hours to get through when I played it because it was so freaking boring I kept leaving to do other things...

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yes, and I thought Tamlen was an idiot.

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Gilsa wrote...

And David Gaider swears we'll get a dwarf romance! Little does everyone know that the best is being saved for last!!


No, the Sten romance is the best thing. Dwarf romance comes at second place though.

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yes, and I thought Tamlen was an idiot.

I couldn't even bring myself to activate his romance so I'd have an excuse to ignore all the other romance options (except possibly Zevran since he's also elven)! I ended up having to fall back on 'I'm Dalish so I'm angry and humans killed the parents I never met twenty years ago or so so I'm also angry!' which just made me kind of hate my character. She got better once she went crazy and became incapalbe of keeping her origin straight, though.

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soignee wrote...

yes, and I thought Tamlen was an idiot.


And that is why I don't get the psuedoromance thing that people push for being so sad with him becoming a shriek.

I dislike him more than Teagan and Tegrin combined.

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I find that origin the most boring of all. I almost feel like its juts there so you can see the Dalish from a different perspective. It's just.. why is it so boring?

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

And David Gaider swears we'll get a dwarf romance! Little does everyone know that the best is being saved for last!!


No, the Sten romance is the best thing. Dwarf romance comes at second place though.

Oh, I know. I like Gorim's romance better than Leliana's and he's only in the game for maybe an hour max. Now imagine what it would be like if they had a full-time character that they put as much effort into as with the other romances...Posted Image

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soignee wrote...

Ah, Gilsa. Slowly you will convert the Alistair lot and I've pretty much corrupted the Zevranites WITH AWESOME DWARF BOOTY and we will soon rule the world, my pretty. OH YES.


huh? i was playing dwarves before this topic came into existance :3

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Radahldo wrote...

I find that origin the most boring of all. I almost feel like its juts there so you can see the Dalish from a different perspective. It's just.. why is it so boring?


Living in a forest *is* boring, that is why we have cities.