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[Gilsa]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Nice picture, though. Why couldn't we have seen a scene of her sober like Rica said happened in the end?!?!

No interesting lines.

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...

You know, between her and Endrin...the dwarf origins really got screwed as far as parents go, didn't they?

Nice picture, though. Why couldn't we have seen a scene of her sober like Rica said happened in the end?!?!

pfffft even sober the fellspawn isn't going to be anywhere near Missa if she can help it

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

You know, between her and Endrin...the dwarf origins really got screwed as far as parents go, didn't they?

Nice picture, though. Why couldn't we have seen a scene of her sober like Rica said happened in the end?!?!

pfffft even sober the fellspawn isn't going to be anywhere near Missa if she can help it

Meh, she's not that bad. I mean, has she ever tried to have you killed? 

[soignee]

I think years of childhood abuse and trauma is still bad <.<

[soignee]

QUICK GILSA WE NEED MORE RUM HERE IT'LL HELP THE MAMMY ISSUES

[Costin_Razvan]

That doesn't matter. I would kill her myself if she was my mother, if only to save Bhelen the shame of having a drunk mother in law.

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

I think years of childhood abuse and trauma is still bad

It is, though I think the courts woud probably frown more on attempted murder. Seriously, the Orlesian Wardens had better have had a fantastic childhood with rainbows and sunshine every day to make up for that.

Quick, somebody with an Orlesian Warden tell me that they had an idyllic childhood!

Modifié par Sarah1281, 09 mai 2010 - 01:42 .

[soignee]

mine did, Sarah! He loved his life. Grey wardens took it away from him. Silly Chevalier thought he could have a piece of his friend, and he met Hoirer's sword instead.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Quick, somebody with an Orlesian Warden tell me that they had an idyllic childhood!

His parents were killed by bandits and he was sodomized throughout his entire childhood by the big burly men that killed said parents until he managed to stab one of them and escape. He was taken into prison on charges of assault and was then recruited.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Quick, somebody with an Orlesian Warden tell me that they had an idyllic childhood!

His parents were killed by bandits and he was sodomized throughout his entire childhood by the big burly men that killed said parents until he managed to stab one of them and escape. He was taken into prison on charges of assault and was then recruited.

D:

Hoirer's childhood was full of bon bons and macarons and spices and OH GOD CAKE and lalalalla not listening to Herr anymoreeeeeee

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Quick, somebody with an Orlesian Warden tell me that they had an idyllic childhood!

His parents were killed by bandits and he was sodomized throughout his entire childhood by the big burly men that killed said parents until he managed to stab one of them and escape. He was taken into prison on charges of assault and was then recruited.

D:

Hoirer's childhood was full of bon bons and macarons and spices and OH GOD CAKE and lalalalla not listening to Herr anymoreeeeeee

Why do you keep doing this to me, Herr?!?!  Were his parents at least better than the DC/DN's were before they were killed by bandits?

And I think I prefer your version, soignee...

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Why do you keep doing this to me, Herr?!?!  Were his parents at least better than the DC/DN's were before they were killed by bandits?

And I think I prefer your version, soignee...

He was around 2 at the time of the incident, so he doesn't remember.

[Gilsa]

LOL. Mother's Day = discussions on how to off your own mother. This thread is hilarious. =p

[soignee]

oh god what Herr seriously you are a sick puppy >:|
I'm going to go look at Parisian cake shops before I go to bed and imagine Hoirer's family running one and it being all HAPPY TIMES and CAKE and DELICIOUS PASTRIES

[Sarah1281]

I'm good for another three hours, then it gets awkward.

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

oh god what Herr seriously you are a sick puppy >:|
I'm going to go look at Parisian cake shops before I go to bed and imagine Hoirer's family running one and it being all HAPPY TIMES and CAKE and DELICIOUS PASTRIES

Post the proof!

[Costin_Razvan]

I don't have an Orlesian, but I can make a backstory I think.

Born from simple surface merchants, he saw his father killed by a company of drunk chevaliers. In a rage he charged them as they prepared to rape his mother and the other women in the trade caravan. He saw red as he hacked his way through the chevaliers. No shield, no armor, but only a simple broad sword.

No one was left alive, not his mother, not the others and not the chevaliers. In his rage he had killed all of them, almost 200 men, women and children. Collapsing from his wounds he was found by wardens and brought to Jader. Where he could be hanged for his crimes or become a warden.

He was barely sixteen years old.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 09 mai 2010 - 01:57 .

[soignee]

seems as if we're going the CHEVALIERS ARE C*CKS route Costlin. But mine is minus the genocidal rage, uh.

And has more cakes. Hmm, cakes.

[Sarah1281]

Yeah, I'm not sure how that qualifies as 'idyllic childhood'...unless his life was amazing until then?

[Radahldo]

it's really hard to see the Chevaliers as anything but a traumatic event waiting to happen.

[thegreateski]

Radahldo wrote...

it's really hard to see the Chevaliers as anything but a traumatic event waiting to happen.

I can see a Chevalier joining our party in the next game.

That will end well.

Modifié par thegreateski, 09 mai 2010 - 02:33 .

[Gilsa]

New dwarf presets up at Nexus:
http://www.dragonage...ile.php?id=1192

Damn, this Brosca is hawt. I may use him as my male dwarf commoner. This is ... *wiggle eyebrows.* Has the same vibe as Kardol.

[soignee]

he looks like a thug! I approve



+12 soignee points

[thegreateski]

Gilsa you have a . . . strange . . . definition of "hawt".



Or maybe I do.



I blame Gandhi.

[Fizzeler]

Sarah1281 wrote...
Quick, somebody with an Orlesian Warden tell me that they had an idyllic childhood!

well Riordan saved him from being executed for grand theft from the Empress
He was hardened seeing his friends who were also conscripted die during the joining