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[soignee]

**** YOU HERR WHERE IS MY MAN CARD I DO COMBAT TRAINING TWICE A WEEK

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

**** YOU HERR WHERE IS MY MAN CARD I DO COMBAT TRAINING TWICE A WEEK

It is not as manly as doing pushups 5 AM.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

**** YOU HERR WHERE IS MY MAN CARD I DO COMBAT TRAINING TWICE A WEEK

It is not as manly as doing pushups 5 AM.

oh the gauntlet has been thrown down ****es don't know about my boxing AMIRITE

brb, punching **** out punching bag

woah asterisk heaven! I'm such a potty mouth

Modifié par soignee, 20 mai 2010 - 02:01 .

[Costin_Razvan]

You have a punching bag in your house? "Raises left eyebrow."

I prefer Judo, instead of senseless punching.

I could do 100 if I tried, but then I would probably pass out given how tired I am.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 20 mai 2010 - 02:03 .

[soignee]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

You have a punching bag in your house? "Raises left eyebrow."

I prefer Judo, instead of senseless punching.

it's like a cheap ass one from Argos, hardly the epitome of cost. I MEAN I PUNCHED THE WALL. LIKE A MAN. VERILY.

(I did my routine for a bit the sat down feeling all embarassed. MANN it's not the same without a 5'1" muscly lady telling me to push it harder, you know.)

[Cypher0020]

I can do about 5 pushups and then I'm soooo done....



yeah....I'm a lazy couch potato......

[Herr Uhl]

The only thing I punch is concrete walls, and the only thing I kick is lampposts. Well, that and the occasional tree.

That is manly. Even though it happens only when I'm drunk, or angry. Edit: Usually both.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 20 mai 2010 - 02:12 .

[Costin_Razvan]

I just focus my hatred on some people I would really want to hurt. Keeps me going for a long time.

 That is manly. Even though it happens only when I'm drunk, or angry.

That ends well I suppose, not only with a headache but with a broken arm/leg or both!

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 20 mai 2010 - 02:12 .

[Sarah1281]

I don't really have a lot of hatred. In fact if we're talking about actual hatred towards real people/things or even strong anger then I'm kind of lacking in that department, too. Then again, I'm an American college student from the suburbs with a functional family so what would I have to really complain about?

[soignee]

my hatred is uh hmm. **** YOU SHOES I CANNOT AFFORD. **** YOU EX BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS. **** YOU HELEN HUNT.

[Cypher0020]

You are? So am I... minus the functional family....

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

my hatred is uh hmm. **** YOU SHOES I CANNOT AFFORD. **** YOU EX BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS. **** YOU HELEN HUNT.

**** YOU WHALE AND **** YOU DOLPHIN!

[Costin_Razvan]

**** YOU EX BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS.

Now just wait a minute? You do it both ways?

That's....hot. 

For me it's my father, most of my family, some of my former friends.

Modifié par Costin_Razvan, 20 mai 2010 - 02:17 .

[Sarah1281]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

**** YOU EX BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS.

Now just wait a minute? You do it both ways?

That's....hot. 

For me it's my father, most of my family, some of my former friends.

Have you never been to the Zev thread on a Friday or something?

[Costin_Razvan]

Nope.

[soignee]

Soignee's Guide To Attractive:



1) Does it have a pulse?

2) Is it up for it?

3) Is it vaguely human?

4) Will you wake up regretting everything?



(note: 4 may or may not happen.)

[Sarah1281]

Soignee ends up posting most of the half-naked women on Fridays although she does post men, too.

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

Soignee's Guide To Attractive:

1) Does it have a pulse?
2) Is it up for it?
3) Is it vaguely human?
4) Will you wake up regretting everything?

(note: 4 may or may not happen.)

Sounds about the same as mine. Except I usually add "lacks chromosome Y" to my criteria.

[Costin_Razvan]

And you say you are not like your DC? Laughable.

[soignee]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

And you say you are not like your DC? Laughable.

*tilts head*

[Herr Uhl]

Costin_Razvan wrote...

And you say you are not like your DC? Laughable.

As I said before. She is a sleazy drunk. Missa is just sleazy.

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Soignee ends up posting most of the half-naked women on Fridays although she does post men, too.

I lean more to women actually, and yet I mostly write about straight stuff. Sexuality is a suprising thing.

[BigBad]

Hate should be reserved for those people and things that truly deserve it, for that which is so maddening and inhumane that no right-thinking person could bear to remain in its presence. Such as people in line at the supermarket, folks who leave their cellphones on at the cinema, political pundits on the telly, Supernatural fangirls with LJ accounts and FLists larger than the population of my hometown, and Youtube commentators.

[Radahldo]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

my hatred is uh hmm. **** YOU SHOES I CANNOT AFFORD. **** YOU EX BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS. **** YOU HELEN HUNT.

**** YOU WHALE AND **** YOU DOLPHIN!

[soignee]

BigBad wrote...

Hate should be reserved for those people and things that truly deserve it, for that which is so maddening and inhumane that no right-thinking person could bear to remain in its presence. Such as people in line at the supermarket, folks who leave their cellphones on at the cinema, political pundits on the telly, Supernatural fangirls with LJ accounts and FLists larger than the population of my hometown, and Youtube commentators.

*wipes tear*
that was beautiful, man. Beautiful.