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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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thegreateski wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

That's not all of Europe, however. Some countries are a great deal like the US.


No, Sweden is more like Canada, but more socially awkward.

And Canada's not all that different from the US either, they just don't have an obsessive fear of the s-word.

. . . . Sweden?



:o

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Herr Uhl

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soignee wrote...

True story internets: I have exactly three "wait, this isn't shirt" drunk stories to my name.


I only have one where I was missing my shirt. The bus-driver gave me disapproving looks despite my awesomely toned upper body.

Edit: But I have five years to make up for it.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

True story internets: I have exactly three "wait, this isn't shirt" drunk stories to my name.


I only have one where I was missing my shirt. The bus-driver gave me disapproving looks despite my awesomely toned upper body.



he wanted you for himself, but couldn't because there were people present.

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Hmm . . . I have no "missing shirt" stories.



I do have a lot of "these aren't my pants" ones though.



Oddly enough none of them involve sex.

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Oddly enough none of them involve sex.




Then you seriously fail...

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thegreateski

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Oddly enough none of them involve sex.


Then you seriously fail...

Don't see how. That just means I've never lost my pants.

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Herr Uhl

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thegreateski wrote...

I do have a lot of "these aren't my pants" ones though.

Oddly enough none of them involve sex.


Then what?

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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

True story internets: I have exactly three "wait, this isn't shirt" drunk stories to my name.


I only have one where I was missing my shirt. The bus-driver gave me disapproving looks despite my awesomely toned upper body.

Edit: But I have five years to make up for it.


I got trashed in G-A-Y and went home with a drag queen. During that night I ****ed my Alaia shoes, srsly so sad about that the most about that night. I ended up waking up in a leopard print dress not my own and walked home in my broken shoes.

That drag queen ended up being a really good buddy and I still go out with him occasionally.

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thegreateski

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Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

I do have a lot of "these aren't my pants" ones though.

Oddly enough none of them involve sex.


Then what?

. . . . then what what?

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thegreateski wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

I do have a lot of "these aren't my pants" ones though.

Oddly enough none of them involve sex.


Then what?

. . . . then what what?


Why do you wind up wearing other peoples pants?

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Maybe the dog took them.  

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thegreateski

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Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

I do have a lot of "these aren't my pants" ones though.

Oddly enough none of them involve sex.


Then what?

. . . . then what what?


Why do you wind up wearing other peoples pants?

That's a very lengthy topic that I don't much feel like explaining . . . so I'll give you the short version.

I used do a lot of acting. I and the other actors often had to change clothes backstage. we would usually mix up whose stuff belonged to who.

That is the cause of most of the incidents anyway.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Maybe the dog took them.  

This is also true. I have a lot of dogs and they like to play tug-of-war with my clothes occasionally.

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thegreateski wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Maybe the dog took them.  

This is also true. I have a lot of dogs and they like to play tug-of-war with my clothes occasionally.


mine just sleeps on them. OH IS THAT A CLEAN SWEATER? OKAY I'LL LIE ON IT LOL

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Ah yes. The second most awesome thing in Ferelden besides Dwarfs.



Dogs.



YOU JUST VACUUMED? OK I'LL SHED EVERYWHERE.

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Herr Uhl

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All my dogs are dead.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

All my dogs are dead.


aaaw :(

I'm sorry!

Dwarf thread: we're dog people. Alistair thread seems to be full of cat people.

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My cat is dead too.

Edit: I'm very positive here.

Edit 2: Though it was really my dad's cat, so I only saw it sporadically.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 23 mai 2010 - 12:42 .


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Sarah1281

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What about the Zev thread? What kind of people go there?

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Wait, stupid question. Crow people.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

What about the Zev thread? What kind of people go there?


Zev thread is the anything goes thread.

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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

All my dogs are dead.


aaaw :(

I'm sorry!

Dwarf thread: we're dog people. Alistair thread seems to be full of cat people.

Does that mean we can chase them up trees?

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Herr Uhl

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Does that mean we can chase them up trees?


And we eat them if we catch them.

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Hey! I am a cat person!

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soignee

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thegreateski wrote...

soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

All my dogs are dead.


aaaw :(

I'm sorry!

Dwarf thread: we're dog people. Alistair thread seems to be full of cat people.

Does that mean we can chase them up trees?


hahah!

*happy bark*