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Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...


Lady Hawke
: My love, thank you for leaving the pickled herring in your beard. So thoughtful that you would know I would need nourishment after our tumble?
Oghren: Let ol' Oghren rest and I can have another go, woman.
Lady Hawke: Our love, it knows no boundaries.

*elven lady sings in the background accompanying a plinky plonky harp*


Let's not forget Sandal hanging from a rope with detachable wings and a bow.


Enchantment? Enchantment!

*throws lyrium dust like glitter*


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Herr Uhl

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*cue orgy*

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Herr Uhl wrote...

*cue orgy*



Nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuu not sandal D:

*doffs hat* You sir, are the squick master. Well done.

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*adds lord of the squick to official titles*



Carry on.

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You guys are scaring me.



A lot.

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Costin_Razvan wrote...


And about being ruthless....you are one to speak Raonar?


What is THAT supposed to mean? :whistle:

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Raonar wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...


And about being ruthless....you are one to speak Raonar?


What is THAT supposed to mean? :whistle:

Right, new plan: we're faking the village of Haven's death. Posted Image

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Raonar wrote...

Costin_Razvan wrote...


And about being ruthless....you are one to speak Raonar?


What is THAT supposed to mean? :whistle:

Right, new plan: we're faking the village of Haven's death. Posted Image


HEY! I stabbed him for his own good! Really! :innocent:

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I am more Pragmatic then Ruthless...



Yes I can make Ruthless decisions, but I don't consider myself a ruthless man.

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Meh, I wasn't referring to you in particular, Costin :P

And I guess I really am not one to speak, since I ended up slaughtering Haven like pretty much everyne else. I blame game mechanics! (points eerie alien finger) :alien:

I did keep the ashes though, since I thought I might actualy be able to use their magic to, eventually, come up with some better Joining Ritual and a way to elliminate the Calling.

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My first game I could have sworn they attacked me for going into the house with the bloody altar since they were hostile when I exited and couldn't have KNOWN that I clicked on it and had a discussion with my party members. My second game, I entered the house to loot it but didn't bother clicking on the altar and despite the fact that my character would have to be blind not to have noticed it and the villagers couldn't have known that she apparently WAS, no one attacked.

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Ok, just remembered something that bugs me about the game. Why does Anora know about the Joining? Did the Grey Wardens actually tell Cailan everything? Seriously? She practically tells all the nobles in Ferelden about the Grey Wardens' biggest secret, or one of them.
WTF?

EDIT
And yes, Sarah, I did read your "Myth of the First Warden" fic.

Modifié par Raonar, 11 juillet 2010 - 08:50 .


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I think Cailan found out from Maric who spent quite a bit of time with the Wardens and had to be sold on the idea of letting them back into Ferelden. They may have deemed it an acceptable risk in order to overturn a very dangerous precedent of rulers just kicking the order out.

Edit: And 'The Joining is often fatal', while it may not exactly be common knowledge as Jory and Daveth had never heard of it, isn't as bad as if she'd gone into details if she even knew the details. Loghain, for one, didn't seem to have known what the Joining was beforehand.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 11 juillet 2010 - 08:58 .


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Raonar wrote...

Ok, just remembered something that bugs me about the game. Why does Anora know about the Joining? Did the Grey Wardens actually tell Cailan everything? Seriously? She practically tells all the nobles in Ferelden about the Grey Wardens' biggest secret, or one of them.
WTF?


No, she knows that the joining is dangerous, not what it entails. I think that most know that the joining is dangerous.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Raonar wrote...

Ok, just remembered something that bugs me about the game. Why does Anora know about the Joining? Did the Grey Wardens actually tell Cailan everything? Seriously? She practically tells all the nobles in Ferelden about the Grey Wardens' biggest secret, or one of them.
WTF?


No, she knows that the joining is dangerous, not what it entails. I think that most know that the joining is dangerous.


Anora seems to know several things that you'd think she wouldn't know. :bandit:

Besides, doesn't Varel know the same secrets?

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“Aaw, Pounce!” Anders muttered. Getting onto his hands and knees he knelt down to forage for his misplaced cat, worried suddenly. Velanna made a sound of disgust, finally having enough of spectacle she was enduring.

“This is foolish nonsense. All of it,” she replied, rising quickly from her chair.

“Not so fast, mademoiselle, ” Poirer said, voice suddenly steely. “While your alibi matches up and you were nowhere near the scene of the crime that night, both your hatred of the Sister and her pet are known here at the Keep.”

“I did nothing,” she said with a toss of her blonde hair. Pouting slightly, she adjusted the fold of her robe. “And the sister can choke on her pet for all I care.”

“It’s Schmooples!” Leliana said, impassioned suddenly. “Not just any pet.”

“Your hatred for humans is well known. I wonder if, perhaps, it would extend into aiding and abetting a murder of an innocent animal, just to make a point?”

“Oh don’t be silly durgeshen,” Velanna scowled. “Why would I waste so much effort on that?“

“Then that leaves only one person who would,” Poirer stated solemnly. “I wonder, what drives a person to murder a nug?”

“I can think of, uh, several,” Sigrun replied politely. “Most involve some kind of seasoning.”

“Who, Poirer?” The Seneschal asked, gaze curious, wondering where this was going. “We’re all here, who murdered Schmooples?”



SARAH THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY AM I DOING THIS

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MKDAWUSS wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Raonar wrote...

Ok, just remembered something that bugs me about the game. Why does Anora know about the Joining? Did the Grey Wardens actually tell Cailan everything? Seriously? She practically tells all the nobles in Ferelden about the Grey Wardens' biggest secret, or one of them.
WTF?


No, she knows that the joining is dangerous, not what it entails. I think that most know that the joining is dangerous.


Anora seems to know several things that you'd think she wouldn't know. :bandit:

Besides, doesn't Varel know the same secrets?


Varel is told by the Wardens that nest there prior to your arrival due to being seneshal (or however it is spelled).

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 11 juillet 2010 - 09:14 .


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soignee wrote...

“Aaw, Pounce!” Anders muttered. Getting onto his hands and knees he knelt down to forage for his misplaced cat, worried suddenly. Velanna made a sound of disgust, finally having enough of spectacle she was enduring.

“This is foolish nonsense. All of it,” she replied, rising quickly from her chair.

“Not so fast, mademoiselle, ” Poirer said, voice suddenly steely. “While your alibi matches up and you were nowhere near the scene of the crime that night, both your hatred of the Sister and her pet are known here at the Keep.”

“I did nothing,” she said with a toss of her blonde hair. Pouting slightly, she adjusted the fold of her robe. “And the sister can choke on her pet for all I care.”

“It’s Schmooples!” Leliana said, impassioned suddenly. “Not just any pet.”

“Your hatred for humans is well known. I wonder if, perhaps, it would extend into aiding and abetting a murder of an innocent animal, just to make a point?”

“Oh don’t be silly durgeshen,” Velanna scowled. “Why would I waste so much effort on that?“

“Then that leaves only one person who would,” Poirer stated solemnly. “I wonder, what drives a person to murder a nug?”

“I can think of, uh, several,” Sigrun replied politely. “Most involve some kind of seasoning.”

“Who, Poirer?” The Seneschal asked, gaze curious, wondering where this was going. “We’re all here, who murdered Schmooples?”



SARAH THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY AM I DOING THIS

I gladly take responsibility! Posted Image

I love Sigrun's line in particular.

WHO DID IT?!?!

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soignee wrote...

“Aaw, Pounce!” Anders muttered. Getting onto his hands and knees he knelt down to forage for his misplaced cat, worried suddenly. Velanna made a sound of disgust, finally having enough of spectacle she was enduring.

“This is foolish nonsense. All of it,” she replied, rising quickly from her chair.

“Not so fast, mademoiselle, ” Poirer said, voice suddenly steely. “While your alibi matches up and you were nowhere near the scene of the crime that night, both your hatred of the Sister and her pet are known here at the Keep.”

“I did nothing,” she said with a toss of her blonde hair. Pouting slightly, she adjusted the fold of her robe. “And the sister can choke on her pet for all I care.”

“It’s Schmooples!” Leliana said, impassioned suddenly. “Not just any pet.”

“Your hatred for humans is well known. I wonder if, perhaps, it would extend into aiding and abetting a murder of an innocent animal, just to make a point?”

“Oh don’t be silly durgeshen,” Velanna scowled. “Why would I waste so much effort on that?“

“Then that leaves only one person who would,” Poirer stated solemnly. “I wonder, what drives a person to murder a nug?”

“I can think of, uh, several,” Sigrun replied politely. “Most involve some kind of seasoning.”

“Who, Poirer?” The Seneschal asked, gaze curious, wondering where this was going. “We’re all here, who murdered Schmooples?”



SARAH THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY AM I DOING THIS


<3

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Ok since MW2 is taking a while to Install, since I got it from my friend I will try to answer the question as to why Anora knows about the Joining ritual.



Eamon tells you that Anora knows a good deal since she was tutored, and also inherited her fathers brains. It would be pretty suprising if no mention of the JR made it into a book somewhere. A

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Why would it be surprising if it were never in a book? The GW don't want anyone to know and they themselves wouldn't reveal it for fear that their 'brothers' would kill them to prevent them from leaking any more information.

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Ok since MW2 is taking a while to Install, since I got it from my friend I will try to answer the question as to why Anora knows about the Joining ritual.

Eamon tells you that Anora knows a good deal since she was tutored, and also inherited her fathers brains. It would be pretty suprising if no mention of the JR made it into a book somewhere. A


That a lot of wardens don't survive the joining would be too much to keep from the public eye, at least.

If she knows about the corruption and all that jazz, I'd say no.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Why would it be surprising if it were never in a book? The GW don't want anyone to know and they themselves wouldn't reveal it for fear that their 'brothers' would kill them to prevent them from leaking any more information.


Because Sarah the wardens are thousands of years old, rumors and legends can get out in that time quite easily. 

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Schmooples and seasoning? Now I'm hungryfor bacon.



Anyway . . . HALP! I can't stop acting like a jerkass in ME1!

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soignee wrote...

“Aaw, Pounce!” Anders muttered. Getting onto his hands and knees he knelt down to forage for his misplaced cat, worried suddenly. Velanna made a sound of disgust, finally having enough of spectacle she was enduring.

“This is foolish nonsense. All of it,” she replied, rising quickly from her chair.

“Not so fast, mademoiselle, ” Poirer said, voice suddenly steely. “While your alibi matches up and you were nowhere near the scene of the crime that night, both your hatred of the Sister and her pet are known here at the Keep.”

“I did nothing,” she said with a toss of her blonde hair. Pouting slightly, she adjusted the fold of her robe. “And the sister can choke on her pet for all I care.”

“It’s Schmooples!” Leliana said, impassioned suddenly. “Not just any pet.”

“Your hatred for humans is well known. I wonder if, perhaps, it would extend into aiding and abetting a murder of an innocent animal, just to make a point?”

“Oh don’t be silly durgeshen,” Velanna scowled. “Why would I waste so much effort on that?“

“Then that leaves only one person who would,” Poirer stated solemnly. “I wonder, what drives a person to murder a nug?”

“I can think of, uh, several,” Sigrun replied politely. “Most involve some kind of seasoning.”

“Who, Poirer?” The Seneschal asked, gaze curious, wondering where this was going. “We’re all here, who murdered Schmooples?”



SARAH THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY AM I DOING THIS


WTH?!

YOU MURDERED SCHMOOPLES?! :crying:

How could you? Leliana will be broken..