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soignee wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Ugh, just lost an hour of playthrough because the Mako decided it was a turtle.


again, my Warcraft brainwashed mind parsed that as something WoW-centric. GUIS THE ALLIANCE ARE TURTLING IN THEIR BASE STOP FIGHTING MID FIELD


I can be pretty dense at times so can I have a clue on what this means?

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I think it means that they go into a formation with tanks around their base and casters in the middle.

#10653
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Ah, that would make sense. Never heard of 'turtling' before.

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Me neither. I'm just guessing.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

I think it means that they go into a formation with tanks around their base and casters in the middle.


Nope! It means the Alliance dogs are all in the base protecting their flag and refusing to get the Horde one. Usually you'll get some idiot who insists on throwing themselves at the turtle again and again, thinking they can take on the entire team.

FFFFFF u guis I'm farming honour in the middle!
*kills that stupid gnome mage again*

#10656
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It may be a MMO term; I only played such a game once and that was awhile ago.

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Caak7i wrote...

It may be a MMO term; I only played such a game once and that was awhile ago.


*shows WoW needlemarks of former addict*

Yeahhhhh probably a good call.

#10658
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To other things, there will almost certainly be a quest to an abandoned dwarven city in the deep roads where some artifact was left.



*ponders what it could be*

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If so, I hope there will be traps and such where you can get your entire party killed instantly. Like in the Indiana Jones Trilogy.

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Indiana Jones was killed multiple times by the traps in the tombs he robbed? Incredible. He must have the power of "reload".

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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I think it means that they go into a formation with tanks around their base and casters in the middle.


Nope! It means the Alliance dogs are all in the base protecting their flag and refusing to get the Horde one. Usually you'll get some idiot who insists on throwing themselves at the turtle again and again, thinking they can take on the entire team.

FFFFFF u guis I'm farming honour in the middle!
*kills that stupid gnome mage again*

*Fondly remembers his Gnome stabbing days*

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thegreateski wrote...

Indiana Jones was killed multiple times by the traps in the tombs he robbed? Incredible. He must have the power of "reload".


Nah, he meant the [Germans with sympathies to Hitler] and Indian people.

The covenant was a splendid trap.

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Who would suspect that the ornate box would have the power to make your face melt?



Not me.

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I said where it "can" kill you, you know like a giant boulder ready to crush you. Like to see anyone try to "dodge" that in a narrow passage way.

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soignee wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

I think it means that they go into a formation with tanks around their base and casters in the middle.


Nope! It means the Alliance dogs are all in the base protecting their flag and refusing to get the Horde one.


Just totally at pseudo-random, the testudo (or tortise) formation is also a real Roman military formation.  Gloriously (!), it actually allows the unit to move forward while under missile fire (as opposed to the hunker-down meaning it apparently has in the MMO world). 

The more you know... :wizard:

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I wonder how times one guy tripped and caused the formation to fall apart.

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Caak7i wrote...

I wonder how times one guy tripped and caused the formation to fall apart.


One time.

You get to mess up once.

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Of course, if you somehow managed to survive the battle when the rest of your unit was annihilated, your superiors would execute you. I mean how many times total (through trial and error) because that formation was not mastered within a day.

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well it's 2am and I got nothing better to do then fill in a prompt at a certain place about certain things on the internet.

So. Um.

Give me a name of a dwarven Queen, dwarf thread. It is very important.

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Herr Uhl

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Does it need to be a canon Queen? Otherwise I say Gerdun.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Does it need to be a canon Queen? Otherwise I say Gerdun.


you win! Oh god this is deteriating into lulz, I don't think the prompter wanted this...

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If Gerdun is Gudrun is Kriemhild, I second this. Nothing says 'dwarf' like scheming to have Huns assassinate your entire family in vengeance for your family murdering your husband.

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thegreateski wrote...

Indiana Jones was killed multiple times by the traps in the tombs he robbed? Incredible. He must have the power of "reload".

Nah, he's just played by Harrison Ford.

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HELLO DWARF THREAD WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ ABOUT PIERCINGS?

Carefully she leant on one elbow and pushed the hair out of her eyes, meeting his gaze then. “Yeah. It’s when your family jewels are jewelled, if you see what I mean. I’ve never seen it, but I‘ll admit I‘m curious. It’s called the Prince as the consort for Queen Gurdin at the time had it done. They were at it like brontos in rutting season constantly… well, allegedly, anyhow. He got it done to please her.”

“A man can do many things to please a woman. I wonder how far that man would go to piercing his, ah, jewels to further that pleasure, hmm?”

 She smirked at that. “Ha, I wonder if that‘s recorded in the Shaperate: ‘Prince got **** pierced for Queen. There was a celebration after. Also, Lord Helmi won the Provings that week.’”

He knew enough about the culture of her people to understand her. “Maybe they hired a crier on the street also. ‘News of the hour! Prince has a metal stud in his *****. Queen overjoyed with happiness.”


...Yeah I'm just going to let the modesty filter sort this one out >.>

WRY I WRITE THIS WRY

Modifié par soignee, 16 juillet 2010 - 01:53 .


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*senses dwarf/non-dwarf relations, suspects Alistair might be involved, runs and hides*