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[Giggles_Manically]

I dont know what happened but my first time in ME1, I turned Liara down, tried to get with Ash, and then they confronted me about it. Left me feeling confused since I turned her down three times. Dame seriously dosent understand a NO. Should have brought in Sten he works for cookies.

[lovgreno]

You should have brought dwarves, they work for the opportunity to cick ass. Ohgren and Sigryn would own those silly reapers.

[Giggles_Manically]

Or we could open Oghern's armour and let the reaper's get a wiff of the prize of Orzamar.

[thegreateski]

There are laws against cruel and unusual deaths you know.

[Giggles_Manically]

But not against funny, epic, dwarven ones.

[RavenousBear]

You have a sick mind Giggles.

[Giggles_Manically]

What? Thats how Vigils Keep was saved.



The Warden catapulted a naked Oghern into the Darkspawn ranks.



Sheer terror, mixed with bio warfare, and some drunken breath blasts won the day.



Vigils Keep is now Oggies Inn.

[RavenousBear]

That is one way to win a battle, though I would not trust Oghren while he is drunk.



And Oggies? That reminds me of a store chain nearby with a similar name that sells cheaper items.

[thegreateski]

Oggies store of toys! Everything is guaranteed to be 100% alcoholic!



I mean non-alcoholic!

[RavenousBear]

*Grabs a shopping cart*

[lovgreno]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Or we could open Oghern's armour and let the reaper's get a wiff of the prize of Orzamar.

Ohgren looking at a reaper: Pfeh. Another tentacle monster, I have beaten those before. Hey you ugly tentacle beastie! Here, have a look ar a real tentacle monster. *Drops pants and attacks*

[thegreateski]

lovgreno wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Or we could open Oghern's armour and let the reaper's get a wiff of the prize of Orzamar.

Ohgren looking at a reaper: Pfeh. Another tentacle monster, I have beaten those before. Hey you ugly tentacle beastie! Here, have a look ar a real tentacle monster. *Drops pants and attacks*

[Giggles_Manically]

Harbinger: I DONT WANT TO FEEL THAT!!! -commits suicide

[soignee]

ah, Oghren. An always giving mine of lulz.



*inserts Oghren in thong pic here*

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

ah, Oghren. An always giving mine of lulz.

*inserts Oghren in thong pic here*

There we go.

[soignee]

see you lay down the gauntlet now Herr. I got to post MOAR OGHREN. It's like a thing we do.

[Herr Uhl]

It is a beautiful thing. Like a sunset into the deep blue ocean shared with your loved one and gratuitous amounts of booze.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

It is a beautiful thing. Like a sunset into the deep blue ocean shared with your loved one and gratuitous amounts of booze.

*sniff*



so true. SO TRUE.

[Herr Uhl]

 Indeed. It needs to be preserved.


Linkie

[Giggles_Manically]

Did Oghern just lose to the roast nug or did it actually pin him? After taking his pants of course.

[soignee]

LOOK AT THAT CHEST HAIR IT IS A SMALL FURRY ANIMAL

[Herr Uhl]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Did Oghern just lose to the roast nug or did it actually pin him? After taking his pants of course.

Nugs have powers beyond our mortal imagination.


Linkie

[Giggles_Manically]

OGhern is so awsome maxed out with Legion of the dead set, and Ageless he just mulched all the DS coming through the gates for me.

[soignee]

I caved and posted mine!

[Herr Uhl]

 

That would be it, no?