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[KnightofPhoenix]

thegreateski wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

I don't know, their lack of a beard has to mean something, right? 

The female dwarf beard is located elsewhere and in abundance.

Well.

This thread is certainly going places now.

That's the thing, we can't really go there unless we remove that beard.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 15 avril 2010 - 12:56 .

[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

I don't know, their lack of a beard has to mean something, right? 

The female dwarf beard is located elsewhere and in abundance.

Well.

This thread is certainly going places now.

That's the thing, we can't really go there unless we remove that beard.

I have a machete, let's venture into the underbrush!

Edit: And I must be honest here, I don't expect everyone to come out alive.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 15 avril 2010 - 01:02 .

[Sarah1281]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

I don't know, their lack of a beard has to mean something, right? 

The female dwarf beard is located elsewhere and in abundance.

Well.

This thread is certainly going places now.

That's the thing, we can't really go there unless we remove that beard.

This thread can certainly try to go places?

[thegreateski]

You would dare to try and shave a Dwarf's beard?



Are you mad?

[KnightofPhoenix]

Sarah1281 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

I don't know, their lack of a beard has to mean something, right? 

The female dwarf beard is located elsewhere and in abundance.

Well.

This thread is certainly going places now.

That's the thing, we can't really go there unless we remove that beard.

This thread can certainly try to go places?

Herr has a machete.
Just let me put my safety goggles and let's do it.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 15 avril 2010 - 01:06 .

[thegreateski]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

I don't know, their lack of a beard has to mean something, right? 

The female dwarf beard is located elsewhere and in abundance.

Well.

This thread is certainly going places now.

That's the thing, we can't really go there unless we remove that beard.

This thread can certainly try to go places?

Herr has a machete.
Just let me put my safety goggles and let's do it.

Safety goggles? How dangerous is this thing anyway?

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

Safety goggles? How dangerous is this thing anyway?

There are some things we're just not meant to know...

[thegreateski]

What?



You're saying it could kill us?

[Herr Uhl]

thegreateski wrote...

What?

You're saying it could kill us?

You have a 50% chance of survival.

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

What?

You're saying it could kill us?

Remember how you were...horrified by learning what a slash fic was earlier? This is another one of those things you'll probably be happier not knowing.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 15 avril 2010 - 05:25 .

[thegreateski]

Horrified does not even begin to describe it but I'll take your word for it.

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

Horrified does not even begin to describe it but I'll take your word for it.

Did you ever find an appropriately non-slashy picture to describe your horror?

[soignee]

wait what is this i don't even

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

wait what is this i don't even

Well that's what you get for leaving us alone for hours.

Quick, say something about dusters!

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...


] Well that's what you get for leaving us alone for hours.

Quick, say something about dusters!

I''ve been mostly listening to songs and putting a Dust Town playlist up to INSPIRE ME TO WRITE. Fairport Convention's (shut up I grew up listening to folk in my house) Jewel In The Crown oddly fits, and so does Lil'Kim and M.I.A. How's that for a scizophrenic playlist?

[Sarah1281]

Oh, that sounds like a good idea. I wonder what I could use for the DN...Maybe 'False Pretense' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 'It's On' by Superchick, and 'Alice' by Avril Lavigne?

[soignee]

aahaha, Pop Music: The Dwarf Years.

[thegreateski]

Sarah1281 wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Horrified does not even begin to describe it but I'll take your word for it.

Did you ever find an appropriately non-slashy picture to describe your horror?

No. I have had to abandon using pictures and switch to video instead.

[soignee]

...



Thanks for that Eski. Just for that I'm putting Loghain/Alistair slash images in your head. Do you want me to link actual images of that, or....?

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...



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Thanks for that Eski. Just for that I'm putting Loghain/Alistair slash images in your head. Do you want me to link actual images of that, or....?

I don't know about him but that is definitely something that I need to see. I mean one-sided Maric/Loghain is practically canon anyway. I'm not sure that's on-topic, though. I mean, unless you look at the obvious one-sided Endrin/Harrowmont and then Bhelen is the Alistair in that situation...

[soignee]

Sarah, just for you I am off to find them. Blame Charsen for this by the way... Aha! found it.

Also Charsen put a lot here on a WE LOVE U ALISTAIR thread for the lulz, so go poke there too.

Modifié par soignee, 15 avril 2010 - 05:11 .

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

Sarah, just for you I am off to find them. Blame Charsen for this by the way...

But they are beautiful. It's not blaming, it's praising.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

soignee wrote...

Sarah, just for you I am off to find them. Blame Charsen for this by the way...

But they are beautiful. It's not blaming, it's praising.

You speak the truth, Herr. The might of Duncan's beard made me like it. *wipes away tear*

And because IT HAS A DORF IN AMG I am putting in the lovely Aimo's response:



Artworks by Ms. Aimo , just spreading the <3!

Modifié par soignee, 15 avril 2010 - 05:15 .

[Sarah1281]

Do we believe Alistair?

[Astranagant]

No. I didn't like the dorf origins because both were pretty pansy for a dorf. I was hoping for some kind of old hardened veteran who responds to complaints with a headbutt and grabs darkspawn by the neck and uses them as cudgels to bludgeon their fellow darkspawn to death, but instead I got... well, DAO dorfs.



Also they're not physically attractive in any way. On account of their being midgets, as Shale put it so succinctly.