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[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Do we believe Alistair?

No.

No we don't.

Just checking.

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...

*snort* Yeah Missa was bangin' her way through Dust Town too. Noble hunters, carta thugs... Hell even city guards if they're cute. What? There was nothing much else for her to do, other then: a) drink lol no) or smash faces for Beraht.

Boredom...or an inexplicable and confusing Zevran-void?

*grins* icwutududthur.

MISSA NEEDS NO MAN TO BETTER HERSELF. Even if she does **** off to Antiva to run away from her problems like a grown up and a fit of what am I doinnnnnnnnng with my lifeeeeeeeee...

Girl's gooing to have raging mammy issues for the rest of short little tainted life, and needs a new vocation in life. Banging Zevran and slaughtering Crows may fill the void for now, but...  Eh. I'll work it out when I'm done with Duster.

*heaps some angst on her little duster thug some more*

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

*snort* Yeah Missa was bangin' her way through Dust Town too. Noble hunters, carta thugs... Hell even city guards if they're cute. What? There was nothing much else for her to do, other then: a) drink lol no) or smash faces for Beraht.

Boredom...or an inexplicable and confusing Zevran-void?

*grins* icwutududthur.

MISSA NEEDS NO MAN TO BETTER HERSELF. Even if she does **** off to Antiva to run away from her problems like a grown up and a fit of what am I doinnnnnnnnng with my lifeeeeeeeee...

Girl's gooing to have raging mammy issues for the rest of short little tainted life, and needs a new vocation in life. Banging Zevran and slaughtering Crows may fill the void for now, but...  Eh. I'll work it out when I'm done with Duster.

*heaps some angst on her little duster thug some more*

Oh, half of the origins have parent-issues. Frankly, I think Endrin was probably lucky he was dead before my DN showed up because it was one thingwhen he fed her to the darkspawn even though he thought she was innocent to keep the throne. Ruthless but practical. When he did that and couldn't even have the decency to go through with it? Oh, that would not have been a fun reunion... (and then, of course, the HN has some issues too but this is the dwarf thread so for once nobody cares)

And who doesn't run off to Antiva at some point to slaughter the Crows? They took new!Starfang!

Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 02:41 .

[thegreateski]

BLEH! Angst! I hate it!



You should be more like Oghren in this case.



"I don't get upset! I get drunk!"

[soignee]

hahahahhaha. No. Missa does not drink, because she's seen what booze does to her Mam. Obviously not a real dwarf for not drinking her issues away like a good dorf should, heh

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

BLEH! Angst! I hate it!

You should be more like Oghren in this case.

"I don't get upset! I get drunk!"

But what do we do if Oghren commandeers all the alcohol?

Besides, my DN is obsessed with PR and so wouldn't get drunk in public.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 02:49 .

[Herr Uhl]

thegreateski wrote...

You should be more like Oghren in this case.

"I don't get upset! I get drunk!"

But when I get drunk and upset, I usually pick fights with inanimate things. It was nice explaining why I broke my foot after kicking a lamppost in the emergency room.

I can understand how Oghren felt when fighting that nug.

[thegreateski]

soignee wrote...

hahahahhaha. No. Missa does not drink, because she's seen what booze does to her Mam. Obviously not a real dwarf for not drinking her issues away like a good dorf should, heh

Well then she should turn to sniffing Lyrium.

Everyone needs a good vice.

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

You should be more like Oghren in this case.

"I don't get upset! I get drunk!"

But when I get drunk and upset, I usually pick fights with inanimate things. It was nice explaining why I broke my foot after kicking a lamppost in the emergency room.

I can understand how Oghren felt when fighting that nug.

Did you at least win? 

[soignee]

when I get drunk I either dance my ****** off and wake up with randomo bruises, or go home early and brood.

It's like, complete opposites. THANKS BOOZE.

[Herr Uhl]

thegreateski wrote...

soignee wrote...

hahahahhaha. No. Missa does not drink, because she's seen what booze does to her Mam. Obviously not a real dwarf for not drinking her issues away like a good dorf should, heh

Well then she should turn to sniffing Lyrium.

Everyone needs a good vice.

She has sex with everybody and their mother.

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

soignee wrote...

hahahahhaha. No. Missa does not drink, because she's seen what booze does to her Mam. Obviously not a real dwarf for not drinking her issues away like a good dorf should, heh

Well then she should turn to sniffing Lyrium.

Everyone needs a good vice.

She has sex with everybody and their mother.

lawl. And don't forget violence. WHAT A GIRL NEEDS SOMETHING.

[thegreateski]

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

soignee wrote...

hahahahhaha. No. Missa does not drink, because she's seen what booze does to her Mam. Obviously not a real dwarf for not drinking her issues away like a good dorf should, heh

Well then she should turn to sniffing Lyrium.

Everyone needs a good vice.

She has sex with everybody and their mother.

Oh dear.

[soignee]

also guis we are talking abouy booze. On a dwarf thread. FINALLY.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

But when I get drunk and upset, I usually pick fights with inanimate things. It was nice explaining why I broke my foot after kicking a lamppost in the emergency room.

I can understand how Oghren felt when fighting that nug.

Did you at least win? 

Next time I'll be wearing steel-toe boots, not sneakers.

I'll show that insolent bastard, I give him the stink-eye every time I see it.

[thegreateski]

I might need some after talking to these idiots on Yahoo . . .



Everyone and their mother seems to have a dumbs--t political opinion.

[Sarah1281]

soignee wrote...

also guis we are talking abouy booze. On a dwarf thread. FINALLY.

Okay, we've talked about beards, homoeroticism, violence, and now alcohol. Are there any other dwarf cliches we should try to cover before we get to page fifty?

thegreateski wrote...

I might need some after talking to these idiots on Yahoo . . .

Everyone and their mother seems to have a dumbs--t political opinion.

Appropriately enough, so does everybody in Orzammar...

Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 03:03 .

[soignee]

yeahhhh. Don't get into arguments on the internets about politics anymore.

If I see some ****ty racist, homophobic and victim blaming nonsense I will be pulled in and throw shoes people until they behave, while trying to formulate some kind of answer that doesn't look like this:

p dfmnwefner YOU ********** asdjifwgoerf idiot for godsake do you realise what an over privileged, insensitive idiot you're being?



raaaaaaaaagggge

....obviously.

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

also guis we are talking abouy booze. On a dwarf thread. FINALLY.

Okay, we've talked about beards, homoeroticism, violence, and now alcohol. Is there any other dwarf cliches we should try to cover before we get to page fifty?

Axes!

[thegreateski]

Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

also guis we are talking abouy booze. On a dwarf thread. FINALLY.

Okay, we've talked about beards, homoeroticism, violence, and now alcohol. Is there any other dwarf cliches we should try to cover before we get to page fifty?

thegreateski wrote...

I might need some after talking to these idiots on Yahoo . . .

Everyone and their mother seems to have a dumbs--t political opinion.

Appropriately enough, so does everybody in Orzammar...

The Dwarven love of AXES of course.

[Herr Uhl]

So, dual or single edge?

[soignee]

AXES IT IS.
Not many axes in the game though, weirdly enough.
*grinds her axe just because*

I prefer double edged for that extra upswing, of course.

Modifié par soignee, 16 avril 2010 - 03:04 .

[thegreateski]

soignee wrote...

yeahhhh. Don't get into arguments on the internets about politics anymore.
If I see some ****ty racist, homophobic and victim blaming nonsense I will be pulled in and throw shoes people until they behave, while trying to formulate some kind of answer that doesn't look like this:

p dfmnwefner YOU ********** asdjifwgoerf idiot for godsake do you realise what an over privileged, insensitive idiot you're being?

raaaaaaaaagggge

....obviously.

Yes . . . that's pretty much what the majority of responses to my comments have been.

[Sarah1281]

My dwarf always uses the Starfang as soon as she can but until then...mine is totally bigger.

[Herr Uhl]

thegreateski wrote...

Yes . . . that's pretty much what the majority of responses to my comments have been.

So, are you an **********?

And I like single edged axes.