Dwarven (Master Race) Appreciation Thread
#1201
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:07
A single edge is just wasteful.
#1202
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:08
No.Herr Uhl wrote...
thegreateski wrote...
Yes . . . that's pretty much what the majority of responses to my comments have been.
So, are you an **********?
And I like single edged axes.
I am a jerk.
There is a difference.
#1203
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:08
thegreateski wrote...
Double-edge!
A single edge is just wasteful.
Well, they do have that peg-thingie on the back for stabbing, of course.
#1204
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:10
#1205
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:11
Axes, homoeroticism, beards, drinking. All checked.
WAIT! we need to talk about living in a mountain now. And mining. And possibly songs about gold. And hos. Hihos, obviously. And nouns as names.
Missa is totally Bashful. OBVIOUSLY.
Oh god I'm going to dwarf hell for that
#1206
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:11
I want one.thegreateski wrote...
Who needs a peg-thinge when you have THIS?!
#1207
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:12
thegreateski wrote...
Who needs a peg-thinge when you have THIS?!
When I see this I think electric guitar first, not axe.
#1208
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:12
Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:13 .
#1209
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:14
#1210
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:17
Let's see...Aunn would be Grumpy because he's the only one with any sense and because her companions won't stop trying to ninja-romance her when all she wants to do on the romance front is mope about Gorim. And she tried to tell Bhelen and Trian about the girls but all they wanted to talk about was how much they thought she sucked, how important it was to get to a feast they weren't bothering to attend, and how much Trian wanted to kill her.soignee wrote...
OK, so.
Axes, homoeroticism, beards, drinking. All checked.
WAIT! we need to talk about living in a mountain now. And mining. And possibly songs about gold. And hos. Hihos, obviously. And nouns as names.
Missa is totally Bashful. OBVIOUSLY.
Oh god I'm going to dwarf hell for that
Since we're shown what it's like to live under a mountain and living by/on a mountain through Orzammar and Haven respectively, I think we're forced to conclude that it's saner to live underground.
#1211
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:17
Oh god. I am reminded of my embarassing time playing WoW and these horrible little things called "Murlocs"
You would start off by attacking one and end up being swarmed and eaten by a horde of them. Good times.
Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:22 .
#1212
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:21
#1213
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:22
#1214
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:23
I don't care who you are. Trolls be pimpin mon.
Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:24 .
#1215
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:24
Although we all know that those posers wouldn't last an hour in Orzammar.
#1216
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:24
#1217
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:25
soignee wrote...
I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.
But you get free stuff with a female one
#1218
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:27
I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.
#1219
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:27
A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!soignee wrote...
I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.
You mean Cammen's not enough? Or are they all like him?HOLY CRAP.
I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.
Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 03:28 .
#1220
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:28
It's a transsexual cow, obviously.Sarah1281 wrote...
A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!soignee wrote...
I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.
#1221
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:30
They are either tree huging anime fanatics or flamboyantly gay Sepiroth clones.Sarah1281 wrote...
A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!soignee wrote...
I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.You mean Cammen's not enough? Or are they all like him?HOLY CRAP.
I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.
They make EVEN the likes of Cammen tolerable.
#1222
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:30
#1223
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:31
soignee wrote...
oh god I am sailing head first into "I've been up for too long" crazy, I don't think I'm going to get my chapter back in time to be published. CURSE YOU, INTERNETS.
*shakes fist at internets for good measure*
#1224
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:32
Beta problems?soignee wrote...
oh god I am sailing head first into "I've been up for too long" crazy, I don't think I'm going to get my chapter back in time to be published. CURSE YOU, INTERNETS.
#1225
Posté 16 avril 2010 - 03:33




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