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#1201
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Double-edge!



A single edge is just wasteful.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Yes . . . that's pretty much what the majority of responses to my comments have been.


So, are you an **********?

And I like single edged axes.

No.

I am a jerk.

There is a difference.

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thegreateski wrote...

Double-edge!

A single edge is just wasteful.


Well, they do have that peg-thingie on the back for stabbing, of course.

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Who needs a peg-thinge when you have THIS?!

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OK, so.

Axes, homoeroticism, beards, drinking. All checked.

WAIT! we need to talk about living in a mountain now. And mining. And possibly songs about gold. And hos. Hihos, obviously. And nouns as names.

Missa is totally Bashful. OBVIOUSLY.

Oh god I'm going to dwarf hell for that

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thegreateski wrote...

Who needs a peg-thinge when you have THIS?!
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I want one. Posted Image

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thegreateski wrote...

Who needs a peg-thinge when you have THIS?!
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When I see this I think electric guitar first, not axe.

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We have discussed mining already . . . even if it was chock full of sexual innuendo.

Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:13 .


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So we did! Hmm, songs about gold it is. I like shiney?

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soignee wrote...

OK, so.
Axes, homoeroticism, beards, drinking. All checked.
WAIT! we need to talk about living in a mountain now. And mining. And possibly songs about gold. And hos. Hihos, obviously. And nouns as names.
Missa is totally Bashful. OBVIOUSLY.
Oh god I'm going to dwarf hell for that

Let's see...Aunn would be Grumpy because he's the only one with any sense and because her companions won't stop trying to ninja-romance her when all she wants to do on the romance front is mope about Gorim. And she tried to tell Bhelen and Trian about the girls but all they wanted to talk about was how much they thought she sucked, how important it was to get to a feast they weren't bothering to attend, and how much Trian wanted to kill her. Posted Image

Since we're shown what it's like to live under a mountain and living by/on a mountain through Orzammar and Haven respectively, I think we're forced to conclude that it's saner to live underground. Posted Image

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Shiney?

Oh god. I am reminded of my embarassing time playing WoW and these horrible little things called "Murlocs"

You would start off by attacking one and end up being swarmed and eaten by a horde of them. Good times.

Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:22 .


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I used to play WoW. Yeah. I was one of those.

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*shakes head at wow-ers*

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I suppose I am redeemed by the fact that I played a Troll rogue named "Fasthands".

I don't care who you are. Trolls be pimpin mon.

Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 03:24 .


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Mining song? How about this?
Although we all know that those posers wouldn't last an hour in Orzammar.

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I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.

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soignee wrote...

I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.


But you get free stuff with a female one ;)

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HOLY CRAP.



I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.

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soignee wrote...

I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.

A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!

HOLY CRAP.



I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.

You mean Cammen's not enough? Or are they all like him?

Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 03:28 .


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Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.

A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!

It's a transsexual cow, obviously.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

I played a giant (male) albino cow called Fuzzy. I always play dudes in MMOs, I like to hide.

A male cow? THAT'S NOT NORMAL!

HOLY CRAP.



I just had an epiphany. Warcraft Elves are the reason why I continually massacer the Dalish. I hate them so much.

You mean Cammen's not enough? Or are they all like him?

They are either tree huging anime fanatics or flamboyantly gay Sepiroth clones.

They make EVEN the likes of Cammen tolerable.

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oh god I am sailing head first into "I've been up for too long" crazy, I don't think I'm going to get my chapter back in time to be published. CURSE YOU, INTERNETS.

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soignee wrote...

oh god I am sailing head first into "I've been up for too long" crazy, I don't think I'm going to get my chapter back in time to be published. CURSE YOU, INTERNETS.


*shakes fist at internets for good measure*

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soignee wrote...

oh god I am sailing head first into "I've been up for too long" crazy, I don't think I'm going to get my chapter back in time to be published. CURSE YOU, INTERNETS.

Beta problems?

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yes, my beta has buggered off. Ah well, she can send it back tomorrow.