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[Cuddlezarro]

thegreateski wrote...

you asked lol

[Herr Uhl]

I think it's enough with one thread I read being filled with mostly naked men.

[soignee]

Oh Herr, I'm sorry. Let me go find some hot dwarf ladies not wearing much for you... Brb, poking internets.

*edited to add* yeah, never google image search hot dwarf.

OH GOD WHY DO I NOT HAVE BRAINS AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING

Modifié par soignee, 16 avril 2010 - 04:48 .

[Cuddlezarro]

Herr Uhl wrote...

I think it's enough with one thread I read being filled with mostly naked men.

hey he asked! and it was a legitimate awnser!

[thegreateski]

Hmm . . in Dwarf noble related news.



I am considering telling Teagan to bugger off and going to Orzammar to do that story arc instead of meeting Teagan next to the windmill. (My noble thinks that Eamon is dead)



opinions?

[soignee]

i god what brain bleach now please the internets have scarred me

[Herr Uhl]

thegreateski wrote...

Hmm . . in Dwarf noble related news.

I am considering telling Teagan to bugger off and going to Orzammar to do that story arc instead of meeting Teagan next to the windmill. (My noble thinks that Eamon is dead)

opinions?

Teagan is a douche and deserves it.

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

Hmm . . in Dwarf noble related news.

I am considering telling Teagan to bugger off and going to Orzammar to do that story arc instead of meeting Teagan next to the windmill. (My noble thinks that Eamon is dead)

opinions?

Don't worry, he'll still be waiting there when you get back.

And in other DN related news...

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Hmm . . in Dwarf noble related news.

I am considering telling Teagan to bugger off and going to Orzammar to do that story arc instead of meeting Teagan next to the windmill. (My noble thinks that Eamon is dead)

opinions?

Teagan is a douche and deserves it.

 How can you not like Teagan? I mean, he's not a dwarf or anything, but he's pretty awesome. It's the Isolde theory, isn't it?

[soignee]

hehe, SPQR art! I luffs her, she's on my other dwarf related community on loljournal

[Herr Uhl]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

Hmm . . in Dwarf noble related news.

I am considering telling Teagan to bugger off and going to Orzammar to do that story arc instead of meeting Teagan next to the windmill. (My noble thinks that Eamon is dead)

opinions?

Teagan is a douche and deserves it.

 How can you not like Teagan? I mean, he's not a dwarf or anything, but he's pretty awesome. It's the Isolde theory, isn't it?

I'm that theories strongest supporter on these forums I think.

[thegreateski]

Ah yes. Gorim. He talked to the little people for me.
"Gorim, tell these men that I'm going to kill them"
"My lord is going to kill you"

It's a shame he couldn't come along and help me slay Darkspawn.

edit: Isolde theory?

Modifié par thegreateski, 16 avril 2010 - 05:00 .

[Sarah1281]

Herr Uhl thinks they were having an affair and Connor might be their son.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 16 avril 2010 - 05:01 .

[thegreateski]

What? I thought that was obvious.

[soignee]

I have for some reason got a post ready of awesome pretty ladies who are IRL short and gorgeous. Who wants to see? DWARF WOMEN REPRESENT.

[thegreateski]

TTTEEEEAAAAAGGGGAAAANNNNN!!!

[KnightofPhoenix]

soignee wrote...

I have for some reason got a post ready of awesome pretty ladies who are IRL short and gorgeous. Who wants to see? DWARF WOMEN REPRESENT.

My avatar pic is me waiting eagerly for those pics.

[soignee]

Soignee's list of teeny, tiny women who are awesome:

Shakira, 4'11":


Lil Kim,  4'11":


Kristen Bell, 5'1":


Christina Ricci, 5'0":


Salma Hayek. 5'2":


Dwarves in this game are about the same height, by the way. If we're going by Toolsets, anyway. Also I seem to know a lot of famous short women.

Modifié par soignee, 16 avril 2010 - 05:14 .

[soignee]

PRETTY LADIES AMIRITE also holy balls that's an awful tattoo Ricci let me find another pic of you that hides your fail

[Sarah1281]

Kristen Bell FTW!

[aimo_ahmed]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

This thread has given me an idea. Someone should start a Dwarven (Master race) appreciation thread. No seriously, I would join.

Will join it in a heartbeat. Dwarven pride has been challenged recently, the urge to reiterate the awesomeness is rising. We need slogans, nifty threads, and a universal response to naysayers.

soignee wrote...

Hey now. Alistair fangirls are far, far
scarier. Zevran's derails into pictures of men with no clothes on,
usually. And we all turn into vain, prissy ****es and are all WE ARE SOO
GOODLOOKING AMIRITE WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? THAT'S HOT. YOU'RE HOT.
Somehow
Zevran approves, somewhere.

I'm an Alistair fangirl, and even I'm scared of them now D: I feel like a lone bunny who refuse to invade the English countryside for food, preferring to cook my own meals on my bunny stove.

Mmmm, pictures of men in various stages of undress is always good. Though whenever I see ones of John Barrowman (or while watching Dr. Who), I have this urge to slap him and go "Why are you so PERFECT?!" My envy issues do not make sense.

Mmm. I need to find time to draw a dwarfy comic. I blame soignee for subliminally throwing plot nugs at me unintentionally (hmmm.....)

Okay here's a proper dorf question; I was wondering...Topsiders, do they still venerate the Stone when they're up on the surface, or do they end up converting into the Chantry's religion? I know from the merchant in the DC origin that surface dwarves get married through the Chantry, but I wonder how widespread that is.

[Herr Uhl]

soignee wrote...

PRETTY LADIES AMIRITE also holy balls that's an awful tattoo Ricci let me find another pic of you that hides your fail

I could have made that tattoo. Maybe a kid designed it or something.

[Sarah1281]

thegreateski wrote...

What? I thought that was obvious.

Really? I just don't see how not only Eamon but Teagan as well can find her not only tolerable but attractive. And unless Teagan really hates his brother, he'd have to find her really attractive to agree.

I always felt that Teagan couldn't stand Isolde - especially after finding out everything was all her fault - and was just concerned about Connor.

[Herr Uhl]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Okay here's a proper dorf question; I was wondering...Topsiders, do they still venerate the Stone when they're up on the surface, or do they end up converting into the Chantry's religion? I know from the merchant in the DC origin that surface dwarves get married through the Chantry, but I wonder how widespread that is.

If you leave the stone, you are pretty much bound to stop venerating it over a period of time. I found the surface dwarves to be pretty much agnostic or following the Chantry (well, only Burkel of the ones I met).

Why is Burkel allowed in the commons anyways?

[aimo_ahmed]

soignee wrote...

Lil Kim,  4'11":

Okay, that pic of Lil' Kim? I want to so UNF it. She's smokin'!