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I didn't forget him :D



FML why you crash Firefox, noooooooo, my hot mens have goneeeeee

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Hey Tom Cruise can handle a pistol very well, and always does his own stunts. I'm sure if he aspired to, he could easily become a daggermaster.




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Radahldo wrote...

Hey Tom Cruise can handle a pistol very well, and always does his own stunts. I'm sure if he aspired to, he could easily become a daggermaster.

Why did this whole sentence sound absolutely filthy to me?

Have I been on the internet too long?

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thegreateski wrote...

Radahldo wrote...

Hey Tom Cruise can handle a pistol very well, and always does his own stunts. I'm sure if he aspired to, he could easily become a daggermaster.

Why did this whole sentence sound absolutely filthy to me?

Have I been on the internet too long?


Probably.

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thegreateski wrote...

Radahldo wrote...

Hey Tom Cruise can handle a pistol very well, and always does his own stunts. I'm sure if he aspired to, he could easily become a daggermaster.

Why did this whole sentence sound absolutely filthy to me?

Have I been on the internet too long?


It wasn't dirty till you brought it up >.>

Now I'm imagining a couch-jumping Cruise doing...nvm.

#1331
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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Now I'm imagining a couch-jumping Cruise doing...nvm.


Go ooon...

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Soignee's List of Hot Short Mens:

Lou Reed, 5'4"
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Pablo Picasso, 5.5"
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Tom Cruise, 5'6" (or so he says...)
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Gael Garcia Bernal, 5'5"
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Micheael J Fox, 5'4"
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Thom Yorke, 5'4":
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Hmm. Gael Garcia is nice. I know the inspiration for my new Brosca now...

Modifié par soignee, 16 avril 2010 - 06:06 .


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Picasso? Posted Image How long ago did he die again?

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WHAT I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AT SCHOOL OK

fine, fine I'll replace him with some alive

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soignee wrote...

WHAT I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AT SCHOOL OK


Herr Uhl approves +6

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I approve of Lou Reed being there, did not expect his inclusion.




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added Thom Yorke to the list, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm thom yorke...

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Alright. I'm out of here. The internets has drained the life (and a good deal of my faith in Humanity)from me.



Gotta get up in the morning and mow a golf course *grumble* *complain* *grumble*

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Urgh, too many guys in one page, call me when this is done.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Urgh, too many guys in one page, call me when this is done.


11 more after this one.

thegreateski wrote...

Alright. I'm out of here. The internets has drained the life (and a good deal of my faith in Humanity)from me.

Gotta get up in the morning and mow a golf course *grumble* *complain* *grumble*


Leet post. Yes, I'm such a dork for noting this.

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Oh, Stone, this thread was busy yesterday! Skimmed through it really fast.

@Sarah -- Saw your request for the Trian/Bhelen conversations. Will do.

@shipping -- Alistair threads lose me when they start talking about Eamon, Teagan, Isolde, the million ways to queenify oneself, and the various epilogue cards over their technical titles such as princess-consort. Wut?

@soignee -- OH MY GOD DID YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT SETH GREEN??? FIRED!!

Modifié par Gilsa, 16 avril 2010 - 09:28 .


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soignee -- I want to post a picture at Pornzammar, but I keep getting an error that I must provide an entry text. I've filled out everything. Any clue what I'm doing wrong?

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Wow this grew ...8 pages overnight.  :blink:

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Gilsa wrote...

@shipping -- Alistair threads lose me when they start talking about Eamon, Teagan, Isolde, the million ways to queenify oneself, and the various epilogue cards over their technical titles such as princess-consort. Wut?


I especially get a bit annoyed when the Anora hate goes into gear. You're about to usurp a position she's held behind the scenes for 5 years while her husband plays glorious figurehead...can't expect her to just lay down like a doormat while an unproven (literal) bastard just walk over to the throne! She plays dirty if she knows the PC is going to dethrone her, but at least she won't go down without a fight.

But the games in Human Politics are like child's play compared to the ruthlessness of Dwarven Society, yea? Anyone would know this if they gave the Dwarven origins a chance.

@soignee -- OH MY GOD DID YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT SETH GREEN??? FIRED!!


He could sit in a pilot seat and crack interchangeables of self-effacing/self-propping humor alllll day <3

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

@shipping -- Alistair threads lose me when they start talking about Eamon, Teagan, Isolde, the million ways to queenify oneself, and the various epilogue cards over their technical titles such as princess-consort. Wut?


I especially get a bit annoyed when the Anora hate goes into gear. You're about to usurp a position she's held behind the scenes for 5 years while her husband plays glorious figurehead...can't expect her to just lay down like a doormat while an unproven (literal) bastard just walk over to the throne! She plays dirty if she knows the PC is going to dethrone her, but at least she won't go down without a fight.




I avoid those threads too becasue of Anora hate. I actually like Anora, I find her a smart and strong woman who won't be brushed aside because the boys say so.  I also love when Anora gives the speech at the gates of Denerim, I find it much better than Alistairs.

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MutantSpleen wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

@shipping -- Alistair threads lose me when they start talking about Eamon, Teagan, Isolde, the million ways to queenify oneself, and the various epilogue cards over their technical titles such as princess-consort. Wut?


I especially get a bit annoyed when the Anora hate goes into gear. You're about to usurp a position she's held behind the scenes for 5 years while her husband plays glorious figurehead...can't expect her to just lay down like a doormat while an unproven (literal) bastard just walk over to the throne! She plays dirty if she knows the PC is going to dethrone her, but at least she won't go down without a fight.




I avoid those threads too becasue of Anora hate. I actually like Anora, I find her a smart and strong woman who won't be brushed aside because the boys say so.  I also love when Anora gives the speech at the gates of Denerim, I find it much better than Alistairs.

I honestly don't understand why people hate her. The way I see it Anora's just genuinely concerned about what will happen to Ferelden if Alistair takes the throne, and won't give up a position she's held and managed well for the past five years. But I guess some people just look at that and say "power-hungry". I found it difficult justifying Alistair take the throne without metagaming coming into play. Anora's more than fit to rule.

But err... yes. I just tend to keep to myself when the Anora hate flares up. xD

#1347
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nranola wrote...

I honestly don't understand why people hate her.


Methinks, more often than not, Mary-Sueness comes into play ;)

"How dare that canine of female persuasion not be awed to submission by the sparkliness of meeeeeeeee~!!"

*gets bricked since her own M!Cousland is a Gary Stu XD*

The last time a dwarf tried to pull that kind of ****, he got stabbed by everyone in the Assembly :blink: (if memory serves correctly...will nedd to play the DN origin again)

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

nranola wrote...

I honestly don't understand why people hate her.


Methinks, more often than not, Mary-Sueness comes into play ;)

"How dare that canine of female persuasion not be awed to submission by the sparkliness of meeeeeeeee~!!"

*gets bricked since her own M!Cousland is a Gary Stu XD*


There is also the fact that she doesn't throw herself in vuw at Alastair if you arrange a marriage. The hand-rejection is an indication of her being a cold, selfish [female canine].

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 16 avril 2010 - 12:11 .


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aimo_ahmed wrote...

nranola wrote...

I honestly don't understand why people hate her.


Methinks, more often than not, Mary-Sueness comes into play ;)

"How dare that canine of female persuasion not be awed to submission by the sparkliness of meeeeeeeee~!!"

*gets bricked since her own M!Cousland is a Gary Stu XD*

The last time a dwarf tried to pull that kind of ****, he got stabbed by everyone in the Assembly :blink: (if memory serves correctly...will nedd to play the DN origin again)


Wait, what? Is that a paraphrase of a quote somewhere? :P

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Herr Uhl wrote...

There is also the fact that she doesn't throw herself in vuw at Alastair if you arrange a marriage. The hand-rejection is an indication of her being a cold, selfish [female canine].


If you're engaged to be married to a derp, wouldn't you? XD However, Hardened Alistair will show Miss Condescending differently ;)

Aisynia wrote...

Wait,
what? Is that a paraphrase of a quote somewhere? :P


It's a summation from observation on how Mary Sues/Gary Stus become the centre of conflict solution/attention/universe who is able to cleanly surmount any obstacle that stands in the path (this case being Anora who won't step aside and relinquish her power). Granted, the way the game is set up and unfolds lends itself easily enough for this to happen in gameplay, being that it is a heroic journey, so I shouldn't make fun of it...too much ;)

Modifié par aimo_ahmed, 16 avril 2010 - 12:36 .