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Sarah1281 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

sonsonthebia07 wrote...

I've probably started about 5 dwarves or so but have scrapped every single one of them. I just can't seem to play them through to the end.

Now, if they actually had more story outside of the origin and you could have a complete party of dwarves...I may have been able to do it. I don't consider Shale to be one of the stout folk.

I LOVED the origin stories for them though. Unfortunately they are incredibly short.


It is a shame that the return to Orzammar isn't as fun as the origin.

You can still make everything all about you to a comparable extent with the Alistair-love/HN Landsmeet situation if you want to and everyone else acts like there's nothing strange about it.

The problem is that it's kind of bland compared to the Origin. Bhelen gets more awesome with the noble origin though. And we have Rica for the DC, who you can't help but love.

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Continued playing my F!Brosca for a bit just now. Satisfying indeed to gut Beraht after he called my Klara a ****.


god isn't it so awesome? And I just chaaaaaaaaaaarged in when he started on Rica, i was all OH HELL NO I WILL CUT A BETCH


"tastes as good as she looks *satisfied chuckle*" There I lost all sympathy for him.

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The problem is that it's kind of bland compared to the Origin. Bhelen gets more awesome with the noble origin though. And we have Rica for the DC, who you can't help but love.

Unless you talk with her at various points while siding with Harrowmont and she tell you things like she should have let your mother sell you on the streets. Granted, you started screwing her over first but I think that's worse then anything Bhelen says to you ever.

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Yeap! And I dunno if it's personal perception coming into play, but there are enjoyable differences between my male and female Brosca experience; Male is like Han Solo, while Female is shaping to be Starbuck-ish. But I *had* to choose the violent voice set for her...shut up with the ladder already T_T

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Yeap! And I dunno if it's personal perception coming into play, but there are enjoyable differences between my male and female Brosca experience; Male is like Han Solo, while Female is shaping to be Starbuck-ish. But I *had* to choose the violent voice set for her...shut up with the ladder already T_T


lol that's Missa. When she starts with that I'm all, "...but you're a dwarf."

*goes off to have a bath*

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Sarah1281 wrote...

The problem is that it's kind of bland compared to the Origin. Bhelen gets more awesome with the noble origin though. And we have Rica for the DC, who you can't help but love.

Unless you talk with her at various points while siding with Harrowmont and she tell you things like she should have let your mother sell you on the streets. Granted, you started screwing her over first but I think that's worse then anything Bhelen says to you ever.


I write it off as her being protective of her son. She took care of you, made it so you wouldn't have to **** yourself (if female) and pretty much raised you. And then you come back and raze all she dreamed of.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

The problem is that it's kind of bland compared to the Origin. Bhelen gets more awesome with the noble origin though. And we have Rica for the DC, who you can't help but love.

Unless you talk with her at various points while siding with Harrowmont and she tell you things like she should have let your mother sell you on the streets. Granted, you started screwing her over first but I think that's worse then anything Bhelen says to you ever.


well your screwing up her life and all shes worked for and possibly put her son at risk despite all shes done for you I think she has every right to be that pissed off at you

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pretty much agree with CZ and Herr here, people say stupid stuff in the heat of anger too.

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soignee wrote...

pretty much agree with CZ and Herr here, people say stupid stuff in the heat of anger too.

Oh, I know. It still makes her less loveable, though.

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The VO notes also indicate that she absolutely believes Bhelen when he tells her that it's all slander and lies about him conspiring to off his two older siblings. Rica sees the good in everything so yeah, much harder to not go along with her wishes to look out for her family members.



Quick question for Aimo: If your dwarf could become queen of Orzammar at some point, would you redo your ending with Alistair and make him king? Just to play around with that idea artistically? =p I wonder if it would be possible for the Queen of Orzammar and the King of Ferelden to have a political marriage, lol. :D That would totally pwn the Cousland's version of a royal wedding!

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Gilsa wrote...

The VO notes also indicate that she absolutely believes Bhelen when he tells her that it's all slander and lies about him conspiring to off his two older siblings. Rica sees the good in everything so yeah, much harder to not go along with her wishes to look out for her family members.

Quick question for Aimo: If your dwarf could become queen of Orzammar at some point, would you redo your ending with Alistair and make him king? Just to play around with that idea artistically? =p I wonder if it would be possible for the Queen of Orzammar and the King of Ferelden to have a political marriage, lol. :D That would totally pwn the Cousland's version of a royal wedding!


idk if it would work, but IN OUR MAKE BELIEVE LAND OF UNICORNS IT WILL.

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Assembly: "WHAT? MARRY A HUMAN? ARE YOU SMOKING DEEP MUSHROOMS?"
Queen: "An alliance with them would secure more troops to fight the darkspawn in the Deep Roads."
Assembly: " ...  "
Queen: "We'd reclaim our lost thiags once more and rebuild our empire."
Assembly: "Huh."


Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."

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Gilsa wrote...

Assembly: "WHAT? MARRY A HUMAN? ARE YOU SMOKING DEEP MUSHROOMS?"
Queen: "An alliance with them would secure more troops to fight the darkspawn in the Deep Roads."
Assembly: " ...  "
Queen: "We'd reclaim our lost thiags once more and rebuild our empire."
Assembly: "Huh."


Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."


ahahhah
<3

Nice one

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Gilsa wrote...
Quick question for Aimo: If your dwarf could become queen of Orzammar at some point, would you redo your ending with Alistair and make him king? Just to play around with that idea artistically? =p I wonder if it would be possible for the Queen of Orzammar and the King of Ferelden to have a political marriage, lol. :D That would totally pwn the Cousland's version of a royal wedding!


The way I played Aeducan was that she did what she could to secure Orzammar's future survival, even by putting epic raeg aside by installing her kinslayer brother as king, but as a result was unable to see herself stay in Orzammar anymore after that. As soignee say, idk if it can happen BUT if there was such an option, I don't see why I won't try it at all! Aeducan gets to stabitty-stab Bhelen and be Queen instead, the Dwarves get aid in in the form reproductive-happy human troops, the Fereldans get lyrium and riches up their wazoo, and Aeducan/Alistair gets to have epic loving/smexings while still in power respectively. Imagine the amount of bling at their royal wedding @o@

In the land of unicorns and rainbows, dreams do come true <3

Gilsa wrote...

Assembly: "WHAT? MARRY A HUMAN? ARE YOU
SMOKING DEEP MUSHROOMS?"
Queen: "An alliance with them would secure
more troops to fight the darkspawn in the Deep Roads."
Assembly: "
...  "
Queen: "We'd reclaim our lost thiags once more and rebuild
our empire."
Assembly: "Huh."


Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a
dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."


ILU, dwarven common sense ^o^

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Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a
dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."

And if that fails, you know that the precedent we've seen for solving disagreements is finding whoever hates the idea the most and start attacking them.

Modifié par Sarah1281, 20 avril 2010 - 03:54 .


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Sarah1281 wrote...

Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a
dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."

And if that fails, you knowt that the precedent we've seen for solving disagreements is finding whoever hates the idea the most and start attacking them.


Sounds like fun times in a Dwarven Assembly! Humans, we and you are not that different *raises mug 'o ale*

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

Assembly: "WHAT? MARRY A HUMAN? ARE YOU
SMOKING DEEP MUSHROOMS?"
Queen: "An alliance with them would secure
more troops to fight the darkspawn in the Deep Roads."
Assembly: "
...  "
Queen: "We'd reclaim our lost thiags once more and rebuild
our empire."
Assembly: "Huh."


Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a
dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."


ILU, dwarven common sense ^o^


Really?

" I suggest we put this matter to a vote"
"And I suggest you have a taste of my family's mace!"

The Dwarves in the assembly are the worst kind of Dwarves. Eliminating them is for the good of the gene pool.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

Assembly: "WHAT? MARRY A HUMAN? ARE YOU
SMOKING DEEP MUSHROOMS?"
Queen: "An alliance with them would secure
more troops to fight the darkspawn in the Deep Roads."
Assembly: "
...  "
Queen: "We'd reclaim our lost thiags once more and rebuild
our empire."
Assembly: "Huh."


Landsmeet: "WTF, marry a
dwarf?"
Alistair: "I AM HARDENED. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."


ILU, dwarven common sense ^o^


Really?

" I suggest we put this matter to a vote"
"And I suggest you have a taste of my family's mace!"

The Dwarves in the assembly are the worst kind of Dwarves. Eliminating them is for the good of the gene pool.


SHHH, it *is* in the Land of Unicorns and Rainbows! ToT

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here have some random gay dwarf sexy time



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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...
ILU, dwarven common sense ^o^


Really?

" I suggest we put this matter to a vote"
"And I suggest you have a taste of my family's mace!"

The Dwarves in the assembly are the worst kind of Dwarves. Eliminating them is for the good of the gene pool.

All we need to do is convince Steward Bandelor not to stop them - shouldn't be too hard he seems to really hate his job and the deshyrs - and we kill two birds with one stone: we'll have convinced them to go along with whatever we were trying to do and there will be less deshyrs in the world.

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Cz <3



Yep, totally sleeping again. **** it staying up now.

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Or you could follow up my master plan!





Make them all into Golems and Werewolves!

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Or you could follow up my master plan!


Make them all into Golems and Werewolves!


[sten voice] No.

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Why not? Certainly would be better then killing them, and hey they would be of some real use to Orzammar!



Loghain Voice: Are you blind young woman to the benefits?

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Costin_Razvan wrote...

Why not? Certainly would be better then killing them, and hey they would be of some real use to Orzammar!

Loghain Voice: Are you blind young woman to the benefits?


*thinks about it*

No.