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[MOTpoetryION]

ok reading back to find where you said aimo sarah, i also read something about a dwarf templar how can that be . And it reminded me of another problem with davids story i have . ok dwarfs cant do magic So how can they do the cleans area spells and the other ones ? Are they not magic spells?

[soignee]

Alistair says you can be a templar without lyrium.



This maybe a case of game mechanics =/= lore though.

[Cuddlezarro]

MOTpoetryION wrote...

ok reading back to find where you said aimo sarah, i also read something about a dwarf templar how can that be . And it reminded me of another problem with davids story i have . ok dwarfs cant do magic So how can they do the cleans area spells and the other ones ? Are they not magic spells?

templar abilities arnt magic though it looks like they are

its not really explained though

[Radahldo]

It's better to just not think about that part of lore. Though, knowing Alistair, there is probably something he's neglecting to tell you/doesnt understand  about how Templar abilities work

Modifié par Radahldo, 22 avril 2010 - 09:56 .

[Gilsa]

  COC-KY  VOICE  (it's not letting me spell the word cocky in all caps)

*All races and genders share the same lines for each voice set with only one or two variations (mainly the "I was caught stealing" line).

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
Now this should be fun!
How amusing!
Let's do this quickly, shall we?
Oh? Time to play?
Awww, you want to die?
laughs
Oh, look! It wants to fight!
Have at you, then!
All right, I'm game!
If you insist!


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
----------------------------------
Ha!
Take that!
Oh ho!
Quick!
Not bad!
Too fast for you!
Tsk tsk!
Nice try!
That won't stop me!
Ha ha!
Oh!
Not enough!
Whoops!
Look over there!
Behind you!


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
---------------------------------------
Anyone got a spare second wind? No?
Okay... this is getting exhausting...
Need a little rest, here!


COMBAT MANA LOW
----------------------------------
Almost out of mana!
Blast! Running out of power!
No spells from me for a bit! (VO: As her strength saps.)


COMBAT HEAL ME
-------------------------------
Is that all my blood? I think it is!
Someone tell them to stop hitting me!
This is not fair! Why is it always me that has to bleed!


EXPLORE HEAL ME
-------------------------------
All right... any more of them around? No? Oh, good... (VO: painful grunt)
Did I fall asleep during the combat? I must have... (VO: woozy)
I see I bested them even while unconscious. I am that amazing! (VO: Self-mockery)


SCRIPTED HELP
---------------------------
Gather round, everyone!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
------------------------------------------------------------
Huh. One never expects creatures like those, really. (VO: amused)
Why does the unnatural always smell so awful? (VO: amused)
More of these? Well, all right then. (VO: childish complaining -- but not serious,  just playful)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I sense some darkspawn! (VO: in a sing-song voice)
Never any shortage of these ones.
*sigh* More darkspawn, hey? (VO: A bit bored with it)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
------------------------------------------------------------
Now this is a challenge! (VO: Excited)
Finally something that could swallow me whole! (VO: Excited)
Ha! Don't let it get away!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
----------------------------------------------------------
Oh? I was hoping for something more exciting. (VO: disappointed)
Might be a nice pelt in it for us.
Bad breath alert!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
---------------------------------------------------------
First one to kill it gets the prize!
Now this should be fun!
Now what is *that*? (VO: incredulous)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
-----------------------------------------------------------
Ha! Let's wipe them out quickly! (VO: laughing)
Time for more practice! (VO: having fun)
Now, let's see. Which one first? (VO: as if choosing between foes)


COMBAT TAUNT
------------------------
Oh, you'll have to do so much better than that! (VO: laughing taunt)
Are you joking? Surely you're joking!


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
--------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
------------------------------------
All right... not good! (VO: Said in pain, about to die but still laughing)
Anyone got some blood to spare? (VO: Said in pain, about to die but still  laughing)
Whoo... spinning... (VO: In pain, about to fall down)


COMBAT DEATH
-------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
------------------
Hey! Poison is so unfair!


SPELL FAILED
----------------------
Oops! Where is my head? (VO: lost concentration)
Right! Casting! Focus! (VO: lost concentration)
Damn! Lost the spell! (VO: shucks!)


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
Another point for me!
Awww, it fell down. (VO: mock sympathy)
Too bad for you! (VO: laughing)


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Ouch! Now that will hurt!
I get their share of the treasure!
Ow! I felt that!


COMBAT CHEER PARTY
-------------------------------------
Not bad, not bad at all!
Was there any doubt?
*Laughs* Yes!


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
Hmm... new weapon!
This is not good! (VO: Said with stress in her voice - she's in battle)
Not even a scratch? (VO: incredulous)


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
Trap. So simple to see, really.
Don't look now... (VO: warning)


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Oh?
What's over there?


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
Coming through!
Scoot!


EXPLORE START TASK
-----------------------------------
Huh.
All right!
Going.
Yes.
And I'm off!


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
Quiet, now!
To the shadows with me!


CANNOT DO
--------------------
Don't think so.
Are you daft?
Not happening.


TASK COMPLETE
--------------------------
And done!
It's done, naturally. (VO: Try to avoid sounding like Homer Simpson.)
Over with.
Moving on.
Success!


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
------------------------------------------
Here I am!
Saving the day!
Ha ha!
Where do I go!
Point me! (VO: Said with confidence -- she's going to kick some ass.)


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
--------------------------------------------
Yes, I'm still here.
Adventure's not over yet?
Where's the tavern?
Let's get on with it, then.
We're on our way!


HELLO
----------
How do you do?


YES
-------
Yes.


NO
-----
No.


STOP
----------
Not another step, my friend!
Stay right there, shall we?


BORED
------------
...and you'd think that we wouldn't just be standing there, but no-oooo (VO:  talking to herself out loud)
Perhaps we should have a drink, since we've stopped? (VO: reminiscing)
Ahhh, this reminds me of that time...


GOODBYE
-----------------
Off I go!


THANK YOU
-------------------
Thank you!


LAUGH
-----------
*Laughs* (VO: Solid, confident, yet good-natured laugh.)


CUSS
---------
Oh, I don't think so!


CHEER
-----------
Hurrah!


GOOD IDEA
------------------
That's better than nothing.


BAD IDEA
---------------
No, no, let's not and say we did.


THREATEN
----------------
I wouldn't! (VO: Laughing, warning)


BERSERK
----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
------------------------------------------
(Female dwarf) Can we pretend this never happened?
(Male dwarf) This isn't how I planned it in my head...
(Female human) Blast these clumsy fingers!
(Male human) There was a fly on your purse! It's true!
(Female elf) Perhaps that wasn't a wise decision.
(Male elf) You're very observant! Good work! I'll just be over there now.


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
Taking them out with my bare hands would be fun and all, but I could probably use a blade.

Modifié par Gilsa, 22 avril 2010 - 11:33 .

[Gilsa]

 EXPERIENCED VOICE

*All races and genders share the same lines for each voice set with only one or two variations (mainly the "I was caught stealing" line).

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
On your guard!
Here we go!
Let's make this quick, shall we?
Show me what you've got!
It's either you or me, and it isn't going to be me!
Only one shall stand!
Is it just me, or do you actually think you have a chance?
Time for some fun!
You had it coming!


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
----------------------------------
Have at you!
Ha! Is that all you've got?
Fear is your weakness!
Stay still!
*Laughs* You're getting sloppy!
Look at this mess! I love it!
You're mine!
Ha, ha!
Move and parry, strike and kill!
No quarter!
Come now! Defend yourself!
Less fighting, more dying, blast you!
Desperation is an ugly perfume.
No mercy!
A little frantic? Ha! I can see why!


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
-------------------------------------
My strength is waning!
I'm running out of energy!
*Whew!* So tired!


COMBAT MANA LOW
---------------------------------
My power abates.
My spell power is running low.
Mana ... draining. (VO: As her strength saps.)


COMBAT HEAL ME
-----------------------------
I need healing!
Bandages! I need bandages!
I'm badly injured!


EXPLORE HEAL ME
-------------------------------
*Grunts* I'm injured. (VO: painful grunt)
Why do I get myself in these scrapes?
Another day, another scar.


SCRIPTED HELP
--------------------------
I need help!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
-------------------------------------------------------------
Unliving wretches. (VO: Said with digust, not fear.)
Lifeless bastards.
Watch for the demons!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Darkspawn. Destroy the fiends. (VO: Spat with disgust)
Cursed creatures!
Darkspawn approach; watch for their blood!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
-------------------------------------------------------------
Unbelievable! A dragon! (VO: Said with awe, not fear.)
This wyrm will make for a fine trophy!
Look at the size of that thing!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
----------------------------------------------------------
Critters. (VO: Neutral. As in, "Oh look, another cat. What a surprise.")
Finally, some wildlife. I thought *everything* was out to get us.
That'd make an interesting pet.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
----------------------------------------------------------
Watch for the beasts!
Careful, these creatures look a mite upset.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
---------------------------------------------------------
Enemies approaching!
I sense something drawing near.
Warden senses tingling.


COMBAT TAUNT
-------------------------
Come, you can do better than that! (VO: As in, "Come on, is that it?")


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
--------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
-----------------------------------
Not sure how much longer I can hold!
I... can't die like this...
Cannot... sustain...


COMBAT DEATH
--------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
-----------------
Blasted toxins!


SPELL FAILED
----------------------
Well that didn't work. (VO: Maintaining her cool in the heat of battle -- should sound like she's still exterting herself, though)


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
Down with you!
You never had a chance.
Next!


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
--------------------------------------------------------------------
You'll pay for that, fiend!


COMBAT CHEER PARTY
-------------------------------------
Excellent!


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
My weapon isn't working!
Well this is odd; my weapon is useless. (VO: Said with stress in her voice - she's in battle)
I need some other attack!


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
Trap!


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Over here. I see something.


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
Move aside.


EXPLORE START TASK
------------------------------------
On it.
Right.
As you wish.
This should be easy enough.
Let's get started!


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
To the shadows.
Light as a feather, silent as a wraith.
Time for a little stealth, hmm?


CANNOT DO
-------------------
I am unable to do that.


TASK COMPLETE
---------------------------
It is done.
Done and done. (VO: Try to avoid sounding like Homer Simpson.)
That wasn't so bad.
Task complete, on to the next!
Finished.


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
-------------------------------------------
Weapons at the ready!
Armed and dangerous, ready for action!
They'll never know what hit 'em.
Victory shall be mine!
Time for a little clean-up. (VO: Said with confidence - she's going to kick some ass.)


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
---------------------------------------------
All set.
Yes?
Your command?
What shall I do?
Ready.


HELLO
----------
Greetings.


YES
------
Got it.


NO
-----
Afraid not.


STOP
--------
Whoa! Hold it right there.


BORED
------------
Idle time is wasted time. Let's get on it.


GOODBYE
----------------
'Till we meet again.


THANK YOU
------------------
You have my thanks.


LAUGH
------------
*Laughs* (VO: Solid, confident, yet good-natured laugh.)


CUSS
----------
Nugs and dolts!


CHEER
------------
(Cheer -- actor to improvise)


GOOD IDEA
-------------------
Good idea.


BAD IDEA
----------------
Are you insane?


THREATEN
-----------------
Challenge me if you dare!


BERSERK
-----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
-----------------------------------------
(Female dwarf) Oh, this is embarrassing.
(Male dwarf) I must be having a bad day.
(Female human) Drat!
(Male human) Dang and blast!
(Female elf) Uh, this isn't good.
(Male elf) A costly mistake!.


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
I would more effective with a dagger at least!

Modifié par Gilsa, 22 avril 2010 - 11:31 .

[Gilsa]

SMART VOICE

Note: The smart voice set is only available to the male and female dwarf. The humans and elves get the mystic voice instead, which I am not including since it does not apply to the dwarves.

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
There is no hope.
Let us end this, shall we?
Paragons watch over me!
You have forced my hand.
This will not end well for you.
Flee while you can!
So shall it be.
I will not fallter.
By the Stone, I shall prevail!


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
----------------------------------
Begone!
Die!
By my ancestors!
Is that it?
Clumsy!
You shall not touch me!
Now you fall!
Ha!
Foolilsh!
You will pay for that!
Turn and run!
You want to die, do you?
This is a waste of time!
You will not win!
Die quickly!


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
--------------------------------------
I cannot keep this up!
This is too much! Too much!
I must slow my pace!


COMBAT MANA LOW
--------------------------------
I need more power!
I am... exhausted!
I am far too drained! (VO: As her strength saps.)


COMBAT HEAL ME
------------------------------
I am terribly wounded!
Bleeding! Bleeding badly!
Oh, this is not good...


EXPLORE HEAL ME
------------------------------
That was a difficult battle. I shall bear a scar or two to remind me of it. (VO: painful grunt)
Ahhh, I am injured. I will need to tend these wounds, in time.
*Groan* I see we were victorious? Good.

SCRIPTED HELP
------------------------
To me! To me!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
------------------------------------------------------------
Beware. These creatures can be unpredictable. (VO: Said with disgust, not fear.)
We must be careful. There is danger, now.
Spirits! We must be on our guard!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Darkspawn! Beware! (VO: Spat with disgust.)
These are vile and tainted creatures.
We must strike quickly!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
-------------------------------------------------------------
A dragon is a terrible enemy! We must tread lightly! (VO: Said with awe, not fear.)
Dragons are more cunning then they seem.
A dragon! Look out!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
-----------------------------------------------------------
Dangerous wildlife. (VO: Neutral. As in, "Oh look, another cat. What a surprise.")
Can we not drive these animals off?
It seems we must defend ourselves.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
---------------------------------------------------------
What strange beasts!
These beasts are surely dangerous.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
---------------------------------------------------------
More foes approach!
We will need to fight shortly.
Enemies ahead!


COMBAT TAUNT
-------------------------
Are you breathing smoke?! You must be! (VO: mocking)
I should stir myself for a fool such as you?


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
----------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
-----------------------------------
By the Stone! (VO: in pain, about to die)
The pain! It is too much!
The acnestors call... (VO: In pain, about to pass out.)


COMBAT DEATH
-------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
----------------
Ah! Poisons in the blood!


SPELL FAILED
-----------------------
I cannot cast it!


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
You should have fled!
Another foe slain!
I have beaten one!


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
---------------------------------------------------------------------
They'll need help right away!
No! We must do something!


COMBAT CHEER PARTY
--------------------------------------
Hah! We have done well!
The Paragons could not have done better!


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
This weapon does nothing!
It is unharmed! (VO: Said with stress in her voice - she's in battle)


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
What is that? A trap?
It is some kind of trap!


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Look here.


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
Excuse me.
I must get by.


EXPLORE START TASK
-----------------------------------
Yes.
Very well.
As you say.
It will be done.
Of course.


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
I shall be silent.
I move quietly, now.


CANNOT DO
-------------------
No, I cannot.
It cannot be done.
I am afraid not.


TASK COMPLETE
---------------------------
I am done.
The task is finished. (VO: Try to avoid sounding like Homer Simpson.)
There we go.
I have done it.
Success!


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
-------------------------------------------
Yes!
I am ready!
Where shall I strike?
At your command!
Here I am!


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
--------------------------------------------
I am here.
Where shall I head?
I am yours to command.
Greetings.
Yes?


HELLO
----------
Greetings.


YES
-------
Yes.


NO
-----
No.


STOP
---------
Come no further.
Stay where you are.


BORED
------------
There are far better things we could be doing with our time, no?
A strange place we've chosen to stop and dawdle...
Perhaps we should camp, since we seem to have plenty of time?


GOODBYE
-----------------
Fare you well.


THANK YOU
-------------------
Many thanks.


LAUGH
------------
*Laughs* (VO: Solid, confident, yet good-natured laugh.)


CUSS
---------
Sod it all!


CHEER
------------
Wonderful!


GOOD IDEA
-------------------
An excellent notion.


BAD IDEA
----------------
No, that won't work at all.


THREATEN
-----------------
You're on loose sand, here!


BERSERK
----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
------------------------------------------
(Female dwarf) I swear by the Paragons, this isn't what it looks like!
(Male dwarf) I didn't mean to alarm you.


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
I'm not very effective empty-handed!

[Gilsa]

  SULTRY/SUAVE VOICE 

Note: A lot of the sultury and suave lines overlap. The gender specific lines will be identified.

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
(F) *chuckle* Oh, my! (VO: amused)
(M) *chuckle* Here we go! (VO: amused)
(F) It's a fight! How lovely!
(M) Off we go to combat!
(F) Oh, I do adore this! (VO: relish)
(M) Now this is more like it! (VO: relish)
Why do they bother?
I would like a trophy!
*laughs* (VO: short laugh)
*laughs* (VO: long laugh)
(F) My, my! What to do?
(M) Aha! What to do?
Now this should be amusing!
(F) Well, if I must!
(M) Come, let's shed some blood!


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
----------------------------------
Hmmm.
What's this?
(F) Away with you!
(M) Shame about the face.
(F) How dare you!
(M) Such talent!
Ha!
Oh, I see!
(F) The nerve!
(M) A fine blow!
And how's that!
(F) Oh, is that right?
(M) Hey, now!
There you go!
(F) Oh, my!
(M) Play fair!
(F) My word!
(M) *chuckle*
Let's see...
(F) Brute!
(M) Bother!
(F) Oh, yes!
(M) If you must!


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
--------------------------------------
Enough! I can't keep on like this!
I must rest for just a moment!
I can't go on at this absurd pace!


COMBAT MANA LOW
--------------------------------
See now? I'm almost out of power!
This is ridiculous! Too many spells!
I need more power!


COMBAT HEAL ME
------------------------------
(F) Ah! My blood is getting all over *everything*! (VO: the mess is worse than the fact she's hurt)
(M) Some healing would not be unwelcome! (VO: polite, yet wounded terribly)
(F) This is getting dangerous!
(M) Tsk. So much blood. And all of it mine!
(F) Help! I don't want to die!
(M) I can barely stand! This is terrible!


EXPLORE HEAL ME
------------------------------
Dear me, it seems I fell down during the fight, didn't I?
Now that... could have gone so much better. (VO: woozy)
(F) By the Maker! How am I going to get all this blood out? (VO: annoyed)
(M) How excellent that you handled that without me!


SCRIPTED HELP
------------------------
I need some help right away!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
------------------------------------------------------------
Now, now. What's all this? (VO: amused)
The unnatural are always so... bothersome. (VO: amused)
Oh, let's just deal with these ones and move on.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Time for more darkspawn, I see.
(F) It appears we will need to fight the entire Blight ourselves.
(M) It appears we will need to fight the Blight one at a time.
I'm sensing more darkspawn. (VO: a bit bored with it)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
-------------------------------------------------------------
Oh, now this is interesting! (VO: excited)
Shall we go and ask it to nicely die? (VO: excited)
Now that would have a trophy or two.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
-----------------------------------------------------------
(F) We're being attacked by a shawl.
(M) Perhaps we should scare them off or something?
Ugh, you can smell its breath from here.
Tsk. Poor animals. Why do they attack?


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
---------------------------------------------------------
Another creature ahead.
What shall we do, here?
Ah, another battle speeds our way. (VO: incredulous)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
---------------------------------------------------------
(F) My! They're all so eager, aren't they? (VO: laughing)
(M) They're all so eager to die, aren't they? (VO: laughing)
(F) Dear me, what's all the fuss? (VO: having fun)
(M) All the noise and bother! (VO: having fun)
Couldn't we all just get along? No? (VO: amused)


COMBAT TAUNT
-------------------------
(F) Oh, my! Now that is precious!
(M) How delightfully unskilled of you!
(F) It's so darling the way you go on, truly it is.
(M) It's so precious the way you go on, truly it is.


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
----------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
-----------------------------------
Now this... is just too much! (VO: said in pain, about to die)
I... cannot! (VO: said in pain, about to die)
I don't believe this! (VO: in pain, about to fall down)


COMBAT DEATH
-------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
----------------
Oh, bother! How did *I* get poisoned?


SPELL FAILED
-----------------------
I lost the spell! (VO: lost concentration)
It... didn't work! (VO: lost concentration)
Ah! There went the spell!


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
You could have just given up, you know. (VO: amused, said to a dead person)
(F) Tsk tsk. What a shame. (VO: mock sympathy)
(M) What a shame. (VO: mock sympathy)
(F) Ah, well. Another foe fallen, is it? (VO: mock boredom)
(M) Another foe fallen! (VO: amused)


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
--------------------------------------------------------------------
That is so unnecessary.
(F) How dreadful! I suppose we have to fight it, now?
(M) That rather looked like it hurt. (VO: mild concern)
Falling unconscious during a fight! (VO: a bit disgusted)

COMBAT CHEER PARTY
--------------------------------------
(F) How delightful!
(M) Ha! Wonderful!
(F) Dear me, what a mess!
(M) Well done, I say! Well done!
(F) Oh! I think I have some blood on me... (VO: like she's fretting over a spot of blood)
(M) A finer scene of carnage I've yet to see! (VO: pleased)


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
(F) Well, now, this does nothing!
(M) This weapon does nothing!
(F) Not working!
(M) It's not working!
(F) Oh, bother! I need something new!
(M) I need something new!


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
See there? That's a trap.
I would watch out, were I you. (VO: warning)


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Now what is that?
Oh, hello?


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
(F) Shoo!
(M) Coming through.
Move aside, please.


EXPLORE START TASK
-----------------------------------
(F) Well, all right.
(M) All right.
(F) Lovely.
(M) Delighted.
And so I shall.
Of course!
As you desire.


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
Let's be silent now.
*chuckle* They won't hear a thing.


CANNOT DO
-------------------
Ah, no.
It cannot be.
Sadly not.


TASK COMPLETE
---------------------------
All done.
All over now.
I have finished.
Complete!
I have done it!


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
-------------------------------------------
Yes?
What now?
Direct me!
(F) Lovely!
(M) Ready!
Ah, good!


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
--------------------------------------------
(F) How wonderful!
(M) Charmed.
Come, let's have a move on.
Shall we go?
(F) Marvelous!
(M) Greetings to you.
Are we in a hurry?


HELLO
----------
(F) Charmed.
(M) Charmed, I'm sure.


YES
-------
Yes.


NO
-----
No.


STOP
---------
No further, my dear.
Stay where you are.


BORED
------------
I see we've stopped to smell the flowers and adore the sunshine? (VO: amused)
*sigh* Where are we now? Dare I even ask?
(F) So lovely when we get a chance to rest for a moment. All that walking!
(M) Now all we need are a few pretties and a bit of music... (VO: thinking out loud)

GOODBYE
-----------------
Farewell.


THANK YOU
-------------------
Thank you!


LAUGH
------------
*Laughs* (VO: Solid, confident, yet good-natured laugh)


CUSS
---------
(F) Well, I never!
(M) Blast it all, anyhow!


CHEER
------------
(F) How wonderful!
(M) Now this is how it should be!


GOOD IDEA
-------------------
(F) Oh, what a lovely idea!
(M) Brilliant!


BAD IDEA
----------------
(F) Oh, please do rethink that.
(M) Oh, no, that won't do.


THREATEN
-----------------
(F) You may want to think again.
(M) You may wish to think again.

BERSERK
----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
------------------------------------------
(Female dwaf) This isn't good.
(Male dwarf) I must be out of practice!
(Female human) Oh my, how clumsy of me!
(Male human) Oh, how terribly clumsy of me.
(Female elf) Oops, my mistake!
(Male elf) That didn't go well.


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
(Female dwarf) I feel so naked without a blade.
(Male dwarf) My charm only goes so far. I need a blade!
(Female human and elf) I feel so naked without a weapon.
(Male human and elf) My charm only goes so far. I need a weapon!

Modifié par Gilsa, 22 avril 2010 - 11:30 .

[Gilsa]

<_<  VIOLENT VOICE  <_<

*All races and genders share the same lines for each voice set with only one or two variations (mainly the "I was caught stealing" line).

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
Let's see some blood!
You're gonna regret this!
Have at you!
Someone's going to fall and it sure won't be me!
That's right, come on!
You'll get no mercy from me!
Watch in horror as I *rip* you apart!
Let's see what you're made of. (VO: booming with confidence. he's going to maul his enemy)
This'll be fun. (VO: Said with malicious glee)
On your guard, wretch!


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
-----------------------------------
Run while you still can!
Show them no mercy!
It's a good day to die!
I love how desperate you are. *You're pathetic!*
You're hopeless.
Die, already!
Push them back!
*Laughs* (VO: vicious laugh)
You have no skill! Only desperation!
Breaking a sweat already? Ha!
It's a massacre and no one's getting out alive!
I'm sorry, am I too quick for you?
You're in a little over your head!
Just call me the reaper. *Laughs*


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
-------------------------------------
My strength is failing!
I'm wearing down.
I'm beat! (VO: As in "I'm exhausted!")


COMBAT MANA LOW
---------------------------------
I... I think I'm weakening.
Getting dizzy. Must... rest.
Magic is running low!


COMBAT HEAL ME
-----------------------------
I need healing!
Wounded badly!
Help me, I'm injured!


EXPLORE HEAL ME
-------------------------------
I'm wounded. Do something about it!
What are you waiting for? Heal me!
Where are the bandages?


SCRIPTED HELP
-------------------------
Here! To me!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
------------------------------------------------------------
Hmph. Why can't the dead stay in the ground where they belong?
Looks like something wants to die again. (VO: confident)
Lifeless bastards.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Darkspawn. Kill them all.
Twisted creatures.
No end to these blasted things! (VO: exasperated)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
------------------------------------------------------------
A dragon. A worthy opponent!
Now that's a big lizard. Kill it!
How sad. All that muscle and it *still* has no chance! *Laughs*


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
----------------------------------------------------------
Foolish creature. It should know better than to attack.
Target practice anyone?
Bet you I could kill it in two blows.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
---------------------------------------------------------
I am prey for no creature!
Hmm, a beast. Let's maul it. *Chuckles*
Oh, this is a nasty one.


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
----------------------------------------------------------
I see enemies ahead.
Something... is coming. (VO: Can't quite tell what it is, but he senses it nonetheless. The line should have a bit of foreboding feel.)


COMBAT TAUNT
-------------------------
Strike at me, if you dare!


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
---------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
------------------------------------
It's not over! It can't be!
You will... never... have me...
I'm gonna... take you with me!


COMBAT DEATH
-------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
-----------------
I've been... poisoned!


SPELL FAILED
----------------------
Ugh! My spell!


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
That'll teach you!
No chance, no chance at all.
More blood! Where's the next one?


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Ugh. Useless. Do I have to do everything myself?


COMBAT CHEER PARTY
-------------------------------------
Excellent!


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
My weapon does nothing!
What does it take to kill these things?
This isn't working! Need something else!


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
I see a trap.


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Come here.


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
You're in my way.


EXPLORE START TASK
------------------------------------
I'll get on it.
Now's better than later.
Got it.
All right, all right! (VO: As in "get off my back!")
Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
They'll never see me coming.
A little backstabbing never hurt anyone, heh, heh.
And thus I cloak my naked villainy. (VO: said with a malicious smile)


CANNOT DO
-------------------
I can't do that.


TASK COMPLETE
----------------------------
It is done.
Done now. Are you happy?
Done. Anything else?
Finished. Now what do you want?
That about wraps it up.


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
-------------------------------------------
Yes?
What is your command?
Is it time to kill something?
Ready.
They won't know what hit them.


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
--------------------------------------------
I'm here.
What can I do?
You need something?
Awaiting orders.
At your service.


HELLO
-----------
Greetings.


YES
--------
Of course.


NO
-----
No.


STOP
---------
Stop.


BORED
------------
Isn't there something better we could be doing? Killing things, perhaps?

GOODBYE
----------------
Goodbye.


THANK YOU
-------------------
Thank you.


LAUGH
------------
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!


CUSS
---------
Curses!


CHEER
------------
Splendid!


SOMETHING TO SAY
-------------------------------
I have something to say.


GOOD IDEA
-------------------
A brilliant plan.


BAD IDEA
----------------
Don't be foolish.


THREATEN
-----------------
If you aren't afraid of me, you should be.


BERSERK
----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
------------------------------------------
(Female dwarf) Uh oh.
(Male dwarf) You weren't supposed to see that.
(Female human) Can't a girl cut a purse in peace these days?
(Male human) You saw that. Now I might have to kill you.
(Female elf) Ugh, I knew that bump on the head was going to have far-reaching consequences!
(Male elf) I didn't mean to do that...


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
Smashing heads takes a while when you're unarmed!

[Gilsa]

:innocent:  WISE VOICE  :innocent:

*All races and genders share the same lines for each voice set with only one or two variations (mainly the "I was caught stealing" line).

COMBAT ATTACK
----------------------------
Best be wary.
(Dwarf) May the Paragons watch over me.
(Human/Elf) Don't give them the advantage!
Quickly, we must fight!
Now we do battle!
Come, let us end this!
(Dwarf) We fight for honor. (VO: solemn)
(Human/Elf) There is no glory in bloodshed.
No quarter shall be given.
If we must fight, let us do it quickly.
More the fools they.


COMBAT BATTLE CRY
-----------------------------------
Back!
Away with you!
Damn you!
Get off!
Ah!
Careful!
Watch out!
Enough!
Blast!
Missed!
(Dwarf) By the ancestors!
(Human) By the Maker!
(Elf) Now!
Now you fall!
No! (VO: growled)
I must maintain... (VO: said to himself, like a meditation)
I will not fail. (VO: said to himself, like a meditation)


COMBAT STAMINA LOW
-------------------------------------
I cannot continue!
I am exhausted!
I need a moment of rest!


COMBAT MANA LOW
---------------------------------
I have no more power!
I cannot keep casting spells!
My power is exhausted!


COMBAT HEAL ME
-----------------------------
I need healing!
Heal me, please!
This isn't good! I'm wounded!


EXPLORE HEAL ME
-------------------------------
*grunt* I believe I took a bad shot in that fight. (VO: painful grunt)
Ahh, I'm sorry I was not able to see the end of it.
Serves me right for not paying attention. (in pain, just revived from unconsciousness)


SCRIPTED HELP
-------------------------
I need assistance!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED UNDEAD
------------------------------------------------------------
These things can have unusual powers. Be wary!
Do not let them overwhelm us!
Careful! I think they've seen us!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DARKSPAWN
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Darkspawn! (VO: spat with disgust)
The darkspawn have sensed us!
There! More of the fiends ahead!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED DRAGON
------------------------------------------------------------
We must be careful against this.
Dragons are not to be toyed with.
It's incredible! (VO: awed)


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED ANIMAL
----------------------------------------------------------
Wild creatures ahead!
These creatures have no true reason to fight us!
Let us dispatch them, and quickly!


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED BEAST
---------------------------------------------------------
Be careful, now!
What manner of beast is this?


EXPLORE ENEMIES SIGHTED OTHER
----------------------------------------------------------
Enemies approaching!
More enemies ahead!
We must not exhaust our supplies.


COMBAT TAUNT
-------------------------
Have you no concern for your own existence?
Don't be a fool!


COMBAT ATTACK GRUNT
---------------------------------------
(10 different attack grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT PAIN GRUNT
----------------------------------
(10 different pain grunt sounds listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


COMBAT NEAR DEATH
------------------------------------
This is too much! (VO: in pain, about to pass out)
I am sorry! (VO: in pain, about to pass out)
Help me... (VO: in pain, about to pass out)


COMBAT DEATH
-------------------------
(10 different expiration sounds -- VO: actor to improvise)


POISONED
-----------------
Ah! Poisoned!


SPELL FAILED
----------------------
I have lost the spell!
No! It is gone!
I have lost concentration!


COMBAT ENEMY KILLED
--------------------------------------
Good! Another down!
Foolish!
We must gain the advantage!


COMBAT MONSTER SLEW PARTY MEMBER
---------------------------------------------------------------------
They need help!
Quick! We must do something!
No! Terrible!


COMBAT CHEER PARTY
-------------------------------------
It is a fine thing we've done!
Most excellent!
Our skill has won the day!


COMBAT WEAPON INEFFECTIVE
---------------------------------------------------
My weapon does nothing!
I must try another tactic! (VO: Said with stress in her voice - she's in battle)
I should do something else!


EXPLORE TRAP DETECTED
------------------------------------------
It's a trap!
Look there! A cunning trap!


EXPLORE LOOK HERE
-----------------------------------
Over here. I see something.
There, look.
Watch, now.


EXPLORE MOVE OVER
------------------------------------
Excuse me.
I need by, please.


EXPLORE START TASK
------------------------------------
Very well.
It shall be done.
I shall do it.
As you say.
It is begun.


EXPLORE STEALTH
------------------------------
Sometimes silence is best.
None shall see me.


CANNOT DO
-------------------
No, I cannot.
Think again.
Impossible


TASK COMPLETE
----------------------------
I am done.
The task is finished. (VO: Try to avoid sounding like Homer Simpson.)
Finished.
What now?
It is over.


COMBAT SELECT NEUTRAL
-------------------------------------------
Yes!
Here!
I am armed!
Send me!
I am ready! (VO: Said with confidence - she's going to kick some ass.)


EXPLORE SELECT NEUTRAL
--------------------------------------------
What would you like?
We have much to do.
Let us be on our way.
You would like something?
I will help however I can.


HELLO
-----------
Greetings.


YES
--------
Yes.


NO
-----
No.


STOP
---------
I would not come further, were I you.


BORED
------------
We have much to do, and little enough time to do it. (VO: impatient)
Perhaps we should take the time to review what we've learned?
I swear, when this is over... (VO: thoughts spoken out loud)


GOODBYE
----------------
'Till we meet again.


THANK YOU
-------------------
You have my thanks.


LAUGH
------------
*Laughs* (VO: Solid, confident, yet good-natured laugh.)


CUSS
---------
Of all the blasted--!


CHEER
------------
Most excellent!


GOOD IDEA
-------------------
That should work just fine.


BAD IDEA
----------------
Are you quite sure?


THREATEN
-----------------
You're not going to get out of this in one piece, I assure you.


BERSERK
----------------
(2 different berserk cries listed -- VO: actor to improvise -- berserk is more of  a crazed/rage battle state)


WARCRY
--------------
(2 different warcries listed -- VO: actor to improvise)


I WAS CAUGHT STEALING!
------------------------------------------
(All races/genders) Well, it figures. (VO: dismayed)


IF FIGHTING WITHOUT A WEAPON
-----------------------------------------------------
I require a weapon!

[MOTpoetryION]

oh ok ya it kind of does look like magic. So you can just cast those spells over and over without needing anything ? I never used alistar much to whinnie imo. . So the chantry just uses lyrium to control them or keep them from leaving because they are the only ones that have it ? Wow thats nice of them, ya sure sign me up NOT. so ill not think about it then lol thanks



nice glasses Radahldo

[Urshakk]

Gilsa wrote...
(VO: Try to avoid sounding like Homer Simpson.)

lmao. That's quite a lot of voicework, more then I thought there was.

Modifié par Urshakk, 22 avril 2010 - 11:43 .

[Wynne]

Loved both my dwarf runs. My dwarf commoner Wylavra romanced Alistair, but dumped him over his attitude about Loghain, leaving Alistair a drunken mess; that playthrough turned out very feminist and it felt right for that character to give the finger to anyone who crossed her. My dwarf noble Zara romanced Zevran; she developed a real complex about redeeming people whether they liked it or not and showed everyone highly assertive mercy except for Bhelen. She convinced Loghain to sacrifice himself as a form of poetic justice. Both were rogues.

I have a warrior DN, but I haven't finished that playthrough and probably won't. Rogues and mages are too much fun.

Being 5'1" and always having had a preference for tallish, scrawny-to-average guys in real life, I don't see the problem with cross-race romance. That would be why I love the dwarves in DA. Like me and my grandmother on my dad's side, the limbs may be shorter, the head may be lower to the ground, but the important parts are woman-sized and then some. There's nothing childlike about a female dwarf's bust or hips, so there's nothing creepy about getting it on with a much taller character, particularly not in the case of elves.

Plus, despite how much I liked Gorim as a character and love Steve Blum as an actor, big beards and stocky frames always remind me of my dad. I'll take the elves and humans, thanks.

Modifié par Wynne, 23 avril 2010 - 12:03 .

[soignee]

Since I can’t write Duster at the moment, I am going to fill in a challenge prompt over at Pornzammar. The challenge was, “what does Dwarven song and dance sound/look like?” And Aimo posted her prompt earlier on in the thread with her wonderful Bodhain/Aeducan comic, so I figured I'd post this short story here.

I really, really doubt Missa Brosca would stand in the middle of a campfire and sing, so pretend this is alternative universe where Missa can somehow hold a tune and puts up with Leliana’s nonsense.
_____________________________________________

She was asked again by the bard what dwarves song was like, and this time she relented.

Missa sighed. “Will it shut you up if I do this?” She said, water bottle in her hands. Irritably she put it down, fixing the human woman a very severe glare.

Leliana attempted to appear contrite, blue eyes sparkling. “I have no idea what you mean,” she said slyly. Missa looked around the camp; it was just her and the bard awake, so she shrugged.

“Fine, fine. Whatever. I’ll do this the once, and that’s it. You don’t get to ask again.”

The bard clapped her hands once, face alight. “I will be good! I won’t pester you again, I promise.”

Missa cleared her throat, oddly nervous. “I can’t sing very well, but I’ll sing you something best sung drunk out of your skull. Just imagine we‘re somehow wasted.”

The bard arched an eyebrow. “Of course. I once tried dwarven ale, you know. But ah! A story for another time, please sing. And I will listen.”

Missa looked down, and started to sing. She was faulty at her first, her voice rough and tuneless. But once she started, she remembered:

“We are a proud land
We stand for freedom
We got the franchise on how to lead them
We got the history-
Shapers prove it
Give us a mountain
And we will move it
We don’t need waves and seven seas
As we’ll still bring the mighty to their knees
So we offer hope and inspiration
A fine example to lesser nations
We are the Dwarva! The Jewel in the Crown.”

Leliana laughed, shocked. Missa held out a finger, and continued singing:

“We brought a system to the masses
Divide our nation into castes and
It’s in our breeding and on our faces
At least we’re all born
Knowing our places
So we’ll stay within our social borders
And only take what our caste affords us
It doesn’t matter if it’s not even
The system nature of the demon
We are the Dwarva! The Jewel in the Crown.”

Missa laughed, her voice shaky and louder.

“We are the Dwarva!
We carved an empire
We’ll come and conquer
We’ll tear your borders down
We need no conscience
Stone is on our side.
We are the dwarva,
The Jewel in the Crown.”

She exhaled, then fixed the bard a look. “That’s…” Leliana responded. “I can see why you need to drink to sing it.”

Missa shrugged, then sipped from her flask. “It goes on, I can’t remember the bit about lyrium trading and the chantry, give me a moment to remember.”

Leliana pursed her lips. She expected something bawdy, and not politics. “I… Well, you don’t have to. I mean, if you don‘t want to, that is.”

Missa laughed. “Fair enough, I can’t really sing. I don’t know why I chose that.” She looked into the fire for awhile, then shook herself. “Oh well. I guess you can be our only bard, Leli. I’ll leave it to the expert.”

At that she left the other woman alone, humming under her breath the song again, unaware that she was doing so.

[Gilsa]

That was awesome, Soignee!

[Herr Uhl]

Nice, but still...



*throws shoe*

[soignee]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Nice, but still...

*throws shoe*

okay okay I'm going jeez

[Sarah1281]

Maybe she'd have had better luck asking Oghren?

[soignee]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Maybe she'd have had better luck asking Oghren?

"You! Bard!" Oghren pointed vaguely in her direction, spilling cheap brandy from the bottle in his hands.

Leliana stopped and smiled. "Uh, I'm sorry? Have I done something wrong?"

"I can sing you a song."

Missa snorted. "That's great. Great. Sten, I swear to stone the next river we see you're dumping the hairy bastard in it to sober up, all right?"

Sten nodded. "It is done. He is foul and smells of cabbages."

"That too, but whatever."

Leliana clapped her hands. "Oh no! I want to hear this. Sing to me Oghren, I insist."

The warrior started to remove his trousers. "Woah woah woah," Alistair interjected, waving his hands about wildly. "Could you do it with your pants on? That would be great, thanks."

Oghren belched and laughed. "Little Oghren needs to be out. Can't do The Pink Nug without the right equipment."

Missa ran a hand over her face and groaned. "Oh no, no no no. Oghren, now is not the time. put your armour back on. Now."

"Oh!" Leliana exclained. "I like nugs."

Missa turned and fixed the bard a look. "Seriously. You really, really would not like Oghren's version..."

Thankfully Oghren put his pants back on, distracted by his brandy once more. Later that night in camp however, the indignant cries of Leliana proved he hadn't quite forgotten how to sing The Pink Nug... And he even remembered the gestures.

[Herr Uhl]

Awesome!



If you keep that up I won't throw shoes at you unless you want the shoes in question.

[ejoslin]

 Ok, I will admit I haven't read this thread for a page or two (need to catch up) but I wanted to give yet another NEW reason to play a female dwarf, aside from their total sexiness. Charsen's new sexytime dwarf kiss.  It's his kneeling kiss, but, oh, so much more. 

Just one more reason that dwarves are the sexiest in the game!

[soignee]

ejoslin wrote...

 Ok, I will admit I haven't read this thread for a page or two (need to catch up) but I wanted to give yet another NEW reason to play a female dwarf, aside from their total sexiness. Charsen's new sexytime dwarf kiss.  It's his kneeling kiss, but, oh, so much more. 

Just one more reason that dwarves are the sexiest in the game!

fco wDF
SO AWESSSSSSSOME

[ejoslin]

That kiss actually may inspire me to write a fanporn... errr fanfic of my own!

[soignee]

ejoslin wrote...

That kiss actually may inspire me to write a fanporn... errr fanfic of my own!

*fist pump*

COME JOIN ME IN MY BOXXXXX It is roomy and full of cookies.

[thegreateski]

I gota say. The "cocky" voice is definitely my favorite.



Makes you sound like a magnificent bastard.