54 translations later: "A."
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#26
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:15
Chimervera
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"Shepard."
54 translations later: "A."
54 translations later: "A."
Retour en haut
#27
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:29
Thermorium
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Original:
"I'm commander Shepard and I think this is one crappy translator!"
After 10:
"And Commander Shepard, I believe, the translator is awesome!"
After 25:
"€ ोफर्ड Good Master, translator's awesome!"
Max:
"€ ोफरड good teachers, good translation!"
The translator is conviced the translation is actually correct! That, and good teachers translate things correctly....
WTF?!
"I'm commander Shepard and I think this is one crappy translator!"
After 10:
"And Commander Shepard, I believe, the translator is awesome!"
After 25:
"€ ोफर्ड Good Master, translator's awesome!"
Max:
"€ ोफरड good teachers, good translation!"
The translator is conviced the translation is actually correct! That, and good teachers translate things correctly....
WTF?!
#28
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:36
Keldon Northwind
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Original text:
"You are nothing! I can forge planes with my powers. I can unmake you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Not on the computer. I know."
Original text:
"Herp derp"
...54 translations later we get:
"Peres China"
"You are nothing! I can forge planes with my powers. I can unmake you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Not on the computer. I know."
Original text:
"Herp derp"
...54 translations later we get:
"Peres China"
#29
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:38
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1 translation later:
I havent gotten any of this?
Why do i never understand?
I havent gotten any of this?
Why do i never understand?
#30
Guest_Bio-Boy 3000_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 09:54
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...54 translations
MaleShep saying to Turian C Sec: "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish."
Hanar Omintool Translator: "The system is very bad."
MaleShep saying to Turian C Sec: "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish."
Hanar Omintool Translator: "The system is very bad."
Modifié par Bio-Boy 3000, 03 avril 2010 - 09:55 .
#31
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:03
JRCHOharry
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Original : I hope nobody presses the button of doom
After 54 translations becomes : I love noodles
(EPIC WIN)
After 54 translations becomes : I love noodles
(EPIC WIN)
#32
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 10:18
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"Lots and lots of Bioware fans get unreasonably excited about romances. I wonder why?"
After 54 translations becomes:
"Many companies love Bayovar: "What.""
After 54 translations becomes:
"Many companies love Bayovar: "What.""
#33
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 11:13
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Original post: "I'm Gary Mother****ing oak, you can't ignore my girth!"
After the translations it became.
"Garyoku mother can not refuse."
Another one then
"Man what a cool day this has been, i think i will go out and buy some coke and hookers to celebrate."
...54 translations later we get:
"Keep Cocaine and other Emotions."
Lets see...
"I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
drinking
slurping
No one eats as much as me
I'm the fatness that rules your mind
melted ice cream streams down my wrist
i wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
the cookies that i have eaten for thee"
...54 translations later we get:
"Syrup, cinnamon oil, Sustainable development, peace, cake, sugar, cocoa, the main storage."
The heck.. it deleted most of it.
After the translations it became.
"Garyoku mother can not refuse."
Another one then
"Man what a cool day this has been, i think i will go out and buy some coke and hookers to celebrate."
...54 translations later we get:
"Keep Cocaine and other Emotions."
Lets see...
"I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
drinking
slurping
No one eats as much as me
I'm the fatness that rules your mind
melted ice cream streams down my wrist
i wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
the cookies that i have eaten for thee"
...54 translations later we get:
"Syrup, cinnamon oil, Sustainable development, peace, cake, sugar, cocoa, the main storage."
The heck.. it deleted most of it.
Modifié par Dewnis, 03 avril 2010 - 11:27 .
#34
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 12:46
Eleinehmm
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As a person who worked on MT algorithms before, I would like to thank the guy who has started this thread.
If you are not algorithms, I started this thread, thanks :-)))))
If you are not algorithms, I started this thread, thanks :-)))))
Modifié par Eleinehmm, 03 avril 2010 - 12:48 .
#35
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:00
Fish_Eye_McGee
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Wow...this is bad lol
Traitors! Which of you stood against the Orlesian emperor when his troops flattened your field and raped your wives?
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M (yes, just M) free! Some companies, such as rape, not women being orlesyan?
Traitors! Which of you stood against the Orlesian emperor when his troops flattened your field and raped your wives?
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M (yes, just M) free! Some companies, such as rape, not women being orlesyan?
#36
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:10
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Originaltext:
"Before they went into warp, I transported the whole
kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at
all."
...54 translations later we get:
"§ 3, and therefore"
And another Star Trek quote, cause I'm just that cool:
[/i]Original
text:
"Khan!!!..... KHAN!!!"
...54 translations later we get:
"!!!.....! Map"
"Before they went into warp, I transported the whole
kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at
all."
...54 translations later we get:
"§ 3, and therefore"
And another Star Trek quote, cause I'm just that cool:
[/i]Original
text:
"Khan!!!..... KHAN!!!"
...54 translations later we get:
"!!!.....! Map"
Modifié par rage9345, 03 avril 2010 - 01:14 .
#37
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:14
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Hahaha this is great!
"Because its a big stupid jellyfish!"
Somehow translates back to: This is an Amazing animal! lol
"Because its a big stupid jellyfish!"
Somehow translates back to: This is an Amazing animal! lol
#38
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:16
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"Swooping is bad." after 54 translations is "Quickly".
"Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter" after 54 translations is "winter shaving".
"I believe in Harvey Dent" after 54 translations became "Habeidento also". I don't even know what that means.
"Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter" after 54 translations is "winter shaving".
"I believe in Harvey Dent" after 54 translations became "Habeidento also". I don't even know what that means.
#39
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:19
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 - The Sith Lords
Star Wars: The Old Republic 2: Revenge of God - kind
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Metal Gear solid 4: separate foreign policy in the skin
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
2 factors roeyarusureeia
Splinter Cell Conviction
Down
Battlestar Galactica: The Face of the Enemy
Silver Surfers, travel seemed
Star Wars: The Old Republic 2: Revenge of God - kind
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Metal Gear solid 4: separate foreign policy in the skin
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
2 factors roeyarusureeia
Splinter Cell Conviction
Down
Battlestar Galactica: The Face of the Enemy
Silver Surfers, travel seemed
#40
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:32
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"Shepard"
after 54 translations
"Wrex"
just kidding
after 54 translations
"Wrex"
just kidding
#41
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:34
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Original
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."
After 25 translations
"Who has died in Reno."
My god.... the program has become sentient and is having a conversation with me!
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."
After 25 translations
"Who has died in Reno."
My god.... the program has become sentient and is having a conversation with me!
#42
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:36
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"Pikachu! I choose you!"
25 translations later becomes...
"Fast Mario Ball! I'm not going to complain!"
R O F L
25 translations later becomes...
"Fast Mario Ball! I'm not going to complain!"
R O F L
#43
Guest_Bio-Boy 3000_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 01:41
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Duke Nukem: "What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
... 25 translations later...
"What do you want? How can a small hybrid, drink, eat algae?"
... 54 translations later...
"What? Little Underage drinking in the future?"
... 25 translations later...
"What do you want? How can a small hybrid, drink, eat algae?"
... 54 translations later...
"What? Little Underage drinking in the future?"
Modifié par Bio-Boy 3000, 03 avril 2010 - 01:42 .
#44
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:10
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LOL:
"Suck my di**" x 54 = "Test bottle konnektikut."
""Luke I am your father" x54 = "Hatch, your father."
"Suck my di**" x 54 = "Test bottle konnektikut."
""Luke I am your father" x54 = "Hatch, your father."
#45
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:22
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Original: I love wacky teasmen wearing pink lala outfits.
Bad translator: "I love to wear police and shrimp, stupid"
Rofl, awesome!
Bad translator: "I love to wear police and shrimp, stupid"
Rofl, awesome!
#46
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:24
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Original: Oh dear, we appear to be having a bit of a dispute over our mothers
Modern: Yer Maw looks like Susan Boyle
Modern: Yer Maw looks like Susan Boyle
#47
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:26
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Original: Eli-da-Mage is a wicked manipulator who makes little girls cry.
Bad Translator: "MM, can be handled properly, the girl screams."
... that sounded dirty...
Bad Translator: "MM, can be handled properly, the girl screams."
... that sounded dirty...
#48
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:28
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Original: Ivandra is an evil harpy ****
Bad Translator: Ian is on ebay
Bad Translator: Ian is on ebay
#49
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:34
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Original text:
"You smell great; is that death you're wearing? It really suits you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Dreams of death and the question of how best to use? It's easy."
"You smell great; is that death you're wearing? It really suits you."
...54 translations later we get:
"Dreams of death and the question of how best to use? It's easy."
#50
Guest_Ivandra Ceruden_*
Posté 03 avril 2010 - 02:34
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Grrr! I'm not a friggin' harpeh! (although I must admit harpies are kinda cool)
Original: Eli is a goddamn bastard who insults torture-loving lunatics!
Bad translator: "Eli ****ing ****, torture is an insult to your heart!"
... the thing actually gives you advice, dear comrade!
Original: Eli is a goddamn bastard who insults torture-loving lunatics!
Bad translator: "Eli ****ing ****, torture is an insult to your heart!"
... the thing actually gives you advice, dear comrade!
