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#101
THALE

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:45

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Hubb- wrote...

"I have to wait one more hour at this airport"

54 later...

"Waiting at the airport"

That isn't that bad of a translation, I feel cheated.

Try using a longer sentance, or make one thats just ****ed up

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#102
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:46

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"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the INTERNET!"

54 later...

"Ministers at the end of my favorite!"

...um ok

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#103
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:51

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In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent His only begotten Son to the world, that we might live through Him. Herein's love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the satisfaction 4 our sins

~John 4:19~

54 later...

"The son of God, love life and our children. We love God, love of sin in the world of four children."

...ok that still works

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#104
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:55

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Confucius say: "Man who sits on toilet is high on pot"

54 later...

"Konfutsius mediterranean people say" -not even close

Confucius say: "Gay dinosaur is called Mega_sore_ass!"

54 later...

Konfutsius Mega _ Soares _ as very odd? -Yes well... *cough*

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#105
Guest_Colenda_*

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:03

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Using Babel-Fish:
Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search.
Via Japanese, Portuguese and French, that becomes:
[buingu] there has small, elude, so much it are much of Minsc qu' it should seek.

From NWN2:
I derive pleasure from clarification.
Becomes eventually:
As for me l'Joy is pulled.

And using Google Translator and a quote from Futurama's Doctor Zoidberg:
For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother: subjugated, yet honoured.
Becomes:
And my grandmother had a beautiful night that night and before I know it costs.

I tried entering the line 'love conquers all' into the translator, and put it through Greek, Japenese, Icelandic, Hindi and various other languages - in the end, it came back as 'he loves to win everything'.

I also tried: And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
This ended up as:
Why ask why
Bell statement: For you, the tax.

Modifié par Colenda, 03 avril 2010 - 05:45 .

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#106
odinn93

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:03

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"I am the Vanguard of your destruction"

somewhere in the middle, not 10 or 25:

"I would also violate Human"

MAX:

"I hate you"

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#107
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:08

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79 messages

Before:

"I have aids"

After:

"Jews"

-OK seriously WTF!

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#108
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:10

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"Ah yes, Reapers.... We have dismissed that claim!"

54 later...

"Yes, but .... Stop!"

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#109
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:12

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"I am the biotic god!"

54 later...

"Hi, I am green!"

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#110
Captain Crash

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:16

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"Eden Prime was just the beginning"

becomes:

"Prime Minister Eden launched"

Is that code for a ME WMD! haha

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#111
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:24

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Your mother shot me with a twix

10 translations later

Mata'm with his mother twix

25 translations later

Mother Mata'm Twix

Max translations later

Mother tweaks mata 'sea'

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#112
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:27

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"Shepard..... Wrex"

54 later...

Good Rex ोफरड € <------- WTF is this!

Black Panther cologne... 60% of the time, it works everytime!"

54 later...

Pansazukerun ... 60 percent of the time, always good!"

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#113
Captain Crash

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:31

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I No-Scoped JFK wrote...

Black Panther cologne... 60% of the time, it works everytime!"
54 later...
Pansazukerun ... 60 percent of the time, always good!"

Wait... the translation makes more sense! haha Love that movie

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#114
Guest_Eli-da-Mage_*

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:33

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This translator is faulty

t x25

Transmission error

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#115
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:35

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"My really like the band is n'sync, my favorite member is Harpo... I think there is a Harpo, if not there should be..."

54 later...

"Harper, no other team .. Karl, I think ..."

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#116
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:36

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"I will not be beaten by a tiny net..."

54 later...

"Many people go ..." <------thats true^_^

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#117
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:42

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We come in peace 54 translations latter becomes Varrantyes

Woo is watching 54 translations latter becomes Views: Ho jintao.

I am the all powerful Celrath 54 translations latter becomes Discount Selrath

Modifié par Celrath, 03 avril 2010 - 05:42 .

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#118
Grecko32

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:49

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"Pow! Right in the kisser!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Share! However, in my mouth."

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"Mom, I Wan't Candy, NOW!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mother, daughter, no!"
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"There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force."

...54 translations later we get:

"Overview of the world is full of love nyamaa death."
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"Im Rick James B*tch Enjoy your self!" <--- i did have the i

...54 translations later we get:

"Enjoy Beaches rikkujemusu export!"

Modifié par Grecko32, 03 avril 2010 - 05:50 .

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#119
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:50

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"Preheat oven to 450° F, arrange 9 frozen Bagel Bites® snacks about 1/2 inch apart on a baking sheet or shallow pan, place baking sheet or pan on the upper middle rack in oven, bake for 10 minutes..."

54 later...

"The first 10 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer or a general line of 9-inch frozen Entertainment ® 2 / 1 wood grill, food is often written or bass stage..."

Groovy!

Modifié par I No-Scoped JFK, 03 avril 2010 - 05:52 .

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#120
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:50

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Exterminate 54 translations latter becomes Show

All your bases are belong to us 53 translations latter becomes Services

Modifié par Celrath, 03 avril 2010 - 05:53 .

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#121
Grecko32

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:58

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"Once upon a time there was Guy who ate his pillow. Now he is dead."

...54 translations later we get:

"We believe that the death of many people."

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#122
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:59

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79 messages

Grecko32 wrote...

"Once upon a time there was Guy who ate his pillow. Now he is dead."

...54 translations later we get:

"We believe that the death of many people."

Go on...<_<

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#123
GreedIsNoException

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:00

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"The world is my playground"

...10 translations later we get:

"Your game world"

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#124
Grecko32

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:02

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120 messages

"The man that ate the pillow will be fine."

...54 translations later we get:

"Everyone was happy."

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#125
I No-Scoped JFK

Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:08

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"I think the Japanese should stop killing all the whales..."

54 later...

"I believe that the fish died, Japan ..."

...No wonder they're confused

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#101 THALE Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:45

#102 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:46

#103 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:51

#104 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 04:55

#105 Guest_Colenda_* Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:03

#106 odinn93 Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:03

#107 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:08

#108 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:10

#109 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:12

#110 Captain Crash Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:16

#111 Guest_Eli-da-Mage_* Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:24

#112 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:27

#113 Captain Crash Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:31

#114 Guest_Eli-da-Mage_* Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:33

#115 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:35

#116 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:36

#117 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:42

#118 Grecko32 Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:49

#119 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:50

#120 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:50

#121 Grecko32 Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:58

#122 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 05:59

#123 GreedIsNoException Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:00

#124 Grecko32 Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:02

#125 I No-Scoped JFK Posté 03 avril 2010 - 06:08

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