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#151
Appolo90

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"of mice and men."



...54 translations later we get:



"Violent and Humans."



That fits the book too :)

#152
Garrus is Hot

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Optimus Prime>>>>>>Page 24 XD this is entertaining

#153
marbatico

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tried it with the discription of a game:

"You're a bunny. It is winter. Jump and bounce off the bells and try to get the highest score; the higher you go, the higher your score. Bounce on the birds for a score multiplier!"



after 54 translations:

"Trying something cold bastard. If the Flo Health Equipped!"


#154
OldMan91

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This is Politics: 'Do what you're told or we'll punish you.' This is Religion: 'Suffer misery now so you can be happy after death.' This is Philosophy: 'The Universe came from nothing, and will one day return to it.'

Translation:

"Policy: "I failed," he said. The disadvantage, I believe that the death penalty. And the music world."

"So tell me -- what happens if you want to disobey them? Say you
don't like the President. You object to paying taxes to support him, his
family, his pets, his bodyguards and his friends he wangled jobs for.
What do you do?"

Translation:

"- As president of tax and family care, and members .. He said he was
responsible for Sporting"



Modifié par OldMan91, 03 avril 2010 - 09:26 .


#155
Guest_jynthor_*

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"The eagle has landed"



...10 translations later we get:



"Eagle down"











You'll get cookies if you know which song that is.

#156
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Now for something far more epic:

"I love Morrigan, she is sexy and makes my dingdong happy"



...54 translations later we get:



"Korrigan happy with great love."


#157
Kekse2k

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"Search your feelings, you know it to be true. ...54 translations later we get: "I know that you really feel."

BT is deep...

And allegedly talks to me!

"Motoring, what's your price for flight?" ...54 translations later we get:  "Tea?"

Modifié par Kekse2k, 03 avril 2010 - 09:48 .


#158
GreedIsNoException

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"Evil Con Carne was the best until Grim took over"



...10 translations later we get:



"Subscribe to Kano, the poor and fuzzy is the best"

#159
UnkindSoldier

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"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"



...54 translations later we get:



"Plants are not soldiers?"

#160
Grecko32

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"Turtles are the color green."



...54 translations later we get:



"5 祈り."





uhh... what?

#161
Grecko32

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"I stole a candy bar today."



...25 translations later we get:



"Well, I'm Canadian."

#162
Grecko32

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"May I have another, sir?"



...25 translations later we get:



"Got Game, Lord?"

#163
I No-Scoped JFK

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Grecko32 wrote...

"I stole a candy bar today."

...25 translations later we get:

"Well, I'm Canadian."


Well it all makes since now....

I feel enlightened!:innocent:

#164
GreedIsNoException

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"I stole a candy bar today"



...25 translations later we get:



"Now, chocolate,"

#165
Grecko32

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"i stole a candy bar today."

...25 translations later we get:

"Well, I'm Canadian."

All lower case with period.

Modifié par Grecko32, 04 avril 2010 - 12:23 .


#166
LOST GAM3R

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 "I steal candy from small children to watch them suffer. It's great! I love their tears."
                                       ...25 translations later we get:[/b][/i]"I'm tired of candy. This is good! I was crying."

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#167
thewrm

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"Why so serious?"

After 54 translations became...

"Specific issues."

"Wounded duck."

After 54 translations became...

"Become disabled."

"Soldiers forever! Join the soldiers group!"

After 54 translations became...

"Army and joined the group."

"Something something something dark side."

After 54 translations became...

"What is black."

Modifié par thewrm, 04 avril 2010 - 12:53 .


#168
Gorthaur the Cruel

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Original : Have a burger with that. No worry we have cheese!

54 translations later: There are no people to care about our Cheeses.

#169
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"Sing, goddess, the anger of Peleus' son Achilleus and its devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the Achaians."

54 translations later:
"Their interest is only in hot oil 斯贝 solo Painless, and 5 stars will create 1,000 hours."

I'm sure this has been done before, but I just had t do it anyway:
"Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish!"
"Distribution, make stupid!"

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"Add a scarf."

Edit: I'm not sure what drove me to use this quote, but it gives an... interesting translation.

"I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema, and you are an idiot!"

"If romance, you can continue to be stupid!"


Edit2: Okay, my favorite:
"Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN!"

...54 translations later we get:"People of my ass."

Modifié par Mahlerian, 04 avril 2010 - 02:10 .


#170
Gorthaur the Cruel

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Original: "you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do
ya, punk?

54 translations later: I am glad you asked

#171
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"You need to train that puppy to sit."---> "Kennel."

"Legion is the best character in Mass Effect ever."---> "In the near future dynamics of natural phenomena."

"Why is the sky blue?"---> "Why is the sky blue!"

??

#172
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Okay, original: "What kind of hat should I wear? A top hat, or a sombrero?"

After 54 translations, it ended up as: "I do not want? Che?"

Original: "What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"

54 translations later: "Life and peace? ."

#173
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Original: "put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

10 Translations: "Most of the reasons a lot of things ..."

25 Translations: "The main reason is many things ..."

54 Translations: "The main reason ..."

#174
Rive Caedo

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Grecko32 wrote...

"I stole a candy bar today."

...25 translations later we get:

"Well, I'm Canadian."

I think this may be my favorite so far, but I like it even more after confirming that it actually works.

It reads like someone progressively lying more and more.

"I stole a candy bar today."
"Today I stole candy."
"Today I won candy."
"Today I got Candy."

#175
Blade185

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Explosion...



54 translations later....



Explosyon. Is that even a word?



Closely followed by "Fail", which ended up as "Villa" after 25 translations.